How to deal with boring friends

[blindswelledrat]

There's a bloke who comes down the pub with us occasionally- you know the sort- no-one really knows who invited him- he's just been a hanger on since schooldays.
Anyway- every time its the same. All having a lauhg and telling each other risque jokes and all he does is sit there with a face like a smacked arse because we are not talking to him about old things and cars.
How do I tactfully ask him to leave us alone?

[chris_w666]

[krap]

Go to another pub and ummm....don't tell him?!

[SkinnyBoy]

go a different pub?

[Legend83]

Brilliant.

[smutbag]

Tell him the one about the scottish, english and muslim..... that should do the job

[Justayellowbadge]

Stop drinking in The Bertone Arms.

[OJ]

LMFAO, funniest thing i've seen all week

[Scott328i]

Come on to him

Please read again and do not get confused with

Come on him

This could/will get messy and will be surpassing the first point

Scott

[Don]

Hi everyone! Let's go down the pub for a pint. Not you, Mowgli.

[mitzy]

Just send em a text saying what boring feckers they have become .

I did it last night .

[mercemployee]

get him a gram, he'll soon liven up

[V8mate]

Don said:

Hi everyone! Let's go down the pub for a pint. Not you, Mowgli.

[Plotloss]

Execute him.

With a short handled knife.

There are too many people in this country as it is and there is no space for the miserable.

As you're walking down the pub, knife, into a van, off to the pig farm.

[Snoggledog]

Stone him for being boring and not fitting in?

[Crazy Fool]

blindswelledrat said:

There's a bloke who comes down the pub with us occasionally- you know the sort- no-one really knows who invited him- he's just been a hanger on since schooldays.
Anyway- every time its the same. All having a lauhg and telling each other risque jokes and all he does is sit there with a face like a smacked arse because we are not talking to him about old things and cars.
How do I tactfully ask him to leave us alone?

Have you posted this here becuase you know C2 can't read it?

Thats not very nice.

You should tell him how you feel before somebody else does.

[Justayellowbadge]

Make it a couples only evening.

Never see him again.

[BoRED S2upid]

Why are you down the pub and NOT talking about cars?

Bunch of puffs

[chris_w666]

I find it upsetting Twincam has no opinion on this topic.

[Scott328i]

bsr - got a plan

send him my way

I am undisputedly funny

so much so infact, I had at least 2 roffles in one day

I can change him - even if I am not a woman