Kissed an MOT inspector !!!!!and not on the arse

[cornish pasty]

Took car to garage for new MOT this morning, after all the welding, and messing around with rear brakes,finally got engine running properly after replacing most of the sensors,air flow meter,engine temp sensor,stepper motor,distributor cap, HT leads,sparkk plugs ,rotor arm.After 45min pacing up and down like some expectant father, the MOT inspector approaches and says "failed".I reply "so what was the problem I said" one number plate light out,near side head light to high, hand brake only 10%. I reply money timetrouble ive spent getting this car ready,how come the other 3MOT's its failed on never mentioned head lights or number plate light, hand brake only 10% cause new calipers,pads & discs, how the can I bed them in, just drivng to test center!!!!! MOT inspector replies "do you want to do work on lights now and I will re test brakes". "yes Iwell will Rip off head light cover, suprise, suprise head light adjusters that had paid garage fortune to replace dont work.Bend reflector down manualy drill hole into body work and fit screw to stop reflector moving.PASS wriggle number plate light thats come on PASS. car back on rolling road,apply gentle pressure on brakes while car running then test hand brake PASS. Clutch MOT inspetor firmly around waist and plant big sloppy kiss????? She was the nicest lady MOT inspector i've ever met.Finally back on road!!!! off to pub tonight for

[MADMAX2]

hope u gonna walk to the pub



NO drink drivin lol

[cornish pasty]

No I wont be taking car to pub, live in tiny little Cornish village, have to park car about 1/2 mile away in garage,although some people try and drive to my house, this one just outside my front gate. he's got loads of space, have seen some wedged in both sides!!! Anyway the car drinks to much now,so definately not taking it to pub. Cheers matey C/P

[schmokin1]

congrats fella!