Well I told her !!!

[Mr POD]

Wifey asks me what I want for Christmas.

1) My Grandad's watch fixing. She says she'll get me a new one. ER NO.
2) A mk2 cavalier. She says NO. I say well that's actually what I want. She says over her dead body. Look I'll give you the phone numbers of three people who will help you find the right one. No ? Appartently NO.
3) My grans musical table repairing. again No.
4) A car stereo (There's one in the Argos cat with USB connection I fancy) and an aerial. Again NO.

She says What about a sat nav. I say No, No, Please please please please no. I'm am now sure that's what I'll unwrapping come 25th December.

Why bother asking me ?

[missliv]

Try asking for a bacon sarnie, a mug of tea and a suck job. That's enough to make anyone happy.

[scotal]

Mr POD said:

Wifey asks me what I want for Christmas.

1) My Grandad's watch fixing. She says she'll get me a new one. ER NO.
2) A mk2 cavalier. She says NO. I say well that's actually what I want. She says over her dead body. Look I'll give you the phone numbers of three people who will help you find the right one. No ? Appartently NO.
3) My grans musical table repairing. again No.
4) A car stereo (There's one in the Argos cat with USB connection I fancy) and an aerial. Again NO.

She says What about a sat nav. I say No, No, Please please please please no. I'm am now sure that's what I'll unwrapping come 25th December.

Why bother asking me ?

Are we meant to feel sorry for you or something?

[Rav]

missliv said:

Try asking for a bacon sarnie, a mug of tea and a suck job. That's enough to make anyone happy.

[Justayellowbadge]

scotal said:

Are we meant to feel sorry for you or something?

If you have the slightest trace of humanity. You've read his other posts, right?

[Davi]

missliv said:

Try asking for a bacon sarnie, a mug of tea and a suck job. That's enough to make anyone happy.

as he's married it's also something he's unlikely to have had for some time!

[Charley Farley]

Good answer Miss Liv!

Are you married?

[Digga]

Mr POD said:

Wifey asks me what I want for Christmas.

1) My Grandad's watch fixing. She says she'll get me a new one. ER NO.
2) A mk2 cavalier. She says NO. I say well that's actually what I want. She says over her dead body. Look I'll give you the phone numbers of three people who will help you find the right one. No ? Appartently NO.
3) My grans musical table repairing. again No.
4) A car stereo (There's one in the Argos cat with USB connection I fancy) and an aerial. Again NO.

She says What about a sat nav. I say No, No, Please please please please no. I'm am now sure that's what I'll unwrapping come 25th December.

Why bother asking me ?

I like the fact that two of your choices involve fixing two perfectly servicable (but currently inoperable) possesions you already have [iand/i] attach (I assume) sentimental value to.

I think you'd agree that sometimes, you can feel you've got enough 'stuff', and so much 'new' stuff is bullst right?

To get to the point, I know what you mean, why ask...

Edited by Digga on Friday 26th September 14:04

[rude-boy]

missliv said:

Try asking for a bacon sarnie, a mug of tea and a suck job. That's enough to make anyone happy.

Change the tea for fresh ground espresso and you have a normal weekend morning when we're at home. I love my g/f

[tonyvid]

missliv said:

Try asking for a bacon sarnie, a mug of tea and a suck job. That's enough to make anyone happy.

That will do me, ta.






eta, from a girl thing of course, great Bears game last night...etc.

Edited by tonyvid on Friday 26th September 14:45

[drivin_me_nuts]

missliv said:

Try asking for a bacon sarnie, a mug of tea and a suck job. That's enough to make anyone happy.

in that order? Surely you'd want the sarnie post coitus? Mind you if you wrapped a cold one around the old sawsedge then it'll be a good case of an early pigs in the blanket. It only hurts when the teeth draw blood. Trust me on this.

[scotal]

Justayellowbadge said:

scotal said:

Are we meant to feel sorry for you or something?

If you have the slightest trace of humanity. You've read his other posts, right?

Yup, and until recently I felt for him, however, the one that really sticks in my mind is him LOLing at his new neighbours who are in negative equity. At which point the milk of human kindness ran a bit dry.

[missliv]

drivin_me_nuts said:

missliv said:

Try asking for a bacon sarnie, a mug of tea and a suck job. That's enough to make anyone happy.

in that order? Surely you'd want the sarnie post coitus? Mind you if you wrapped a cold one around the old sawsedge then it'll be a good case of an early pigs in the blanket. It only hurts when the teeth draw blood. Trust me on this.

Have you never had warm tea blowie? Or even better, warm tea and ice cream blowie. Done properly, the effects can be truly mindblowing.

[V8S]

Mr POD said:

Wifey asks me what I want for Christmas.

1) My Grandad's watch fixing. She says she'll get me a new one. ER NO.
2) A mk2 cavalier. She says NO. I say well that's actually what I want. She says over her dead body. Look I'll give you the phone numbers of three people who will help you find the right one. No ? Appartently NO.
3) My grans musical table repairing. again No.
4) A car stereo (There's one in the Argos cat with USB connection I fancy) and an aerial. Again NO.

She says What about a sat nav. I say No, No, Please please please please no. I'm am now sure that's what I'll unwrapping come 25th December.

Why bother asking me ?

You work and she doesn't. Ergo, you have the money to do whatever you like with. Buy the Cav yourself and forge her name on a gift tag.

Perhaps I won't make a very good husband...

[Justayellowbadge]

missliv said:

Have you never had warm tea blowie? Or even better, warm tea and ice cream blowie. Done properly, the effects can be truly mindblowing.

I do believe I am in love.

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Friday 26th September 14:07

[Digga]

missliv said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

missliv said:

Try asking for a bacon sarnie, a mug of tea and a suck job. That's enough to make anyone happy.

in that order? Surely you'd want the sarnie post coitus? Mind you if you wrapped a cold one around the old sawsedge then it'll be a good case of an early pigs in the blanket. It only hurts when the teeth draw blood. Trust me on this.

Have you never had warm tea blowie? Or even better, warm tea and ice cream blowie. Done properly, the effects can be truly mindblowing.

Champagne blowies are, errr apparently, according to a friend, rather special.

[Heskey]

missliv said:

Have you never had warm tea blowie?

Ahem.

[missliv]

Justayellowbadge said:

missliv said:

Have you never had warm tea blowie? Or even better, warm tea and ice cream blowie. Done properly, the effects can be truly mindblowing.

I do believe I am in love.

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Friday 26th September 14:07

Erm.. You do know that I'm a man, don't you? Just thought I ought to point that one out.

[V8S]

missliv said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

missliv said:

Try asking for a bacon sarnie, a mug of tea and a suck job. That's enough to make anyone happy.

in that order? Surely you'd want the sarnie post coitus? Mind you if you wrapped a cold one around the old sawsedge then it'll be a good case of an early pigs in the blanket. It only hurts when the teeth draw blood. Trust me on this.

Have you never had warm tea blowie? Or even better, warm tea and ice cream blowie. Done properly, the effects can be truly mindblowing.

MissLiv - please have mercy on us Mr PODs out there.

[jollygreen]

missliv said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

missliv said:

Try asking for a bacon sarnie, a mug of tea and a suck job. That's enough to make anyone happy.

in that order? Surely you'd want the sarnie post coitus? Mind you if you wrapped a cold one around the old sawsedge then it'll be a good case of an early pigs in the blanket. It only hurts when the teeth draw blood. Trust me on this.

Have you never had warm tea blowie? Or even better, warm tea and ice cream blowie. Done properly, the effects can be truly mindblowing.