Ridiculously annoying things your OH does...

[chunkymonkey71]

Come on people, we all have partners who piss us off... lets share!

1) "Cleans" the telly and the laptop with a wet cloth.
2) Insists on having about 20 cushions on the bed "because they are pretty"
3) Drives with her nose about an inch off the windscreen...

Right, you get the jist of it... your turn!

[Scott328i]

Your missus never cleans the sheets after I leave ...

[10 Pence Short]

Says "no" when Mr. Happy wants "yes".

[Mc Lovin]

no comment

[chunkymonkey71]

Scott328i said:

Your missus never cleans the sheets after I leave ...

now i know why the sheets crunch when i get in bed!

[ali_kat]

[anonymous-user]

ali_kat said:

[AndyKH]

Never ever screws the lid back on anything ever. So if i'm doing that thing all blokes do when we're alone ie spinning the bottles trying to be like tom cruise in cocktail. i get soaked with pop/wine/etc etc.

[Dupont666]

Have an opinion on the state of the financial market cause she saw it in the media lies and thinks its true and argues the point across, god forbid my knowledge is allowed in a discussion as its from personal experience..... 8 fking years of working in the financial sector!!

being cold all the time (believe this is a women trait of being cold blooded) and even when its summer being cold and needing to do the hugging in bed to warm up whilst im already boiling.... then take offence to that fact im now sweating as not allowed air con on and im trying to move to the other side of the bed out of her reach and to cooler freedom.

Thats all for now...

[MoonMonkey]

Opens a cupboard / wardbrobe, removes something then doesn't close the door.
Makes a sandwich / snack and leaves everything out on the worktop and wonders why the bread goes stale in no time.
Treats the inside of the family car like a dustbin - literally. Apple cores / banana skins discarded on the floor being the most infuriating.

Petty I know but bloody annoying.

[Vipers]

She talks, rabbit rabbit rabbit, yak yak yak, nag nag nag...........about sod all as well.

And has an IQ of over 500 with regard to "Stating the bloody obvious".....

[Steamer]

HAIRDRYER! every frickin morning.... take it someplace else!!

I'd put her an electric socket in the bathroom if I didnt think she would drop the bloody thing in the bath!... (ooo... a cunning plan is starting to hatch)

[chevykevv]

Being able to stand exactly between me & the TV no matter where i'm sitting...
Waiting till I get home before hoovering the room i'm in.

[cougargirl]

I get accused of shouting when I'm whispering, that really hacks me off...

[Plotloss]

Leaves a bit of tea/coffee in the bottom of the cup.

It drives me fking barmy.

[OJ]

1. Every light in entire flat always left on
2. Never a spot left unsqueezed (her or me)
3. Last of the late brakers (she's virtually blind in one eye, I put it down to depth perception...)
4. Hollyoaks

[Animal]

Oh lummy - where to start?

- she insists on lots of sex
- she makes me watch F1
- she does all my laundry
- she cooks a lot

Sometimes I wonder why I put up with her...

[deckster]

Stands behind me reading what I'm posting on PH.

Absolutely nothing at all, she's perfect in every way.

[PhilLL]

Squeezing the middle of the toothpaste tube

And never putting the lids back on things properly

[chevykevv]

Animal said:

Oh lummy - where to start?

- she insists on lots of sex
- she makes me watch F1
- she does all my laundry
- she cooks a lot

Sometimes I wonder why I put up with her...

Does she have a sister.