Mr Gay UK chef 'cooked lover'
Mr Gay UK chef 'cooked lover'
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R360

Original Poster:

4,507 posts

236 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/Article.aspx?cp-do...

MSN said:
The first winner of Mr Gay UK stabbed a man to death before carving a piece of flesh from his thigh, seasoning it and cooking it, a court has heard.

Anthony Morley, who is from Leeds, denies murdering Damian Oldfield in April this year.

A jury at the city's Crown Court has been told six pieces of cooked human flesh were found on a chopping board at 36-year-old Mr Morley's flat.

Morley, who worked as a chef, walked into a nearby takeaway and told staff he had killed someone, Leeds Crown Court was told.

The prosecution alleges the two men had some kind of sexual relationship and engaged in sexual activity before the murder took place. Morley then cut Mr Oldfield's throat and stabbed him several times, the court heard.

The court heard Morley later claimed: "It's this lad, he tried to rape me so I stopped him."

When asked how he stopped him, the jury was told he answered: "I'm a chef, how do you think I stopped him?"

The prosecution said Morley was at least guilty of manslaughter but said the issue in the trial would be over provocation or abnormality of the mind.

The trial continues.

Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

251 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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see what happens when you turn gay!

Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

301 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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Cannibal gayer said:
"I'm a chef. How do you think I stopped him?"
rofl

Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Tuesday 7th October 13:30

Dilligaf10

2,431 posts

240 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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Apparently he was partial to a bit of rump............getmecoat

Rod Rammage

2,557 posts

230 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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Mc Lovin said:
see what happens when you turn gay!
Yeah.

Seasoning?

Gay.

R360

Original Poster:

4,507 posts

236 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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MSN said:
A jury at the city's Crown Court has been told six pieces of cooked human flesh were found on a chopping board at 36-year-old Mr Morley's flat.
I wonder what the 6 pieces are?

HundredthIdiot

4,477 posts

314 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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Mc Lovin said:
see what happens when you turn gay!
Turn gay?

scratchchin

Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

251 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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Rod Rammage said:
Mc Lovin said:
see what happens when you turn gay!
Yeah.

Seasoning?

Gay.
hehe

A8VIP

10,862 posts

226 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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Vesuvius 996 said:
Cannibal gayer said:
"I'm a chef. How do you think I stopped him?"
rofl
Soap from Lock Stock said:
Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fk-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. st 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Edited by A8VIP on Tuesday 7th October 13:32

mitzy

13,858 posts

227 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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Mince anyone ?

bigandclever

14,400 posts

268 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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You'll love this - this Mr Gay UK chappy was, for a short time and around the time of the alleged crime, the temporary cook at the canteen in my (old) office in Leeds. And he made magnificent bacon and sausage butties eek

Gylen

10,216 posts

247 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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Vesuvius 996 said:
Cannibal gayer said:
"I'm a chef. How do you think I stopped him?"
rofl



Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Tuesday 7th October 13:28
rofl Can you only kill people according to your specialist profession?

"I'm a chicken sexer, how do you think I stopped him?"

Edited by Gylen on Tuesday 7th October 13:34

Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

301 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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Gylen said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
Cannibal gayer said:
"I'm a chef. How do you think I stopped him?"
rofl



Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Tuesday 7th October 13:28
rofl Can you only kill people according to your specialist profession?

"I'm a chicken sexer, how do you think I stopped him?"

Edited by Gylen on Tuesday 7th October 13:34
rofl


I'm a gynaecologist, how do you think I ...."


rofl


fathomfive

11,236 posts

220 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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Surely his rump would have been too salty?

getmecoat

Edited by fathomfive on Tuesday 7th October 13:38

OJ

14,209 posts

258 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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bigandclever said:
You'll love this - this Mr Gay UK chappy was, for a short time and around the time of the alleged crime, the temporary cook at the canteen in my (old) office in Leeds. And he made magnificent bacon and sausage butties eek
I wonder if he got the sausages from this chap


Baby Huey

4,881 posts

229 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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He could have made beef wellington if he had some poof pastry.

SkinnyBoy

4,635 posts

288 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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so I guess his specialty was "chutney ferret"

sprinter885

11,550 posts

257 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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Dilligaf10 said:
Apparently he was partial to a bit of rump............getmecoat
mitzy said:
Mince anyone ?
A couple of typically class PH posts biggrin:

Sorry editing as they kept coming:-
Baby Huey said:
He could have made beef wellington if he had some poof pastry.
Edited by sprinter885 on Tuesday 7th October 13:42

BigLepton

5,042 posts

231 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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bigandclever said:
You'll love this - this Mr Gay UK chappy was, for a short time and around the time of the alleged crime, the temporary cook at the canteen in my (old) office in Leeds. And he made magnificent bacon and sausage butties eek
Were the sausages a bit tough with a lump at one end and some excess skin. . . . . . yikes

Morpeth

666 posts

225 months

Tuesday 7th October 2008
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Baby Huey said:
He could have made beef wellington if he had some poof pastry.
rofl