aaaahhhhhh

[_Batty_]

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

FFS! do I have to EVERYTHING myself to get things done.
is it that fking hard to read a fking email, which i fking took the codes from your fking catalog and put the fking items in, so i could have the fking items delivered on the site of which i gave you the fking postcode to???
instead i get 3 fking items less, one fking sink i don't need and a fking 5m lenght of fking worktop you won't fking take back?!?!?!?!?
well fk you, you've just lost a fking customer.

[SpydieNut]

2/10

[DesmoTip]

Would you like fries with that?

[_Batty_]

SpydieNut said:

2/10

fk you!

[anonymous-user]

I blame the LHC - It's evil has started spreading already.

PS 3/10. Good swearing, terrible plotline!

[Not Ideal]

...and breathe.

Edited by Not Ideal on Wednesday 10th September 15:38

[iluvmercs]

Now deep breath....and relax....

Don't you feel much better?

Darren

[mitzy]

Next!

[tonyvid]

Have you tried chucking a chair through the wall? It works for cabbies

[Gun]

garyhun said:

I blame the LHC - It's evil has started spreading already.

PS 3/10. Good swearing, terrible plotline!

Yeah, one of those black holes must've escaped and sucked up some of the items in your delivery

[Cara Van Man]

Swearwords used: 6/10
Anger value: 8/10
Pettiness: 7/10
Blood pressure: 9/10

Not bad.

[_Batty_]

tonyvid said:

Have you tried chucking a chair through the wall? It works for cabbies

i would, but im the only person in the office.
don't think it would have the same effect...

[pdV6]

_Batty_ said:

tonyvid said:

Have you tried chucking a chair through the wall? It works for cabbies

i would, but im the only person in the office.
don't think it would have the same effect...

Doesn't have to be your wall...

[carter711]

Your name says it all...

[norman156]

That was rather hard to read with all the fks... still not entirely sure what the story was...

[Swilly]

1/10

Using the fk is just a quick and easy way of building up the rant but frankly numbs the reader.

No mention of god, no mention of conveyor belts, no mention of the LHC and the end of the world.

A good try.... if you are a GCSE student but at this level, UH-UHHHHHHHH !!

[The Stuntman *]

For crying out loud.

These little rants are becoming tiresome. Like the KingRichard thread yesterday about having a hissy fit in the office.

Mature a little, will you ?

Last time I saw a temper like this was from a tiny poodle after I'd stepped on it's bks whilst stumbling across the pavement after a session on Jack Daniels in the local. Couldn't blame the little dog, it had a mental age of 6 months.

Grow up you imbecile.

Simple.

[SpydieNut]

The Stuntman * said:

For crying out loud.

These little rants are becoming tiresome. Like the KingRichard thread yesterday about having a hissy fit in the office.

Mature a little, will you ?

Last time I saw a temper like this was from a tiny poodle after I'd stepped on it's bks whilst stumbling across the pavement after a session on Jack Daniels in the local. Couldn't blame the little dog, it had a mental age of 6 months.

Grow up you imbecile.

Simple.

8.5/10

[anonymous-user]

_Batty_ said:

FFS! do I have to EVERYTHING myself
. . . . . 5m lenght . . . . .

Poor English and over use of swearing reduces the score of your rather rubbish rant.

2/10 must do better.

[Flintstone]

This thing you've tried to order.

Is it as good as a remapped 335d?