Sex in an Elise
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Vaguely amusing post on the cerbera pages on a similar topic (sex in a Cerbera)!
Just thought it would be even funnier on these pages whilst things were quiet!
Apart from the obvious gearstick risk could you imagine the call to the fire brigade:
"I am sorry I cannot be more specific madam its just that we are stuck, I cant feel my legs and my girlfriend is uncomfortable as usual (long session), please send HELP now! Exact location?, Im in an Elise! Now if you are familiar with them you would know that that is sufficient, theres no where else to go!Please send help we are ruining the Alcantra!"
Just thought it would be even funnier on these pages whilst things were quiet!
Apart from the obvious gearstick risk could you imagine the call to the fire brigade:
"I am sorry I cannot be more specific madam its just that we are stuck, I cant feel my legs and my girlfriend is uncomfortable as usual (long session), please send HELP now! Exact location?, Im in an Elise! Now if you are familiar with them you would know that that is sufficient, theres no where else to go!Please send help we are ruining the Alcantra!"
abz 7001 said:
I cant feel my legs and my girlfriend is uncomfortable as usual (long session), please send HELP now! Exact location?, Im in an Elise!
That call for help needen't have anything to do with sexual congress, it could just as easily be made from a couple who have driven 200 miles without stopping. Believe me, I know!
As for the sex bit, it's been on my list of things to do before I'm 30 for a while (I crossed skinny dipping off my list a couple of weeks ago, but that's another story
). I reckon the only way is to park up with the roof off somewhere remote with a nice view, and either both stand up facing backwards or both sit in the passenger seat facing forwards (the lady should sit on sir's lap). 
yeah, but I only got three replies - scruffy, pwig and unlicensed... 
Paul, you accused me of being childish? Go to your room and think about what you've done. 
Got it - anyone got a Caterham I can borrow for the weekend??Argh that takes me back. It was the second time I had met my now girlfriend, so I decided it was time to woo her with my car.
I made the terrible mistake of getting lost in a remarkabley deserted carpark It was overcast weather so the roof was on........really does'nt work like that! so off came the roof.
I had only owned the car for a couple of weeks so this took a few mins (mood killer!), and resulted in me bending one of the clips that attaches to the rear of the car :/. Anyhow, with the roof off it is possable, although you have to be quick to stop any cramp....and trust me I was quick *lol*
Then que not just the rain, but a full on storm. I had to drive my baby home (thats the car, not the girlfriend) getting all wet, as the roof would not go back on after m ealier exploits. Still I guess the seats needed a wash anyway!
I made the terrible mistake of getting lost in a remarkabley deserted carpark
It was overcast weather so the roof was on........really does'nt work like that! so off came the roof. I had only owned the car for a couple of weeks so this took a few mins (mood killer!), and resulted in me bending one of the clips that attaches to the rear of the car :/. Anyhow, with the roof off it is possable, although you have to be quick to stop any cramp....and trust me I was quick *lol*
Then que not just the rain, but a full on storm. I had to drive my baby home (thats the car, not the girlfriend) getting all wet, as the roof would not go back on after m ealier exploits. Still I guess the seats needed a wash anyway!
It's not possible 
mungo said:
Try it in a Caterham then! 
Actually works with a little imagination and high discomfort threshold... gotta be a quickie though
Does it really matter if its a quick one?
Well perhaps the lack of windscreen might help int he superlight but think of all the extra room in the SV!
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