F.I.A Ferrari International Assistance
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FIA
Got a Ferrari?
Not quite good enough at driving?
Are other boys faster than you in the wet?
Then you need:
Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)
This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits.
Including:
Anti overtaking assurance
Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we will rule out the other
party even if it's embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you
Exclusive access to a secret second lane in the pits
Just to make things a little bit easier we've arranged a private second
lane just for you
Guaranteed world championship?
Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp
across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender
- we will do the rest
A bit strapped? Need extra cash?
Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars.
Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?
At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a blind eye policy just
for Ferrari drivers
Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety
car?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India
anyway? And how dare they be in front of you
A bit bored? Want some extra action?
With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership
activities
Not sure when you might need us next?
Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we will be able
to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that
you might find yourself in
Got a Ferrari?
Not quite good enough at driving?
Are other boys faster than you in the wet?
Then you need:
Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)
This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits.
Including:
Anti overtaking assurance
Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we will rule out the other
party even if it's embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you
Exclusive access to a secret second lane in the pits
Just to make things a little bit easier we've arranged a private second
lane just for you
Guaranteed world championship?
Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp
across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender
- we will do the rest
A bit strapped? Need extra cash?
Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars.
Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?
At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a blind eye policy just
for Ferrari drivers
Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety
car?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India
anyway? And how dare they be in front of you
A bit bored? Want some extra action?
With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership
activities
Not sure when you might need us next?
Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we will be able
to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that
you might find yourself in
Red Smartie said:
FIA
Got a Ferrari?
Not quite good enough at driving?
Are other boys faster than you in the wet?
Then you need:
Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)
This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits.
Including:
Anti overtaking assurance
Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we will rule out the other
party even if it's embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you
Exclusive access to a secret second lane in the pits
Just to make things a little bit easier we've arranged a private second
lane just for you
Guaranteed world championship?
Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp
across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender
- we will do the rest
A bit strapped? Need extra cash?
Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars.
Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?
At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a blind eye policy just
for Ferrari drivers
Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety
car?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India
anyway? And how dare they be in front of you
A bit bored? Want some extra action?
With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership
activities
Not sure when you might need us next?
Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we will be able
to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that
you might find yourself in
Got a Ferrari?
Not quite good enough at driving?
Are other boys faster than you in the wet?
Then you need:
Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)
This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits.
Including:
Anti overtaking assurance
Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we will rule out the other
party even if it's embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you
Exclusive access to a secret second lane in the pits
Just to make things a little bit easier we've arranged a private second
lane just for you
Guaranteed world championship?
Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp
across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender
- we will do the rest
A bit strapped? Need extra cash?
Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars.
Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?
At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a blind eye policy just
for Ferrari drivers
Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety
car?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India
anyway? And how dare they be in front of you
A bit bored? Want some extra action?
With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership
activities
Not sure when you might need us next?
Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we will be able
to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that
you might find yourself in
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