Any use to anyone here?

[RichB]

Got a Ferrari? / Not quite good enough at driving? / Are other boys faster than you in the wet?

Then you need:-

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[Hotblack]

ROTFLMAO

Spot on.

[DIW35]

Absolutely brilliant.

[burriana]

Tip top! Where can I buy such a service?

[MitchT]

Sadly, despite being a Ferrari fan, I find myself agreeing.

[IanA]

I just wish people would get over their anti-Ferrari bias-

OK, a Ferrari ran up the back of a McLaren early on - no penalty
A Ferrari nerfed a McLaren off at Bus Stop- no penalty
Ferrari given back the lead per the rules
Ferrari loses lead
Ferrari regains lead
Ferrari crashes
Ferrari given race

Come on people- it could have happened like that to any team.

Cheers
Ian

[sjn2004]

My local Ferrari/Maserati Dealership sent me an invite to watch the Italian GP this coming weekend at a special event they are running. I won't go out of principle. What they are doing in F1 puts me off spending money with them again.

[Steve_M]

sjn2004 said:

What they are doing in F1 puts me off spending money with them again.

I can just picture the phonecall now.

Dealer:- Sir your new 599 has arrived.

sjn2004:- Shove it up yer arse. That'll teach ya to cheat in F1 racing

[Henry-F]

I`m off on a factory tour Monday. I`m intrigued to see if they`ve got the front to display the trophy from Spa. Might even take along some bubble wrap and a postage stamp for when they have to give it back to Ron

Henry

[RichB]

IanA said:

I just wish people would get over their anti-Ferrari bias-

OK, a Ferrari ran up the back of a McLaren early on - no penalty
A Ferrari nerfed a McLaren off at Bus Stop- no penalty
Ferrari given back the lead per the rules
Ferrari loses lead
Ferrari regains lead
Ferrari crashes
Ferrari given race

Come on people- it could have happened like that to any team.

Cheers
Ian