Enviromental Auditors

[shibby!]

Oh my word!

These 2 ladies came into our office today, and were shown around so that our company can put something about the Enviroment on their Social report!

What a load of crap!

They had excellent ideas like tkaing out plastic cups away and giving us mugs, that we had to wash everyday, instead of using a plastic cup.

Our Printer should print double sided at all times,

This is just the ste they said that i could hear!!!!

However, 1 of them was quite hot... shame she is a tree hugging, bra burning lesbian.

Nick

[dougc]

I bet they arrived in separate cars and told your boss loads of things which could just as easily been communicated via e-mail.

Hypocritical swines.

[Vesuvius 996]

Your company boss it a tw @t for falling for this b0llocks.

[shibby!]

To be honest

I think it was the HR departments idea..... They are always coming up with usefull things these days.....

Like the partners can say anything about being Enviromentally friendly, the car park is a sea of big Audi's and 4x4's!

Nick

[Vesuvius 996]

shibby! said:

I think it was the HR departments idea.....

Jesus. Maximum value add.

[cougargirl]

Vesuvius 996 said:

shibby! said:

I think it was the HR departments idea.....

Jesus. Maximum value add.

HR Departments are generally there to justify their own existence, and for everyone else to ridicule.

What exactly do they do?

[shibby!]

Exaclty what i was thinking!!!

Im pretty confident they dont do anything up there... In fact they are probably the most hated in the office.

Even more so than the guy who sits in the corner, refuses to open a window, and will never EVER open the blinds!



Nick

[Vesuvius 996]

cougargirl said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

shibby! said:

I think it was the HR departments idea.....

Jesus. Maximum value add.

HR Departments are generally there to justify their own existence, and for everyone else to ridicule.

What exactly do they do?

Tio be fair to them they all have short skirts and those Pinks shirts which are two sizes too small. So they do have their uses.

[shibby!]

Not in my place!!!

and if they did i would quit.... they are positivly disgusting!

Nick

[cougargirl]

Vesuvius 996 said:

cougargirl said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

shibby! said:

I think it was the HR departments idea.....

Jesus. Maximum value add.

HR Departments are generally there to justify their own existence, and for everyone else to ridicule.

What exactly do they do?

Tio be fair to them they all have short skirts and those Pinks shirts which are two sizes too small. So they do have their uses.

At last, there is a use for HR! Blimey 'eck...

There is never eye candy for the lasses though... boo!

[Vesuvius 996]

cougargirl said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

cougargirl said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

shibby! said:

I think it was the HR departments idea.....

Jesus. Maximum value add.

HR Departments are generally there to justify their own existence, and for everyone else to ridicule.

What exactly do they do?

Tio be fair to them they all have short skirts and those Pinks shirts which are two sizes too small. So they do have their uses.

At last, there is a use for HR! Blimey 'eck...

There is never eye candy for the lasses though... boo!

All the HR men I know are gay!

[cougargirl]

Vesuvius 996 said:

cougargirl said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

cougargirl said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

shibby! said:

I think it was the HR departments idea.....

Jesus. Maximum value add.

HR Departments are generally there to justify their own existence, and for everyone else to ridicule.

What exactly do they do?

Tio be fair to them they all have short skirts and those Pinks shirts which are two sizes too small. So they do have their uses.

At last, there is a use for HR! Blimey 'eck...

There is never eye candy for the lasses though... boo!

All the HR men I know are gay!

Thank you, you have made my point for me...

[Vesuvius 996]

cougargirl said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

cougargirl said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

cougargirl said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

shibby! said:

I think it was the HR departments idea.....

Jesus. Maximum value add.

HR Departments are generally there to justify their own existence, and for everyone else to ridicule.

What exactly do they do?

Tio be fair to them they all have short skirts and those Pinks shirts which are two sizes too small. So they do have their uses.

At last, there is a use for HR! Blimey 'eck...

There is never eye candy for the lasses though... boo!

All the HR men I know are gay!

Thank you, you have made my point for me...

Should pay us a visit in legal. We're all big swinging d icks and hormones here.

[cougargirl]

Vesuvius 996 said:

cougargirl said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

cougargirl said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

cougargirl said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

shibby! said:

I think it was the HR departments idea.....

Jesus. Maximum value add.

HR Departments are generally there to justify their own existence, and for everyone else to ridicule.

What exactly do they do?

Tio be fair to them they all have short skirts and those Pinks shirts which are two sizes too small. So they do have their uses.

At last, there is a use for HR! Blimey 'eck...

There is never eye candy for the lasses though... boo!

All the HR men I know are gay!

Thank you, you have made my point for me...

Should pay us a visit in legal. We're all big swinging d icks and hormones here.

And modesty!!

[shibby!]

Haha

Shame for you!

I have no competition here in Accountancy, its all geeks, with bad hair and huge asses.

Im cleaning up on the lady front here!

Nick

[Mr POD]

shibby! said:

1 of them was quite hot... shame she is a tree hugging, bra burning lesbian.

Nick

Are you sure ? I'm inclined to spout environMENTAL/elf/safety/corporate responsibility type bullst if it is in my current job spec.

It could be she's got a carbon foot print as big as any TVR owning we, but she needs ajob to pay for it.

[shirt]

shibby! said:

Oh my word!

These 2 ladies came into our office today, and were shown around so that our company can put something about the Enviroment on their Social report!

What a load of crap!

They had excellent ideas like tkaing out plastic cups away and giving us mugs, that we had to wash everyday, instead of using a plastic cup.

Our Printer should print double sided at all times,

This is just the ste they said that i could hear!!!!

However, 1 of them was quite hot... shame she is a tree hugging, bra burning lesbian.

Nick

gotta love pointless greenwash!

company i work for pumps out well over 30million tonnes of C02 per year but finds it neccesary to send me a booklet detailing how i can help 'do my bit' for the environment by not wasting paper or using too much electricity.

i especially like the fact they posted this out to every one of the 50,000 employees, rather than the more environmentally friendly office handout or email!

[Vesuvius 996]

shirt said:

shibby! said:

Oh my word!

These 2 ladies came into our office today, and were shown around so that our company can put something about the Enviroment on their Social report!

What a load of crap!

They had excellent ideas like tkaing out plastic cups away and giving us mugs, that we had to wash everyday, instead of using a plastic cup.

Our Printer should print double sided at all times,

This is just the ste they said that i could hear!!!!

However, 1 of them was quite hot... shame she is a tree hugging, bra burning lesbian.

Nick

gotta love pointless greenwash!

company i work for pumps out well over 30million tonnes of C02 per year but finds it neccesary to send me a booklet detailing how i can help 'do my bit' for the environment by not wasting paper or using too much electricity.

i especially like the fact they posted this out to every one of the 50,000 employees, rather than the more environmentally friendly office handout or email!

Absolutely. I spend a week negotiating a deal for a private jet for a certain CEO, the same week as he decalred it "envornment week" thorughout the firm.

[cougargirl]

Mr POD said:

shibby! said:

1 of them was quite hot... shame she is a tree hugging, bra burning lesbian.

Nick

Are you sure ? I'm inclined to spout environMENTAL/elf/safety/corporate responsibility type bullst if it is in my current job spec.

It could be she's got a carbon foot print as big as any TVR owning we, but she needs ajob to pay for it.

I think I should be an Environmental Auditor, I could walk round the office telling people to recycle and turn off their computers before they go home.

[BiggusLaddus]

cougargirl said:

HR Departments are generally there to justify their own existence, and for everyone else to ridicule.

What exactly do they do?

They are there to forget to tell people when new starters are due to arrive and to make any disciplinary actions a tortuous vile procedure for both sides.