Noble versus Hadron

[bernhund]

Whilst I was having pleasure experiencing violent and brutal acceleration between 2nd & 3rd in my Nob today, it dawned on me that I wouldn't want to crash into anther Nob doing the same the other way. So as I changed gear from 3rd to 4th, I quickly worked out some maths on my left hand. If the protons in the hadron collider are going to be traveling at the speed of light when they collide, 299,792,458 km/s and my Nob travels at 273km/h, it therefore follows that my Nob travels at 0.0753km/s. This means the protons will collide 3953480917.842425293419490966636 times quicker than the Nobs would. With that, I slipped it into 4th and nailed it again. Flash gits in their protons!
P.S my missus just asked what I was doing and she has labelled me the saddest man in the world!

[mgbond]

Even better is that I first read the title as Noble versus Hardon.

Bondy

Edited by mgbond on Friday 12th September 18:17

[snuffy]

mgbond said:

Even better is that I first read the title as Noble versus Hardon.

Bondy

Que Knob gag

[bernhund]

brilliant. How peoples minds differ!

[snuffy]

bernhund said:

P.S my missus just asked what I was doing and she has labelled me the saddest man in the world!

Well, she has a point there I think you'll find.

[bernhund]

Yep, I've can't argue with that. It doesn't get much sadder. I think it was to do with the blood in my brain being forced through by hard acceleration.

[snuffy]

bernhund said:

... blood in my brain being forced through by hard acceleration.

It gets worse.

[andygtt]

Nob gags on the Nob'le forum... surelly not??????

[honestbob]

Not sad at all.

(by the way, the 12th number after the decimal point should be an 8 not a 9)

[bernhund]

Sorry about that Bob, I was working it out on one hand whilst driving. I hope you can forgive me. There wasn't a calculator anywhere near me, honest.