Which meat would you be least willing to give up?
Which meat would you be least willing to give up?
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Nefarious

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989 posts

285 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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If you had to stike one meat and all its derivatives off your diet forever, which would be the last one to get the chop?

For me it would be a toss-up between pork and beef, and while beef is my favourite roast and the idea of never eating a steak again is to horrific to fully contemplate, I think the vote would have to go to pork, just for its sheer variety of must-have foods - palma ham, smoky bacon, gammon (personal fave comfort food), roast leg with crackling, speck, Chorizo, massive coiled cumberland sausages etc etc.

Jonny671

29,725 posts

209 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Chicken..

It's the only meat I eat laugh

Glassman

24,173 posts

235 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Pork - because it's closest to the taste of human.

Glassman

24,173 posts

235 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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thegavster said:
How do you know what human tastes like?
I've seen ALIVE, as well as the documentary about what really happened.

Nefarious

Original Poster:

989 posts

285 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Glassman said:
Pork - because it's closest to the taste of human.
Get some from here - http://www.sjc.com/manbeef/ and report back to us.tongue out

I doubt it's much like pork, as the flesh of carnivorous animals tends to be very dark and pungent. I've tried (what was claimed to be) lion meat and it was a like a stonger, tougher version of quite high venison (next strongest flavoured meat I can think of).

alman

796 posts

230 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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We aren't carnivorous, we're omnivorous like pigs. Also cannibals tend to call humans 'longpig' as apprently we're like a big long pig to them.
And my answer is beef.

Edited by alman on Friday 17th October 11:44

TheDetailDoctor

8,955 posts

230 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Elephants leg....

SkinnyBoy

4,635 posts

278 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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I'd have to say beef, I would cry for a bit as I adore steak, but the pig is a truly magical animal, it would make baby jesus cry if I denied myself its bounteous fruit.

Glassman

24,173 posts

235 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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thegavster said:
Glassman said:
thegavster said:
How do you know what human tastes like?
I've seen ALIVE, as well as the documentary about what really happened.
I'm worried it's the meat you'd be least willing to give up, do you have a lifelong craving to eat human?
No, but I do like a bit of swine.


i want an aero

642 posts

226 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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i just love sreak, but hardly eat it now it's mainly chicken. but would have to be pork,i love belly and bacon and sausages way too much

homicide

41,306 posts

207 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Hmmmmmm i cant choose between pork,beef and chicken! Beef has so many uses, mainly steak and ale pie, pork for bacon and roast pork with crackling, chicken because its so versatile...........sod it, beef!

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

213 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Lamb for sure lick

Although the thought of never having another bacon sarnie would probably break my heart...

spikeyhead

19,377 posts

217 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Pork is my favourite, especially when the pigs have spent their lives roaming free in an apple orchard.

Has more flavour than farmed wild boar.

Ordinary Bloke

4,559 posts

218 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Bacon - a mate said I was 'Beegan'...

jimbo65

752 posts

218 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Beef because I like it the most

Plotloss

67,280 posts

290 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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I've been pondering this most of the day and I'm still no closer to an answer.

As close as I could get would be say that I'd begrudingly give up Beef if I had to lose one but the meat I'd want to keep above all others, damn, thats hard.

deadslow

8,720 posts

243 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Nefarious said:
If you had to stike one meat and all its derivatives off your diet forever, which would be the last one to get the chop?

For me it would be a toss-up between pork and beef, and while beef is my favourite roast and the idea of never eating a steak again is to horrific to fully contemplate, I think the vote would have to go to pork, just for its sheer variety of must-have foods - palma ham, smoky bacon, gammon (personal fave comfort food), roast leg with crackling, speck, Chorizo, massive coiled cumberland sausages etc etc.
Honestly, forget striking meat from your diet. Go on a basic literacy course.

Ordinary Bloke

4,559 posts

218 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Plotloss said:
I've been pondering this most of the day and I'm still no closer to an answer.

As close as I could get would be say that I'd begrudingly give up Beef if I had to lose one but the meat I'd want to keep above all others, damn, thats hard.
Hard Meat? biggrin

elle

2,056 posts

232 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Slightly off subject, but i gave up eating meat 15 years ago.

Colonic irrigation now never needed biggrin

Plotloss

67,280 posts

290 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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elle said:
Slightly off subject, but i gave up eating meat 15 years ago.

Colonic irrigation now never needed biggrin
I must have something's flesh every day, a day without meat is a day wasted.

I have no need for colonic irrigation.

In fact, its almost impossible to imagine a scenario where colonic irrigation is needed.

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