Some serious advice needed

[spikeyhead]

There in front of me

small and perfectly formed

looking at me

Daring me to consume.

I sink my teeth in

suck greedily

the juices flow

then squirt

and now I've got tomato seeds stuck between the keys on my keyboard.

Any idea how I get them out?

[SpydieNut]

give that tongue of yours a *real* workout

[Eddh]

Buy an MX-5

Serious note: Turn the keyboard up-side-down and bang it on the desk, then look at all the disgusting things that have come out and sweep them onto the floor for the cleaner to clean up.

[N1CK]

Eddh said:

Serious note: Turn the keyboard up-side-down and bang it on the desk, then look at all the disgusting things that have come out and sweep them onto the floor for the cleaner to clean up.

I really wish i hadn't just done that

[Scott328i]

nuke it from orbit

[spikeyhead]

SpydieNut said:

give that tongue of yours a *real* workout

I know just how much crap rests int eh average keyboard. I'm not going anywhere near that with my tongue, it just isn't durteh enough for me

[WildCards]

Kick it in the face

[SpydieNut]

spikeyhead said:

SpydieNut said:

give that tongue of yours a *real* workout

I know just how much crap rests int eh average keyboard. I'm not going anywhere near that with my tongue, it just isn't durteh enough for me

sorry, i had no idea rusty trombones were your thing

[Zeek]

Put the keyboard in the dishwasher

[jeevescat]

I'm going to experiment sticking a spare keyboard through the dishwasher, it's filthy as hell, and I reckon that if left to dry thoroughly should work, if not, what the hell

[MrFlibbles]

jeevescat said:

I'm going to experiment sticking a spare keyboard through the dishwasher, it's filthy as hell, and I reckon that if left to dry thoroughly should work, if not, what the hell

I rinsed a keyborad under a tap once thinking the same thing.

It breaks it.

[Zeek]

jeevescat said:

I'm going to experiment sticking a spare keyboard through the dishwasher, it's filthy as hell, and I reckon that if left to dry thoroughly should work, if not, what the hell

I've done it before. Leave it in the airing cupboard for 2-3 weeks. Worked perfectly!

[Jasandjules]

Buy a new keyboard.

Next.

[Eddh]

jeevescat said:

I'm going to experiment sticking a spare keyboard through the dishwasher, it's filthy as hell, and I reckon that if left to dry thoroughly should work, if not, what the hell

I stilt 3/4 of a pint over my new £40 logitech keyboard once I was trying to type on it and it kept putting random letters in no matter what I pressed - left it to dry out for a few hours good as new.

[captainzep]

N1CK said:

Eddh said:

Serious note: Turn the keyboard up-side-down and bang it on the desk, then look at all the disgusting things that have come out and sweep them onto the floor for the cleaner to clean up.

I really wish i hadn't just done that

Your joking?

I've just invented 'Hairy Bombay Mix(tm)'

Hello Dragon's Den.

[SpydieNut]

Jasandjules said:

Buy a new keyboard.

you've no scottish blood in you, do you?

[bob1179]

Prize off all of the keys.

Lay them to one side in a big jumble.

Clean keyboard underneath.

Put keys back.

But try to put back in correct order and placement.

[DrTre]

Leave them...in a few weeks you'll have a lovely few tomato plants growing out of your keyboard.

Tomorrow spit a load of cress seeds all over your monitor.

[Eddh]

bob1179 said:

But try to put back in correct order and placement.

Worryingly I probably could do that... sod it I have 15 minutes left before I finish work might give it a whirl.

[captainzep]

bob1179 said:

But try to put back in correct order and placement.

Why?

The function of the key is displayed on the top of it. Press the letters displayed on said key for the corresponding component letters required by the word you want to type.

Cheeses Christ. Basic stuff there bob.