Annoying Colleagues
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james_tigerwoods

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16,347 posts

227 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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I know we all have annoying colleagues (apart from those who are lucky enough to work alone), but I have 2 who think it's hilarious to fart all day. Not usually smelly ones, but noisy, ground shaking, childish ones - and then laugh - and then have competitions doing it - and wonder over to other colleagues, fart there and walk away as this time it is smelly.

All day - Every day - All the bloody time.

I'm not the only one that finds this immensly childish and supremely unfunny so would it be bad of me to kill them and use their bodies for generating natural gas for all our benefits?

I can't be the only person that A:Finds this annoying and B:Has annoying colleagues like this.

These aren't the only annoying ones though, but I reserve a special place for these two - One of whom lives near me and I haven't suggested car sharing for this specific reason (well, that and he's unbelievably annoying in many other ways.

(Sorry if this is a repost, but I did do a search first!)

speed_monkey

3,503 posts

219 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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farting is funny........................ fact!

hehe

james_tigerwoods

Original Poster:

16,347 posts

227 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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I agree that there is humour in it - but all day. Every day. by a 40 year old guy.... ??

bull996

1,442 posts

239 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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Sounds bloody funny to me.

It could be worse. You could work in an office full of miserable whining people...like YOU.

speed_monkey

3,503 posts

219 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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well go home boil up a whole heap of cabbage and let rip on him........ give him a taste of his own medicine and all that

Sorry i just hate offices that are so rigid and straight laced

eightseventhree

2,266 posts

234 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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pull my finger. . . .

speed_monkey

3,503 posts

219 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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eightseventhree said:
pull my finger. . . .
Dammit you beat me to it!!!

rofl

Cheeky Jim

1,276 posts

310 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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Well, if you can't beat them, join them..

Have a meal that creates the stinkiest of farts...eggy sarnies, baked beans, a good ruby - all the usual suspects...

and drop a few air biscuits around him!


Brown and Boris

11,838 posts

265 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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Just keep a scented candle burning in the room. The hint of rose petal with the risk of explosion may reduce the incidence.

minimoog

7,395 posts

249 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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Farts = amusement. Fact.

Annoying would be the guy sat next to me who has a sinus condition and sits hawking snot every 30 seconds all day, and who chews food like a lemur eating a grape. Vile.

james_tigerwoods

Original Poster:

16,347 posts

227 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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I do have a sense of humour and I do have a laugh with the people around me, but farting all day, every day, making a point of it, looking around for a reaction and making a big deal of it just gets a bit unfunny.

eightseventhree said:
pull my finger. . . .
Lol :P


m3ser

2,056 posts

242 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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speed_monkey said:
well go home boil up a whole heap of cabbage and let rip on him........ give him a taste of his own medicine and all that
Cabbage nah, Broccoli however... evil

james_tigerwoods

Original Poster:

16,347 posts

227 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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minimoog said:
Farts = amusement. Fact.

Annoying would be the guy sat next to me who has a sinus condition and sits hawking snot every 30 seconds all day, and who chews food like a lemur eating a grape. Vile.
Ew

The guy sat directly behind me clears his throat every minute or so - it's not as annoying. And he's a nice enough guy so I can let that one slide smile

The guy sat next to me has a long list of people who would gladly stab him repeatedly with forks.

speed_monkey

3,503 posts

219 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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there are a few main characters in my office:

- The geek
- The grass
- The sexual deviant (me thumbup)
- The slut
- and the farter

Just to name but a few!!!

Get used to it!

fatboy b

9,665 posts

246 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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james_tigerwoods said:
I know we all have annoying colleagues (apart from those who are lucky enough to work alone), but I have 2 who think it's hilarious to fart all day. Not usually smelly ones, but noisy, ground shaking, childish ones - and then laugh - and then have competitions doing it - and wonder over to other colleagues, fart there and walk away as this time it is smelly.

All day - Every day - All the bloody time.

I'm not the only one that finds this immensly childish and supremely unfunny so would it be bad of me to kill them and use their bodies for generating natural gas for all our benefits?

I can't be the only person that A:Finds this annoying and B:Has annoying colleagues like this.

These aren't the only annoying ones though, but I reserve a special place for these two - One of whom lives near me and I haven't suggested car sharing for this specific reason (well, that and he's unbelievably annoying in many other ways.

(Sorry if this is a repost, but I did do a search first!)
You don't work in my office do you?

Emeye

9,781 posts

253 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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You need revenge - get your own back - there are many ways to do this, and inventing new ones is half the fun. You will probably find that they don't like it themselves.

Oh and ideally you want to annoy them without them knowing it's you!

smile

Edited by Emeye on Wednesday 1st October 11:15

james_tigerwoods

Original Poster:

16,347 posts

227 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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Ok, we have:

The weirdo
The one who loves herself
The deviant
The serious deviant
The deviant that makes the other two look tame
The drunk
The anally retentive

To name but a few

james_tigerwoods

Original Poster:

16,347 posts

227 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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fatboy b said:
james_tigerwoods said:
I know we all have annoying colleagues (apart from those who are lucky enough to work alone), but I have 2 who think it's hilarious to fart all day. Not usually smelly ones, but noisy, ground shaking, childish ones - and then laugh - and then have competitions doing it - and wonder over to other colleagues, fart there and walk away as this time it is smelly.

All day - Every day - All the bloody time.

I'm not the only one that finds this immensly childish and supremely unfunny so would it be bad of me to kill them and use their bodies for generating natural gas for all our benefits?

I can't be the only person that A:Finds this annoying and B:Has annoying colleagues like this.

These aren't the only annoying ones though, but I reserve a special place for these two - One of whom lives near me and I haven't suggested car sharing for this specific reason (well, that and he's unbelievably annoying in many other ways.

(Sorry if this is a repost, but I did do a search first!)
You don't work in my office do you?
Depends, do you work in South Yorkshire? smile

speed_monkey

3,503 posts

219 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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james_tigerwoods said:
Ok, we have:

The weirdo
The one who loves herself
The deviant
The serious deviant
The deviant that makes the other two look tame
The drunk
The anally retentive

To name but a few
Which catagory do you fall under then???? hmmmmm.............

wink

eightseventhree

2,266 posts

234 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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speed_monkey said:
james_tigerwoods said:
Ok, we have:

The weirdo
The one who loves herself
The deviant
The serious deviant
The deviant that makes the other two look tame
The drunk
The anally retentive

To name but a few
Which catagory do you fall under then???? hmmmmm.............

wink
The quiet one that will eventually snap and go postal