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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a desert island, and are 20 miles away from land in every direction. After a few days of hunger and being terrorised by the creatures and bugs of the island, the brunette cannot take any more. She says her goodbyes to the others and starts to swim the 20 miles to land, getting halfway there before she drowns. The redhead, after a further 3 days also attempts the swim, she gets 5 miles from land before she drowns. The blonde decideds to attempt the journey, and starts to swim. After what seems like days, she's one mile from land. However, the blonde is exhausted from her journey, thinking she can go no further, she turns around and swims the 19 miles back to the island....
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3 mice in a bar drinking and arguing which one's the hardest. the first mouse says "I'm the hardest, when the bar of a mouse trap snaps down to kill me, I catch it and benchpress it 20 times." The second mouse scoffs and says "The blue tablets that those humans lay down to poisen us are my indigestion tablets. 3 a day soothes the pain."
The last mouse downs his beer, belches,and then gets up to leave, shaking his head at the others. "Where are you going?" ask the other two.
"I'm off to shag the cat!!"
3 mice in a bar drinking and arguing which one's the hardest. the first mouse says "I'm the hardest, when the bar of a mouse trap snaps down to kill me, I catch it and benchpress it 20 times." The second mouse scoffs and says "The blue tablets that those humans lay down to poisen us are my indigestion tablets. 3 a day soothes the pain."
The last mouse downs his beer, belches,and then gets up to leave, shaking his head at the others. "Where are you going?" ask the other two.
"I'm off to shag the cat!!"
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