Classic from the wife tonight ?

[TVR Andy]

Wife has just said " I need to get a fax typed up and e-mailed tonight". Before I could stop myself I laughed. She did not see the funny side, and now my Friday night "treat" is in question. So what would you have done, and how can I restore our Friday night?

[andy400]

I find 'not being on the internet', and 'paying the wife some attention' usually ensures success.

[welshbikerduck]

My wife insists on saying she had to leave a message on the "answer phone machine" when she calls my mobile if i don't answer. The message is often will you "tape" blah blah blah on the sky+ for me. Both give me a chuckle.

[moleamol]

TVR Andy said:

Wife has just said " I need to get a fax typed up and e-mailed tonight". Before I could stop myself I laughed. She did not see the funny side, and now my Friday night "treat" is in question. So what would you have done, and how can I restore our Friday night?

Why is that funny?

[anonymous-user]

What would i have done? same as you probly

[TVR Andy]

moleamol said:

TVR Andy said:

Wife has just said " I need to get a fax typed up and e-mailed tonight". Before I could stop myself I laughed. She did not see the funny side, and now my Friday night "treat" is in question. So what would you have done, and how can I restore our Friday night?

Why is that funny?

Sorry should have read, Friday night of passion.

[cqueen]

My girlfriend was looking at some pics of a landscaped garden and says.....


...."oh wow, how do they cut those paving slabs into shapes, with a lathe?"

[moleamol]

TVR Andy said:

moleamol said:

TVR Andy said:

Wife has just said " I need to get a fax typed up and e-mailed tonight". Before I could stop myself I laughed. She did not see the funny side, and now my Friday night "treat" is in question. So what would you have done, and how can I restore our Friday night?

Why is that funny?

Sorry should have read, Friday night of passion.

I mean why is what she said funny?

[TVR Andy]

moleamol said:

TVR Andy said:

moleamol said:

TVR Andy said:

Wife has just said " I need to get a fax typed up and e-mailed tonight". Before I could stop myself I laughed. She did not see the funny side, and now my Friday night "treat" is in question. So what would you have done, and how can I restore our Friday night?

Why is that funny?

Sorry should have read, Friday night of passion.

I mean why is what she said funny?

Had a vision of her asking her secretary to type type up a fax (on paper ) and e-mail the fax off
sed

[moleamol]

I just assumed she was typing from a fax onto an email in order to send information from a fax via email. You deserve everything you (don't) get.

[carerra g tea]

moleamol said:

TVR Andy said:

moleamol said:

TVR Andy said:

Wife has just said " I need to get a fax typed up and e-mailed tonight". Before I could stop myself I laughed. She did not see the funny side, and now my Friday night "treat" is in question. So what would you have done, and how can I restore our Friday night?

Why is that funny?

Sorry should have read, Friday night of passion.

I mean why is what she said funny?

Because you send a fax with a fax machine. If you email it, it's an email message, not a fax message. She is confusing terms between the two technologies. Not particularly funny, not particularly dumb either, understandable mix-up, and not as funny as OP's dependence on wife for passion. Must be newly married.

[Chrispy Porker]

swerni said:

TVR Andy said:

Wife has just said " I need to get a fax typed up and e-mailed tonight". Before I could stop myself I laughed. She did not see the funny side, and now my Friday night "treat" is in question. So what would you have done, and how can I restore our Friday night?

so what does that mean?

You have to buy your own fish and chips now

At least that will be warm and slippery

[Soft Top]

cqueen said:

My girlfriend was looking at some pics of a landscaped garden and says.....


...."oh wow, how do they cut those paving slabs into shapes, with a lathe?"

Now that is funny.

[LotusACBC]

TVR Andy said:

Wife has just said " I need to get a fax typed up and e-mailed tonight". Before I could stop myself I laughed. She did not see the funny side, and now my Friday night "treat" is in question. So what would you have done, and how can I restore our Friday night?

Anyone else the least bit curious to know what the 'treat' is?

Please, whatever you do dont say it involves a ball-gag and some tie. RLMFAO

[W333]

It could be worse:

"It sounds like Obama might win the US election."
"They've found him then?!"
"Errr, he's been in the news for a while now babe, he's running against McCain for the US presidency."
"I'm surprised they're letting him run for president though"
"Why?"
"Well, I thought when they found Obama bin Laden they were going to execute him"

[elster]

TVR Andy said:

moleamol said:

TVR Andy said:

moleamol said:

TVR Andy said:

Wife has just said " I need to get a fax typed up and e-mailed tonight". Before I could stop myself I laughed. She did not see the funny side, and now my Friday night "treat" is in question. So what would you have done, and how can I restore our Friday night?

Why is that funny?

Sorry should have read, Friday night of passion.

I mean why is what she said funny?

Had a vision of her asking her secretary to type type up a fax (on paper ) and e-mail the fax off
sed

Well no a fax is short for a facsimilie, which means an exact copy.

SO she might not be that dumb, you may just not know what things mean

[TVR Andy]

elster said:

TVR Andy said:

moleamol said:

TVR Andy said:

moleamol said:

TVR Andy said:

Wife has just said " I need to get a fax typed up and e-mailed tonight". Before I could stop myself I laughed. She did not see the funny side, and now my Friday night "treat" is in question. So what would you have done, and how can I restore our Friday night?

Why is that funny?

Sorry should have read, Friday night of passion.

I mean why is what she said funny?

Had a vision of her asking her secretary to type type up a fax (on paper ) and e-mail the fax off
sed

Well no a fax is short for a facsimilie, which means an exact copy.

SO she might not be that dumb, you may just not know what things mean

OK,fair comment. Will go and put the choc drops,flexy tube,spray lube, yougurt & bike pump away then?

[andrew_huxtable]

Watching the pompey match last night and the wee irish guy says, "well at least we can guarantee goals, because if they dont score in the 2nd half, we will go to extra time and if they cant manage it then it`ll be penalties.

My lovely OH then says, "it be funny if no one scored at all......"

[Chrispy Porker]

andrew_huxtable said:

Watching the pompey match last night and the wee irish guy says, "well at least we can guarantee goals, because if they dont score in the 2nd half, we will go to extra time and if they cant manage it then it`ll be penalties.

My lovely OH then says, "it be funny if no one scored at all......"

It would be wouldn't it?

[TVR Andy]

carerra g tea said:

moleamol said:

TVR Andy said:

moleamol said:

TVR Andy said:

Wife has just said " I need to get a fax typed up and e-mailed tonight". Before I could stop myself I laughed. She did not see the funny side, and now my Friday night "treat" is in question. So what would you have done, and how can I restore our Friday night?

Why is that funny?

Sorry should have read, Friday night of passion.

I mean why is what she said funny?

Because you send a fax with a fax machine. If you email it, it's an email message, not a fax message. She is confusing terms between the two technologies. Not particularly funny, not particularly dumb either, understandable mix-up, and not as funny as OP's dependence on wife for passion. Must be newly married.

Only 26 years newly married