Burning ears

[Simpo Two]

Why do ears burn? I'm sitting here with my left ear cold and my right ear hot, for no reason at all!

[Rob.]

Have you checked that one of them isn`t on fire?

[Blib]

Simpo Two said:

Why do ears burn? I'm sitting here with my left ear cold and my right ear hot, for no reason at all!

Because we're all talking about you behind your back.

[Catz]

Someone's talking about you.

[HRG]

Simpo Two said:

Why do ears burn? I'm sitting here with my left ear cold and my right ear hot, for no reason at all!

You're sat between the bath taps?

[Simpo Two]

Blib said:

Simpo Two said:

Why do ears burn? I'm sitting here with my left ear cold and my right ear hot, for no reason at all!

Because we're all talking about you behind your back.

Is it one ear for good things and the other ear for bad things? My right ear feels like one of those red light bulbs you get in electric fires...

And how does it work...?

[SimonV8ster]

Simpo Two said:

Why do ears burn? I'm sitting here with my left ear cold and my right ear hot, for no reason at all!

I got that down the pub tonight and asked the very same question !!

Thank God i'm not the only one !!

[HRG]

SimonV8ster said:

Simpo Two said:

Why do ears burn? I'm sitting here with my left ear cold and my right ear hot, for no reason at all!

I got that down the pub tonight and asked the very same question !!

Thank God i'm not the only one !!

You're sharing Simpo's bath?

[Blib]

Simpo Two said:

Blib said:

Simpo Two said:

Why do ears burn? I'm sitting here with my left ear cold and my right ear hot, for no reason at all!

Because we're all talking about you behind your back.

Is it one ear for good things and the other ear for bad things? My right ear feels like one of those red light bulbs you get in electric fires...

And how does it work...?

Well, to be honest, I've been putting it about that you're a total bd!

[kit80]

its left for love and right for spite!!

or the bath tap thing lol

[captainzep]

Spot of elevated blood pressure?

[MonkeyHanger]

The cold one will have fallen off by the morning. Nothing to worry about.

[Biker's Nemesis]

Are you leaning against a radiator?

[MonkeyHanger]

Biker's Nemesis said:

Are you leaning against a radiator?

I reckon he's got a whistling kettle that's not whistling any more....I'd listen from a bit further away if i were him.

[ih8thisname]

Biker's Nemesis said:

Are you leaning against a radiator?

No seriously,

[Biker's Nemesis]

MonkeyHanger said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Are you leaning against a radiator?

I reckon he's got a whistling kettle that's not whistling any more....I'd listen from a bit further away if i were him.

Pardon!

[Kiltie]

[m3ser]

Left for love right for spite

[tomTVR]

Simpo Two said:

Why do ears burn?

Not sure but try logs or coal, they burn much better.

[Simpo Two]

captainzep said:

Spot of elevated blood pressure?

Interesting thought; I am dealing with a work issue at the moment and had a slight headache too.