Compressed marathon training
Compressed marathon training
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0836whimper

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983 posts

228 months

Thursday 4th September 2008
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I have just over a week to go before a marathon. The furthest I have run is 10 miles, last Tuesday. A week is not much time to prepare, but it is still time to do something...I hope.

My contigency plan at the moment is to unleash the Rocky Theme tune on my Ipod shuffle if I start to flag.

Any other tips ?

DrTre

12,957 posts

262 months

Thursday 4th September 2008
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0836whimper said:
Any other tips ?
Just that your username will quite apt after next week...

Howitzer

2,865 posts

246 months

Thursday 4th September 2008
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I have done 2 marathons on Concept 2 rowers, the first one was after about 4 hours sleep, a night on the sauce and a hangover, I did it in 3 hours 26minutes.

The motivation was the lay dressed up like a sluttly Mrs Clause. I did not want to look foolish.

So, the best way to train would be to find a slutty miss Clause who is willing to run 10 metres ahead of you.

I find Disco music keeps my pace up.

Dave!

Timmy35

13,014 posts

228 months

Thursday 4th September 2008
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Eat a massive plate of pasta about 36 hours before your due to race?

Vaseline on your inner thighs and knackers. Sores are not fun.

Plasters on your nipples.....runners nipple is not fun.

Make sure your feet are well protected...maybe have some blister plasters tucked away.

BoozyHughesy

2,427 posts

249 months

Thursday 4th September 2008
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I've heard of some people doing the marathon with little or no preperation, depends on how fit you are I guess? I know it's not good for your body though - which is why you're not supposed to run the full distance before the actual event. I guess if you can do ten and you're not going for a WR then you should be ok, you can always just cruise around at a pace where you're totally comfortable rather than at a race pace.

Just enjoy it if you can!

deckster

9,631 posts

285 months

Thursday 4th September 2008
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Your best chance is to fake an injury the night before the run I reckon. There's a whole lot of difference between 10 miles and 26...by now you should really have a couple of 20 milers under your belt at least.

Honestly...do as much as you can this weekend and then possibly some very light training early next week, then rest for a few days before the marathon itself. You're not going to make any real gains in fitness in such a short time so your best bet is to make sure you're as fresh as possible on the day itself.

205lad

310 posts

225 months

Thursday 4th September 2008
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I ran a marathon in just over 4.5 hours with little or no training other than the 5/6 milers I do weekly.

I say ran, I did a bit of walking as well when it got too much and just made sure I could do the last bit at a fairly decent pace and overtake a few saps.

I reckon the main thing is to take in easily assimilated energy sources throughout the course so you don't reach any real lows.

mechsympathy

58,821 posts

285 months

Thursday 4th September 2008
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0836whimper said:
The furthest I have run is 10 miles, last Tuesday.
How much running have you done apart from that?

snotrag

15,703 posts

241 months

Thursday 4th September 2008
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Make sure your shoes are clean and fit well.

Eat lots of carbs up to the day before, then go easy. Sleep plenty. Stay hydrated. Strethc off well and take it steady.

merc_man

1,926 posts

232 months

Thursday 4th September 2008
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You have not done anyway near enough training. It's going to hurt like hell, really. A lot. Chances are you'll get cramp at some point and will feel like hell for the last 10 miles. You'll not be able to walk down stairs forwards for at least 3 days afterwards.

If you still insist on doing it then start slow and stay slow. No faster than 10 minute mile pace and you might make it round. Don't bother training this week, it's pointless.

Crack on son.

0836whimper

Original Poster:

983 posts

228 months

Thursday 4th September 2008
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I ran this past a friend who suggested :

I would "accidentally" go left at the half-marathon point, cross the line and wander about confused pretending to be foreign. Dutch McClaren would be a good choice - "for sure, like where is the final half of this jogging party? I make the good time?"

Bushmaster

27,584 posts

309 months

Sunday 7th September 2008
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0836whimper said:
I have just over a week to go before a marathon. The furthest I have run is 10 miles, last Tuesday. A week is not much time to prepare, but it is still time to do something...I hope.

My contigency plan at the moment is to unleash the Rocky Theme tune on my Ipod shuffle if I start to flag.

Any other tips ?
Easy peasy. You ran ten miles last Tuesday. So do the same thing on marathon day. Then do it again. Then do another 6 and a bit miles. What's your problem?




Famous Graham

26,553 posts

255 months

Sunday 7th September 2008
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Timmy35 said:
Eat a massive plate of pasta about 36 hours before your due to race?
Vaseline on your inner thighs and knackers.
Plasters on your nipples.....
Make sure your feet are well protected...
I've heard the DD nights can get a bit entertaining