Good one from OH

[anonymous-user]

She said to me the other night, how about we drive to nottingham and have a day around the city, and have a few beers before leaving! Me: Oh yeah, and i'll just cycle twelve miles each way to work after i get done for dui shall i??

[maix27]

Not sure if that's stupid enough to chastise her for. I've heard a lot worse.

[anonymous-user]

True, but was kinda dopey y'know!

[1 babyface]

I am under after afew beers...not too silly. Being a bit harsh?

[limpsfield]

it's gems like this that keep me addicted to PH

[anonymous-user]

Yes maybe a bit harsh, but was kinda dopey as i said, but funny too. And i'm sure i'll make some totally dense statement to her at some point in the near future!

[H_Kan]

Where is the harm in what she is suggesting? If I say to my gf lets go for a few drinks then it'll just be one or two alcoholic drinks and maybe a couple of soft drinks. Just a figure of speech and hardly something to berate the poor girl over.

[Heskey]

1 babyface said:

I am under after afew beers...not too silly. Being a bit harsh?

Don't drink and drive at all.

[anonymous-user]

Okay, i didnt berate her at all, i was merely sharing a daft comment she made(in my opinion) and as i live 45 miles from nottingham, i didnt want to risk driving back having had a few sherbets> the trouble is once i have one, i'll have half a dozen, so not the best idea methinks!!

[maix27]

Wow, where has this PH 'sensible hat' come from?

[V8mate]

homicide said:

Okay, i didnt berate her at all, i was merely sharing a daft comment she made(in my opinion) and as i live 45 miles from nottingham, i didnt want to risk driving back having had a few sherbets> the trouble is once i have one, i'll have half a dozen, so not the best idea methinks!!

So you're the idiot; not her.

[Carpie]

You can have a couple, should know how many drinks you can handle before you shouldn't drive, surely?

[anonymous-user]

Normally yes, and after the amount of times i've been a spanner(especially on here) then i thought i would share one of her rare goofs!

[LotusACBC]

Homicide, this is a perfect excuse to get drunk and run over the ginger boy.

[kjmac]

Heskey said:

1 babyface said:

I am under after a few beers...not too silly. Being a bit harsh?

Don't drink and drive at all.

Have had first hand experience with drink driving on more than one occasion(wasn't me before I get burned) and you're totally correct. Don't drink and drive at ALL. There's no point even trying to mix the two in the slightest quantity. Having 'a few' and thinking you'll be 'okay' is well on the way to boiling my p1ss. If combine booze and driving you'll get what's coming to you eventually. Hopefully before a third party is involved.

[LotusACBC]

kjmac said:

Heskey said:

1 babyface said:

I am under after a few beers...not too silly. Being a bit harsh?

Don't drink and drive at all.

Have had first hand experience with drink driving on more than one occasion(wasn't me before I get burned) and you're totally correct. Don't drink and drive at ALL. There's no point even trying to mix the two in the slightest quantity. Having 'a few' and thinking you'll be 'okay' is well on the way to boiling my p1ss. If combine booze and driving you'll get what's coming to you eventually. Hopefully before a third party is involved.

As the advert goes: Buzzed driving is drunk driving.
Alot of teens fail to see the rationale behind that. Sort of like they fail to realize that oral sex or anal sex is sex.

[anonymous-user]

Agree with the dont drink and drive bit, and as for my OH, when she finds out i have posted this one, then i think i am in for a kicking!

[Neil_H]

Of course what she meant was; let's drive to Nottingham and I'll have a few beers, after which you can drive me home.

[anonymous-user]

Yep sounds about right, in and out of pubs all day, restricted to coka cola, and her making cant you cheer up type comments!

[LotusACBC]

homicide said:

Agree with the dont drink and drive bit, and as for my OH, when she finds out i have posted this one, then i think i am in for a kicking!

You let her frequent these boards? SHAME ON YOU!