Friday 25th January 2002

Concept M

We're lost for words

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[buster]

I am not entirely convinced that your comments were sincere!

Absolute quality -

[Ray_Aber]

Okay, so it's not pretty, but at least it's a cohesive, professional design, albeit bland. Contrast this with the FBS Census which is not only desperately ugly, but has all the professional finish of a Kinder Egg Toy.

[Roadrunner]

Spot on review

[JSG]

Inspired by a fish eh - really?

I'm lost for words, floundering in fact. It's no use carping on for Cods sake when a manufacturer comes up with a style yet to be battered.

You could have a whale of a time in one of these, its styling would not look out of plaice anywhere. For a weekend away you could fillet with all you need and drive overnight thanks to the advanced dipped bream headlights. The drivers seat adjusts for height and hake and the handling is shark enough to give plenty of feedback through the steering eel. The stereo works well with good tone, especially the bass.

Damn, couldn't fit haddock in anywhere.

[PetrolTed]

[carzee]

One for the Postings Hall of Fame

Brill-iant

[smeagol]

and its got F@@@ing driving lights why.....?

[dubbs]

What a boring piece of shit. Vauxhall and their piss poor designers... or should I say computers... have done it again. Zafira meets corsa.. no they know what happens when you keep it in the family.

Someone should tell 'em to spread the genes out a bit, or at least visit some italian sperm banks or something!

[JSG]

quote:
Brill-iant

Nice one, missed that

By the way they will sell like hot cakes, so you better get your skates on.

[danmangt40]

i think this school of reviews is a bit unfloundered. hehe. All they're trying to do is make the next minivan a bit less pike a minivan. compare it with the current zafira, and I think it's easier to apprecibait.

[Rigormortis]

The director of Vauxhall himself (a man who has had-dock side experience) commented on the fishy nature of the new concept:

"I'm sure it will find a plaice in the sole of carp lovers everywhere. And don't forget the stereo can cope with a wide variety of tunas. With lots of bass".

Sorry.

I bet nobody can fit Siamese Fighting Fish in.

[GeoffH]

Why waste space on this junk when you could show more beautiful sports cars? Like the review though.

[Fatboy]

I'm sure this car has reached it's peak - inspiring some of the funniest posts I've seen in ages - lets face it, the shed isn't worth the effort

[JSG]

quote:
I bet nobody can fit Siamese Fighting Fish in.

Latest Press Release from Vauxhall.

The new Concept M has attracted reviews and comments from a wide audience, including Yul Bryner (of The King and I fame).

Yul said 'I'm not really sure about this - In Siam ease of the lines on ones eye is important and this car is likely to cause fighting amongst people trying to avoid it. Also for todays people it looks too low, you would have to be very dwar fish to get inside'.

Next

[PetrolTed]

I showed the Concept M to my trawlerman friend in Siam. He's fighting fish every day and gave the concept M a right battering.

[Rigormortis]

Jesus, don't you people have anything batter to do?

[Rigormortis]

Damn, batter has already been done hasn't it?

You know, with talen like this we could start our own tabloid press.

[JSG]

Now this thread's really rocking. This concept is so small you'd have to get the family squashed in like sardines, and thuss defeat the object.

Anyway its getting late, I could do with some kipp, er sleep I mean.

Reminder to self - go out and get a life.

Cheers,
JSG.