Stag do t-shirt - ideas needed!

[matrignano]

G'day

Have a stag do in Munich next weekend - Octoberfest!

The stag will be dressed in typical Bavarian female attire, complete of blonde braids wig.

We're photoshopping the picture of a hot bavarian woman and putting his face on top, this will constitute the front of the t-shirt that we'll all be wearing.

For the back of the t-shirt, we wanted to put some sort of cheesy slogan, but we're short of ideas! Can anyone think of anything?

[Fivepercent]

This:



or maybe this:

[mi1ne]

maybe a bit short notice, but if you have time + cash some nae bad tshirts on here

www.truffleshuffle.co.uk

[Stigmundfreud]

Are you sure you are going to the right location? Surely Tenerife would be a better destination if you plan on wearing stag t-shirts?

[anonymous-user]

A stag do with matching t shirts! Hey, that's a great idea.

[Blue Meanie]

El stovey said:

A stag do with matching t shirts! Hey, that's a great idea.

[HundredthIdiot]

Did a stag in Munich a couple of weeks ago.

Matching t-shirts very lame.

Suggest you all dress up in lederhosen, you'll blend right in. Seriously.

[V8S]

How about (in German)



SHOW US YOUR TITS!

Here's ours!

<---------




The arrow obviously points towards the stag in his lady-hosen.

[anonymous-user]

V8S said:

How about (in German)



SHOW US YOUR TITS!

Here's ours!

<---------




The arrow obviously points towards the stag in his lady-hosen.

Won't they all have to stand in the same positions all week end?

[Harry Flashman]

Flights to Germany: £60
Dinner at an Irish Pub: £30
Showing that you're a tit with a stag do T-Shirt: Priceless

[andy_s]

Why do people do this? Hens are the same. Never understood why you have to dress like a clown along with a bunch of other clowns. Just seems predictable, lame, americanish and just unfunny.
Sorry, just a mini rant, have a good time.

[Blue Meanie]

It's to show everyone that they are party animals, and KEERRAZY! For a mates stag do, we spent time in NY, chilling in Nantucket, and then white water rafting on the Hudson river! We never had T-shirts.

Edited by Blue Meanie on Thursday 18th September 18:17

[Gylen]

Cheesy and Snappy:

Ich bin von den Sozialproblemen in meinem Land symptomatisch

ETA - reading that back, I may have arsed the grammar up slightly but sod it, I'm attempting to raise the bar by being disdainful in a second language (which I haven't really used since school) and I think that deserves Kudos.

Edited by Gylen on Thursday 18th September 18:20

[Bushmaster]

OK, I will go with it:


"Insert beer on other side"


You are not going to get any better than that, let's face it.

[Blue Meanie]

how about "We have no imagination... Pity us"

[psn]

Just to get you a warm welcome

[Cara Van Man]

El stovey said:

A stag do with matching t shirts! Hey, that's a great idea.

Yeah! how novel.

What about printing "Bunch of cnts" on the back?

Edited by Cara Van Man on Thursday 18th September 18:23

[Baby Huey]

"I haven't seen these people in years and we have very little in common."

or

"Dear God, please let it end."

[moleamol]

How about 'Look, we have amazing personalities and are hilarious'.

Do Germans get irony?

[anonymous-user]

Baby Huey said:

"I haven't seen these people in years and we have very little in common."

or

"Dear God, please let it end."