Bizarre reporting?

[matchmaker]

What is the last sentence of the report about?
BBC

[BlueCello]

To brighten up the journalists day, probably. It's pretty pointless really, but oh well.

[zac510]

It looks like the kind of thing you put in when all your mates are down the pub and you're desperate to meet a minimum word limit

[V8mate]

Maybe the victim was a pigeon?

[Justayellowbadge]

KFC in 'Fresh ingredients' shock.

[AlexanderV8]

Since they mention KFC, perhaps she was dressed as a bloody great chicken & demonstrating against their treatment of the primary foodstuff in their takeaway.

[Mc Lovin]

or maybe she was a large one and they where hinting that she is a big bird?

[L100NYY]

AlexanderV8 said:

Since they mention KFC, perhaps she was dressed as a bloody great chicken & demonstrating against their treatment of the primary foodstuff in their takeaway.

That's a pluckin' ridiculous notion.