Shandy
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Shaolin

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2,955 posts

205 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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Something on the radio encouraged me to try this the other day, so I bought 4 cans of Tetlys and a couple of 2L bottles of lemonade. It's probably about 30 years since I last had a shandy (when it was a legitimate "soft" drink for kids) and I have been most impressed. Cold beer really isn't thirst quenching and soft drinks are too sweet for me, but this is great.

I've been erecting all day in the back garden (a fence) and 2 pints of shandy with lunch went down a treat, cooled me down, but not a lot to piss out as I was sweating like a pig, erections have that effct on me it seems.

Gentlemen, I commend Shandy to you as a much maligned thirst quenching beverage for the warmer months - and warmth inducing activities.

The Ben

1,623 posts

233 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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pooof


only joking...


Na do not like shandy, neat vodka is the way foward... eeeeeeeeeek

Racefan_uk

2,935 posts

272 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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You are ghey AICMFP

hehe

Awaits the rest of the amusing comments to follow.

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

31,227 posts

251 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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Girl

Jonny_

4,526 posts

223 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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Have to agree, in certain circumstances shandy does hit the spot. Much better than drinking crap cola or pricey J20 when stuck with driving to the pub, and considerably less hazardous than beer when operating power tools biggrin

Eric Mc

123,966 posts

281 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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No - shandy is great when you fanvcy a drink but want to keep the alcohol content to a minimum.

Better than most low alcohol ste to be honest.

DrTre

12,955 posts

248 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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shandy, brilliant drink, nothing poove-ish about it at all.

Unless you're a southerner and then it's just another indicator of your overall poove-ishness.

not that there is anything remotely wrong with poove-ism ..being a southerner on the other hand...

Edited by DrTre on Saturday 30th August 22:00

Balmoral Green

42,394 posts

264 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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A few weeks ago somewhere in France, I had a 'Monaco', lager shandy with grenadine, it was pink. How gay is that?

elster

17,517 posts

226 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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I notice you live in the south.

This explains your new found love of shandy.

SS HSV

9,646 posts

274 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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Balmoral Pink said:
A few weeks ago somewhere in France, I had a 'Monaco', lager shandy with grenadine, it was pink. How gay is that?
Really? hehe

andy ted

1,317 posts

281 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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Balmoral Green said:
A few weeks ago somewhere in France, I had a 'Monaco', lager shandy with grenadine, it was pink. How gay is that?
not quite as bad as a demi peche but getting there. Sometimes the locals in the bar i worked in would even drink a demi peche panaché. Half a shandy with peach cordial in it..... hmm

LukeBird

17,170 posts

225 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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Shaolin said:
I've been erecting all day
roflrofl


You lost me at that! hehe

He said ERECTING!!!rofl







wink

Skyrat

1,185 posts

206 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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Often have a lager shandy if I'm in the pub on a warm afternoon, maybe grabbing some grub. I find it very refreshing. You can have two pints of shandy for the same alcohol as a pint (obviously) so it's great if you want a drink but are maybe driving later on that night or whatever, where 2 pints would be pushing it.

You can keep your Tetley's pish though biggrin Bitter sucks the big fat one!

Alfa_75_Steve

7,489 posts

216 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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Skyrat said:
Often have a lager shandy if I'm in the pub on a warm afternoon, maybe grabbing some grub. I find it very refreshing. You can have two pints of shandy for the same alcohol as a pint (obviously) so it's great if you want a drink but are maybe driving later on that night or whatever, where 2 pints would be pushing it.

You can keep your Tetley's pish though biggrin Bitter sucks the big fat one!
Bitter shandy is the only one true shandy.

Lager shandy is for southern poofs.

sniff diesel

13,121 posts

228 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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Useless fact: shandy in Spanish is pronounced "shandy"

DrTre

12,955 posts

248 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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sniff diesel said:
Useless fact: shandy in Spanish is pronounced "shandy"
And a hand shandy is pronounced "Juank"

Skyrat

1,185 posts

206 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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Alfa_75_Steve said:
Skyrat said:
Often have a lager shandy if I'm in the pub on a warm afternoon, maybe grabbing some grub. I find it very refreshing. You can have two pints of shandy for the same alcohol as a pint (obviously) so it's great if you want a drink but are maybe driving later on that night or whatever, where 2 pints would be pushing it.

You can keep your Tetley's pish though biggrin Bitter sucks the big fat one!
Bitter shandy is the only one true shandy.

Lager shandy is for southern poofs.
wink Well, chances are, I'm further north than you, so that'd make you a southern poof hehe I'd rather drink my own piss than drink Tetleys. Now, a nice pint of heavy (80/- ale) shandy would hit the spot, but it's next to impossible to mix flat ale with fizzy lemonade without making a right old mess and losing half of it

Murray993

1,515 posts

249 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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WTF

Alfa_75_Steve

7,489 posts

216 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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Skyrat said:
wink Well, chances are, I'm further north than you, so that'd make you a southern poof hehe I'd rather drink my own piss than drink Tetleys. Now, a nice pint of heavy (80/- ale) shandy would hit the spot, but it's next to impossible to mix flat ale with fizzy lemonade without making a right old mess and losing half of it
To be fair, you're Scottish, the only country in the world where Special Brew is brought out for celebrations as a 'special treat' instead of Tennants......

Markh

2,781 posts

291 months

Sunday 31st August 2008
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Alfa_75_Steve said:
Skyrat said:
Often have a lager shandy if I'm in the pub on a warm afternoon, maybe grabbing some grub. I find it very refreshing. You can have two pints of shandy for the same alcohol as a pint (obviously) so it's great if you want a drink but are maybe driving later on that night or whatever, where 2 pints would be pushing it.

You can keep your Tetley's pish though biggrin Bitter sucks the big fat one!
Bitter shandy is the only one true shandy.

Lager shandy is for southern poofs.
Actually the best shandy is made with bitter and ginger beer, much nicer than lemonade