dogs ,mans best friend

[Road Hog]

1 .allways happy to see you
2 .wont sleep with your mates
3 .wont take you to cleaners for a settlement
4 .do as they are told
5 .dont answer back
6 .will even fetch your slippers,paper
7 .dont bh about your mates
8 .help with the washing up
9 .dont care about your fashion sense
10 .dont take hours to get ready to go out

[skylinecrazy]

[_ian_]

How does a dog help with the washing up?

[skip_1]

I would love a dog. Unfortunately my landlord would not

[Blib]

Road Hog said:

8 .help with the washing up

You got a bloody clever dog there.

[fido]

11. remove cat sh8t

[_ian_]

Quinny said:

_ian_ said:

How does a dog help with the washing up?

Lick the plates clean

Is that for when the Mother In Law comes over?

[Simpo Two]

Cats:
1. don't need walks
2. won't sleep with your mates
3. won't take you to cleaners for a settlement
4. buries own turds
5. don't answer back
6. self-cleaning
7. don't bh about your mates
8. don't smell
9. don't care about your fashion sense
10. don't take hours to get ready to go out
11. don't bark
12. don't need training
13. don't have alcohol-fuelled insecure screaming fits through your letterbox and accuse you of being gay just because you've got a mate round

[Road Hog]

Quinny said:

_ian_ said:

How does a dog help with the washing up?

Lick the plates clean

let dogs get gunge off plates ,rinse under tap............done...

[Yertis]

Road Hog said:

Quinny said:

_ian_ said:

How does a dog help with the washing up?

Lick the plates clean

let dogs get gunge off plates ,rinse under tap............done...

My dogs have just dealt with the remains of the sunday roast very adequately. Now just pop them in the dishwasher...

[BigLepton]

Simpo Two said:

13. don't have alcohol-fuelled insecure screaming fits through your letterbox and accuse you of being gay just because you've got a mate round

But of course if you are a single bloke and own a cat, you clearly are a gayer.

Cats are OK for agrophobics and couch potatoes, but dogs are better for people with lives. They go boating with you, hiking with you, camping with you, off-roading, cycling, swim in the sea with you, fetch what you've shot for tea and best of all help you pull. Being an ugly bd, I need all the help I can get and my golden labrador seems to attract totty like flies. I doubt if you went and sat in the high street with a cat on your lap, you would get quite the same response. . . . .

[Blib]

Simpo Two said:

Cats:

13. don't have alcohol-fuelled insecure screaming fits through your letterbox and accuse you of being gay just because you've got a mate round

I've had a bd of a day today, but I laughed out loud, so thanks for that.

[Road Hog]

Quinny said:

I'll ring the RSPCA unless you get them out NOW

my dogs are happy................wife isnt.............

[gadzookz]

Dogs are brill at getting those cooked on bits from the roast tray or frying pan.... They persevere for a good hour or so licking and gnawing off the burnt on bits.

Just give it a mild wash with a brillo and detergent afterwards and comes up gleaming..

Of course I don't tell my diners who washed the dishes, but what the hell...

[amir_j]

_ian_ said:

How does a dog help with the washing up?

and the ironing and cooking. A fit, eastern euopean livin cooke/cleaner girl is man's best friend

[Road Hog]

Wife goes away for week without me ,I DONT MISS HER,.............no naggginnng


I go away for a week , I miss my Dogs..........

[skylinecrazy]

Road Hog said:

Wife goes away for week without me ,I DONT MISS HER,.............no naggginnng


I go away for a week , I miss my Dogs..........

You are weird aren't you.

[BB-Q]

I put the crockery and cutlery in the dishwasher, dog does the pre-wash (he's not keen on the home made vindaloo) finish it off with the dishwasher and it's all good. Stuff comes out of a dishwasher sterile so where's the problem?

Have to agree about the smell, though. The dog decided to roll around on a dead porpoise he found the other day and now smells of fish (odd, when you consider it's a mammal) really bad. Bd likes to sleep under my side of the bed too.

Edited by BB-Q on Sunday 5th October 21:46

[outlaw biker]

Dogs are brilliant until (as happened to me today) you end up lying on a wet muddy canal bank in your good clothes trying to drag them out of the stinky water by the scruff of their neck (which is hard work if they weigh 30kgs and thrashing around because they've never been in water before)...and then you have to put the smelly wet hound in your clean car....and then clean both the car and the dog again.

But yeah, they're great. Much better than cats.

[Road Hog]

skylinecrazy said:

Road Hog said:

Wife goes away for week without me ,I DONT MISS HER,.............no naggginnng




I go away for a week , I miss my Dogs..........

You are weird aren't you.

not really ,just prefer my dogs company than my wifes at the moment....