These guys crack me up.
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Flintstone said:
They already have those and yes, men have been caught wearing them so they can get into places they shouldn't.
Or out of places...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6634917.stm
I can assure you that is not a problem...
You would have thought that with modern technology, it would be possible for Muslim blokes to get glasses, that have built in dynamic optical diffusers.
The idea is that you have a camera built into the glasses and some electronics that has facial recognition software. The software works out where the women are, in relation to the muslim male eyeball, and it calculates where to activate an LCD "obscurer" built into the otherwise plain lenses of the glasses. It just hides the women from their view.
Oh. I forgot, it's easier to just make women put a bag over their heads.
The idea is that you have a camera built into the glasses and some electronics that has facial recognition software. The software works out where the women are, in relation to the muslim male eyeball, and it calculates where to activate an LCD "obscurer" built into the otherwise plain lenses of the glasses. It just hides the women from their view.
Oh. I forgot, it's easier to just make women put a bag over their heads.
Edited by dilbert on Saturday 4th October 03:53
lol thats just taking it a bit too far
like this will happern
"oooh look at those eye's, I'd like to give her one"
i thought stuff like that went out YEEAAARRRS ago when it was full corset wearing bigass dress thing where showing your ankles was sexy :/
now im not racist, but tbh, they need to grow up and stop treating the women of there country like items
except the ugly ones :P
like this will happern
"oooh look at those eye's, I'd like to give her one"
i thought stuff like that went out YEEAAARRRS ago when it was full corset wearing bigass dress thing where showing your ankles was sexy :/
now im not racist, but tbh, they need to grow up and stop treating the women of there country like items
except the ugly ones :P
rockinatmidnight said:
eep, have I just made a below the belt joke?
No... it was just that I was pointing out a common fallacy. "Everybody knows" that "you need two eyes for depth perception", but as Mr. Pratchett points out, what "everybody knows" does not necessarily correspond to reality. This particular lack of correspondence is one that I am personally inclined to point out.It was useful at school, though, they thought I was intrinsically unable to hit/catch the ball so they didn't have a go at me, when in fact I was perfectly able to but I couldn't be arsed with the bloody thing
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