Model selling her virginity for £1m....

[Vesuvius 996]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/i...


Anyone lend me some money?

[Hoppy2008]

Vesuvius 996 said:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/i...


Anyone lend me some money?

I'll go halves with you?

[Vesuvius 996]

Hoppy2008 said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/i...


Anyone lend me some money?

I'll go halves with you?

What, and change ends at half time..?

[off_again]

Now lets take a look at the evidence:

1) She's Italian
2) She's a model
3) She's 20
4) She claims she's a virgin

Can anyone spot the one that's most likely to be a lie? Mmmm, I will let you make your mind up, but I have to say that it might be the worst possible way to spank a million euro!

[Hoppy2008]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Hoppy2008 said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/i...


Anyone lend me some money?

I'll go halves with you?

What, and change ends at half time..?

I like your way of thinking!!

[NiceCupOfTea]

She's a devout catholic apparently.

Remind me about the bit of catholicism that says it's OK to sell your virginity to the highest bidder?

[beanbag]

Personally I've never slept with a virgin before, but from all accounts it's a pretty poor experience.

The girl is permanently in pain, there is blood and she'll have no idea what to do....

So basically....£1m for a crap shag! No chance!

[Heskey]

Very sad individuals; not you guys, but the people offering themselves for money! (Not regular h0es, you know, people like the one this is above)

Edited by Heskey on Thursday 18th September 11:30

[H2DaE]

It's 1m Euros so not as expensive as you'd think!

Though I do get the feeling there is going to be a scene like the one at the end of Ace Venture: When Nature Calls involving the person who stumps up the cash...

[Davi]

dumb bints relative said:

"She's never had a boyfriend. I swear on my mother's grave. She's a devout Catholic and prays to Padre Pio every night

Obviously a devout Catholic - how can we doubt that of someone about to sell to the highest bidder the right to have sex outside marriage? obviously she'll not be requiring protection be used.

Plus she's been on big brother.

I'd give her a fiver I suppose.

[bcfc_fan1]

Ask Barclays...

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0...

[Hoppy2008]

NiceCupOfTea said:

She's a devout catholic apparently.

Remind me about the bit of catholicism that says it's OK to sell your virginity to the highest bidder?

It's on the last page of the manual.
Most people usually miss it.

[oobster]

If you had eleventy billion quid in the bank you'd REALLY shell out £1M for a few hours with this lady?

You'd PAY her?

She'd need to be paying me.

[phumy]

Vesuvius 996 said:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/i...


Anyone lend me some money?

You must be pig ugly if you have to shell out 1M gbp to get a shag

[Tim.s]

Meh, she can keep it for 1m.

6 quid and a packet of Hula Hoops.

[Timmy35]

Hoppy2008 said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

Hoppy2008 said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/i...


Anyone lend me some money?

I'll go halves with you?

What, and change ends at half time..?

I like your way of thinking!!

50,000 active PHer's I make that £20 each?

Btw....what's that famous quote about establishing that a woman is a we the rest being down to negotiating the price?

[lawrence567]

Make sure you smash the hymen!

[daveco]

I wonder would she accept shares as payment?

[H2DaE]

Is it 2m for her anal virginity too or is it a BOGOF deal?

[Fivepercent]

Too flat chested for my tastes.

A million euros gets you a lot of expert ladies with proper mammaries.