metting scary people

[jesta1865]

Blib said:

the picture above reminded me of a story my missus told me last week. she is a primary school teacher and they have just won an award for their gardens, which the kids do, and so some of the kids and a couple of the teachers went and picked up the award.

the story is of the assembly afterwards telling the rest of the infants.

teacher, hi, we won and award and went to meet the mayor to pick it up and it was a lovely day the mayor was very friendly and the kids that went loved it.

6 year old in audience, just as well he was friendly i would have been scared!.

teacher, why he was very nice i shook hands with him.

6yr old, you shook hands with him, i would have been too scared to do that.

teacher, why he was lovely and friendly, had his chains on and everything.

6yr old, just as well he might have eaten you, i would have been so scared.

teacher, why would you be scared of him?

6yr old, because bears are huge and ferocious and they eat people.

teacher, i saw the mayor, not a bear (trying hard not to wet herself laughing)

Edited by jesta1865 on Monday 22 September 12:24

[fatboy b]

[SMcP114]

jesta1865 said:

i saw the mayor, not a beer

You obviously saw quite a few beers before you posted....

[Mc Lovin]

SMcP114 said:

jesta1865 said:

i saw the mayor, not a beer

You obviously saw quite a few beers before you posted....

ROFFLE

[Riknos]

That...doesn't...make any sense to me?
The lack of punctuation means I do not understand, sorry

[Geronimo]

Was that story even worth your missus telling you, let alone you telling everyone on here?

[jesta1865]

oh dear, it was meant to lighten the mood of gloom and doom after last week, just thought you may find it amusing. sorry if that upset you in your perfect little lives.

Edited by jesta1865 on Monday 22 September 12:35

[jesta1865]

Riknos said:

That...doesn't...make any sense to me?
The lack of punctuation means I do not understand, sorry

???

[Mafioso]

jesta1865 said:

oh dear, it was meant to lighten the mood of gloom and doom after last week, just thought you may find it amusing. sorry if that upset you in your prefect little lives.

What are you smoking?

[jesta1865]

Mafioso said:

jesta1865 said:

oh dear, it was meant to lighten the mood of gloom and doom after last week, just thought you may find it amusing. sorry if that upset you in your perfect little lives.

What are you smoking?

nuffink i is a work, its not allowed

[jesta1865]

right this has turned into a disaster, because i am completely incapable of typing the right words today.

i only meant to cheer people up and i have used every other word in the dictionary than i intended.

i am going to get my mum to ask the mods to lock the thread

[Ikemi]

• Dead silence, broken only by the sound of faint coughs from the audience*

Get off the stage!

[Eddh]

jesta1865 said:

oh dear, it was meant to lighten the mood of gloom and doom after last week, just thought you may find it amusing. sorry if that upset you in your perfect little lives.

Edited by jesta1865 on Monday 22 September 12:35

I'm sorry its just not funny... at all.

Are you Hesky is disguise?

[Ikemi]

Maybe it's one of those things where you have to be there ... and care

[AngryApples]

The long winter nights must just fly by

[Mafioso]

jesta1865 said:

right this has turned into a disaster, because i am completely incapable of typing the right words today.

i only meant to cheer people up and i have used every other word in the dictionary than i intended.

i am going to get my mum to ask the mods to lock the thread

I'm sorry but what sort of reaction were you expecting? You post a frankly disgusting picture that seems to have nothing to do with what you (try to) say. hmmmmmmmm

Also, it doesn't help that you can't write english. And why do you feel the need to "cheer people up"!? Did some global disaster happen last week that I completely missed!?

[Simpo Two]

Mc Lovin said:

ROFFLE

Hey, an acronym just turned into a new word!

'Roffle - to roll on the floor laughing'

[Fastra]

Have you got a picture of the wife instead?

[SMcP114]

This went well...

[Justayellowbadge]

Eddh said:

I'm sorry its just not funny... at all.

Are you Hesky is disguise?

Ouch.