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LotusACBC

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2,591 posts

314 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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Dear Piston Heads community,

I write this today, Wednesday the first of October, 2008, with all seriousness and concern as to the well being of our community, our culture, our cities and above all, the world we live in. I ask each and every one of you to sincerely and incredulously read these words over with a careful and unassuming tone.

Today marks the beginning of the end for not only myself, but of many like me, like us. Today, this very Wednesday I bring myself to bleed the words of my ancestors sage onto the scribe of the modern world, the internet. Acting as the stone of our ancient will, today is not to be confused or to be hung up with the end, but to have an optimistic and confident demeanor towards a new beginning.

My friends, let not yesterday be the judge of tomorrow, but rather let us believe that today be the will of our future. Let today be the start of our new foundation.

I just felt like writing something that sounded important. I think I could be writing the presidents speeches for him. Anyone care to finish this letter? perhaps we can tag on to this and make something of it

215cu

2,956 posts

240 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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Get over yourself you pompous tt.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

272 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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Pass the doobie, bro.

Heskey

4,048 posts

223 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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What a waste of 30 seconds = /

briSk

14,291 posts

256 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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After reading the first line or so I thought this was going to be about having to ask for a bag in Sainsbury's.

Obiwonkeyblokey

5,400 posts

270 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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Strange things are afoot at the Circle K Dude

Adenauer

18,982 posts

266 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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There are some bloody odd people in the world aren't there? coffee

And the OP's name has also just made me wonder, whatever happened to Lotusryan? Did he ever make it across the pond to impregnate the female population of London? confused

mitzy

13,858 posts

227 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz move along mate, move along.

SirTainly

904 posts

241 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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Are you that Canadian speech writer caught plagarising the Aussie PM's rhetoric ?

Timmy35

13,014 posts

228 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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LotusACBC said:
I think I could be writing the presidents speeches for him.
Don't give up the day job.

Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

251 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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your missus isn't putting out either then!

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

272 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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Oh, and ACBC? Get some beer and some......some......cleaning products.

SpydieNut

5,959 posts

253 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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LotusACBC said:
Dear PH

I am a pontificating pompous pansy

Please help finish me off.
quite

LotusACBC

Original Poster:

2,591 posts

314 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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hahahah this all a very strange response. I was just kicking some words around. Its what writers do, and then an idea sparks and bam, a story is in the making. So whats wrong with that?

And christ allmighty, for the last time I dont know LotusRyan, but man I am tired of being compared to him.

Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

251 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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do you also use buzz words and sign off with "rely on me"

V8S

8,582 posts

267 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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Were you in a less successful Australian hard rock band?

LotusACBC

Original Poster:

2,591 posts

314 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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I dont get it, i really dont. Im pompous? Your a fool. If you cant take a meaningless paragraph, then I dont know what to tell you folks.

rolleyes

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

238 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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fkme, I fell asleep. woken only when my dribble oiled the desk my elbow was resting on causing it to slip and my face to meet the edge of the desk.

bob1179

14,139 posts

239 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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Obiwonkeyblokey said:
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K Dude
- What number are you thinking?

- 69, dude!

Geronimo

626 posts

222 months

Wednesday 1st October 2008
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LotusACBC said:
Dear Piston Heads community,

I write this today, Wednesday the first of October, 2008, with all seriousness and concern as to the well being of our community, our culture, our cities and above all, the world we live in. I ask each and every one of you to sincerely and incredulously read these words over with a careful and unassuming tone.

Today marks the beginning of the end for not only myself, but of many like me, like us. Today, this very Wednesday I bring myself to bleed the words of my ancestors sage onto the scribe of the modern world, the internet. Acting as the stone of our ancient will, today is not to be confused or to be hung up with the end, but to have an optimistic and confident demeanor towards a new beginning.

My friends, let not yesterday be the judge of tomorrow, but rather let us believe that today be the will of our future. Let today be the start of our new foundation.

I just felt like writing something that sounded important. I think I could be writing the presidents speeches for him. Anyone care to finish this letter? perhaps we can tag on to this and make something of it