My son was violated by some weirdo last night
My son was violated by some weirdo last night
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eightseventhree

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2,266 posts

234 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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While my son was eating candy floss, watching a fire eater a Halloween event, a weirdo put his arm around him thinking it was his "girlfriend".

Does your mrs look like a 12 year old boy . . I hope not

STAY AWAY!

Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

301 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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eightseventhree said:
While my son was eating candy floss, watching a fire eater a Halloween event, a weirdo put his arm around him thinking it was his "girlfriend".

Does your mrs look like a 12 year old boy . . I hope not

STAY AWAY!
I think the man you're looking for is called Mr K. D. Fiddler.


Reevesy

137 posts

217 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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clapclapclapclap

V8mate

45,899 posts

219 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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Vesuvius 996 said:
eightseventhree said:
While my son was eating candy floss, watching a fire eater a Halloween event, a weirdo put his arm around him thinking it was his "girlfriend".

Does your mrs look like a 12 year old boy . . I hope not

STAY AWAY!
I think the man you're looking for is called Mr K. D. Fiddler.
Muthafker drives a Lotus, I heard

Baby Huey

4,881 posts

229 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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The guy in the Lotus reckoned the kid wanted it.

BoRED S2upid

21,069 posts

270 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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Excellent. Think we will ever see this guy again?

CosmicMatt

634 posts

227 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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I'd call the Old Bill. Incidents like this need looking into.

I reckon someone has been reading up on Eastenders script and used it for tips...see I told you all it was true!

Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

251 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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rofl very good

ih8thisname

2,699 posts

230 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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rofl

mark69sheer

3,906 posts

232 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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Top thread posting...biggrin

Funnily enough I was dressed as a woman last night and picked up a punter in a plastic car he took me to some weird Halloween fest and dissapeared for a while. When I found him again he had a very red face and a young boy was rubbibg his bum.

507bhp

7,192 posts

217 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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clapclapideaclapclaphehe

silver.fox.2008

820 posts

220 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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V8mate said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
eightseventhree said:
While my son was eating candy floss, watching a fire eater a Halloween event, a weirdo put his arm around him thinking it was his "girlfriend".

Does your mrs look like a 12 year old boy . . I hope not

STAY AWAY!
I think the man you're looking for is called Mr K. D. Fiddler.
Muthafker drives a Lotus, I heard
Heard he's dyslexic too.

PhilLL

1,123 posts

230 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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Tell your son to stop raiding Mum's wardrobe

midget85

57 posts

219 months

LotusACBC

2,591 posts

314 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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Wasnt me! I swear it! smile

V8mate

45,899 posts

219 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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LotusACBC said:
Wasnt me! I swear it! smile
Save it for the judge Leroy and his pals in the State pen.

LukeBird

17,170 posts

239 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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rofl

tigger1

8,476 posts

251 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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mark69sheer said:
Top thread posting...biggrin

Funnily enough I was dressed as a woman last night and picked up a punter in a plastic car he took me to some weird Halloween fest and dissapeared for a while. When I found him again he had a very red face and a young boy was rubbibg his bum.
On a side-note...you do know somebody was recently arrested for writing a fantasy tale not too dis-similar to this?

mark69sheer

3,906 posts

232 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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tigger1 said:
mark69sheer said:
Top thread posting...biggrin

Funnily enough I was dressed as a woman last night and picked up a punter in a plastic car he took me to some weird Halloween fest and dissapeared for a while. When I found him again he had a very red face and a young boy was rubbibg his bum.
On a side-note...you do know somebody was recently arrested for writing a fantasy tale not too dis-similar to this?
I was aquitted...smile

tigger1

8,476 posts

251 months

Thursday 16th October 2008
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mark69sheer said:
tigger1 said:
mark69sheer said:
Top thread posting...biggrin

Funnily enough I was dressed as a woman last night and picked up a punter in a plastic car he took me to some weird Halloween fest and dissapeared for a while. When I found him again he had a very red face and a young boy was rubbibg his bum.
On a side-note...you do know somebody was recently arrested for writing a fantasy tale not too dis-similar to this?
I was aquitted...smile
Aquitted?

I thought you said <looks for link> that you were:

mark69sheer said:
"tied up and savagely spanked by a 15 year old school-girl who you'd just snorted coke off"
but my mistake.

The above may not be false, or true.


Edited by tigger1 on Thursday 16th October 00:44