The Bright Side of The Banking Crises

[10 Pence Short]

Nobody can hear the bleating beardies going on about carbon footprints.

There is a positive in all of this, after all.

[Ordinary Bloke]

10 Pence Short said:

Nobody can hear the bleating beardies going on about carbon footprints.

There is a positive in all of this, after all.

Nobody can afford carbon footprints these days.

NB:Shouldn't you be called 7 Pence Short nowadays?

[Jonny_]

If only that were true.

I just got a letter from those cocksucking pissant cs that make up my employer's HR department informing me that they're bringing in CO2 caps for the company cars. "Greener car policy", "safeguarding our global environment for future generations", "demonstrating our corporate commitment to the environment"... oh, please DO fk right off and cram it up your overpaid sweaty fat fking arses.

Instant piss-boiler, I can assure you.

Edited by Jonny_ on Thursday 9th October 21:06

[10 Pence Short]

Jonny_ said:

If only that were true.

I just got a letter from those cocksucking pissant cs that make up my employer's HR department informing me that they're bringing in CO2 caps for the company cars. "Greener car policy", "safeguarding our global environment for future generations", "demonstrating our corporate commitment to the environment"... oh, please DO fk right off and cram it up your overpaid sweaty fat fking arses.

Instant piss-boiler, I can assure you.

Edited by Jonny_ on Thursday 9th October 21:06

Leave. And leave with proper intent.

Walk up to your bosses desk, pop your little man out, flap it down next to the hole punch and declare that you'd rather spend time tugging the little fella than listening to any more corporate bullsh*t. Then let a little dribble of wee soak into his in-tray.

[Jonny_]

10 Pence Short said:

Jonny_ said:

rant

Edited by Jonny_ on Thursday 9th October 21:06

Leave. And leave with proper intent.

Walk up to your bosses desk, pop your little man out, flap it down next to the hole punch and declare that you'd rather spend time tugging the little fella than listening to any more corporate bullsh*t. Then let a little dribble of wee soak into his in-tray.

Tempting, if I do will you pay my mortgage?

[10 Pence Short]

Jonny_ said:

10 Pence Short said:

Jonny_ said:

rant

Edited by Jonny_ on Thursday 9th October 21:06

Leave. And leave with proper intent.

Walk up to your bosses desk, pop your little man out, flap it down next to the hole punch and declare that you'd rather spend time tugging the little fella than listening to any more corporate bullsh*t. Then let a little dribble of wee soak into his in-tray.

Tempting, if I do will you pay my mortgage?

Of course, of course.

Just do it, let me worry about your mortgage.

[schmalex]

Nope, the stupid fksticks are still bleating on about the environment

some lesbian environmentalist said:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - If the United States focussed on curbing climate change as soon as a new president took office -- or sooner -- it could help pull the world from the financial brink, environmental policy experts told Reuters.


"Skyrocketing energy prices and the financial crisis have been a wake-up call that something's got to change," said Cathy Zoi, chief executive officer of the Alliance for Climate Protection, which is chaired by former Vice President Al Gore.

"My very strong belief is that we need to reorient our investments towards this transition to a clean energy economy, and it will be the engine of growth for getting us out of the doldrums that we've gotten in right now," Zoi told the Reuters Global Environment Summit this week.

SHUT THE fk UP YOU DUMB BINT. OPEN YOUR EYES. THE WORLD IS GOING TITS UP & RIGHT NOW, NO-ONE GIVES A FLYING fk ABOUT YOUR ILL-INFORMED CAUSE.

Edited by schmalex on Thursday 9th October 22:08