When spellcheck makes you laugh...

[Nurburgsingh]

On a client site today and using OWA, the spell check wanted to change my name to....


"Satanist Catwalk"

[Vesuvius 996]

I sent an email to a Senior Director (who happens to be a 30-something MILF of the highest order) requesting a meeting, but acknowledging that becuase of her workload I might have to wait a while.

It read.........

Soovy's meting request said:

"Dear [name]

I need to talk to you about the Scorpion deal, as there are some gaps in the due diligence which concern me.

I have checked your diary, and see that you are extremely busty, and so I am keen to secure some time with you as soon as possible.


Regards

Soovy."

I received the following reply.

Toned MILF director's email said:

Soovy

Thank you for the note. I am available Monday at 4pm.

I am pleased you noticed. It's nice to know that even though I am a mother of three, someone still looks.


MILF

Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Friday 17th October 09:36

[Mc Lovin]

Vesuvius 996 said:

I sent an email to a senior director (who happens to be a MILF of the highest order) requesting a meeting, but ackonwledging that becuase of her workload I might have to wait a while.

It read.........

Soovy's meting request said:

"Dear [name]

I need to talk to you about the Scorpion deal, as there are some gaps in the due diligence which concern me.

I have checked your diary, and see that you are extremely busty, and so I am keen to secure some time with you as soon as possible.


Regards

Soovy."

I received the following reply.

Toned MILF director's email said:

Soovy

Thank you for the note. I am available Monday at 4pm.

I am pleased you noticed. It's nice to know that even though I am a mother of three, someone still looks.


MILF

get it done!

[Vesuvius 996]

[The Walrus]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Why are you still posting on here fella that was a grade a pass to the milfs magic garden !! go forth and forage or prosper or whatever floats your boat !!

[Big Rod]

Must remember that one!!

[crofty1984]

I was quite involved in the local music scene in my old hometown, Retford. Retford Music was often shortened to Retmus.
Word decided

Retford=Retard
Retmus=Rectums

Should have seen it as a wrning, I never did become a rock legend (outside my own mind)

[rhinochopig]

Not so much spellcheck, but a Dyslexic mate at another friends kid's Christening. In one of the passages he thought the words "...love assuage..." said love sausage. I've never been so embarrassed as this serious ceremony was ruined by the pair of us pissing ourselves laughing at the front of the Church. The more I tried to stop, the bigger the giggle loop got.

Edited by rhinochopig on Friday 17th October 10:23

Edited by rhinochopig on Friday 17th October 10:51

[V8mate]

Vesuvius 996 said:

I sent an email to a Senior Director (who happens to be a 30-something MILF of the highest order) requesting a meeting, but acknowledging that becuase of her workload I might have to wait a while.

It read.........

Soovy's meting request said:

"Dear [name]

I need to talk to you about the Scorpion deal, as there are some gaps in the due diligence which concern me.

I have checked your diary, and see that you are extremely busty, and so I am keen to secure some time with you as soon as possible.


Regards

Soovy."

I received the following reply.

Toned MILF director's email said:

Soovy

Thank you for the note. I am available Monday at 4pm.

I am pleased you noticed. It's nice to know that even though I am a mother of three, someone still looks.


MILF

[AbarthChris]

I once texted a girl - I want to lick your pussy...

Predictive text changed this to - I want to kick your puppy.



this may or may not be a joke

[Nurburgsingh]

Vesuvius 996 said:

I sent an email to a Senior Director (who happens to be a 30-something MILF of the highest order) requesting a meeting, but acknowledging that becuase of her workload I might have to wait a while.

It read.........

Soovy's meting request said:

"Dear [name]

I need to talk to you about the Scorpion deal, as there are some gaps in the due diligence which concern me.

I have checked your diary, and see that you are extremely busty, and so I am keen to secure some time with you as soon as possible.


Regards

Soovy."

I received the following reply.

Toned MILF director's email said:

Soovy

Thank you for the note. I am available Monday at 4pm.

I am pleased you noticed. It's nice to know that even though I am a mother of three, someone still looks.


MILF

Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Friday 17th October 09:36

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS POST IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES!

[Nurburgsingh]

AbarthChris said:

I once texted a girl - I want to lick your pussy...

Predictive text changed this to - I want to kick your puppy.



this may or may not be a joke

What kind of cat did she have?

[A1GOY]

AbarthChris said:

I once texted a girl - I want to lick your pussy...

Predictive text changed this to - I want to kick your puppy.



this may or may not be a joke

I want to dual your aunt...

Edited by A1GOY on Friday 17th October 10:50

[LadyHayles]

AbarthChris said:

I once texted a girl - I want to lick your pussy...

Predictive text changed this to - I want to kick your puppy.



this may or may not be a joke

That truly made me LOL - in the office! Strange looks from others and I have gone a great shade of red!

[V8mate]

AbarthChris said:

I once texted a girl - I want to lick your pussy...

Predictive text changed this to - I want to kick your puppy.

The reverse happened to me

[wildoliver]

I want to give you a good ducking!

Or type Panther in to your phone on predictive

[Mc Lovin]

wildoliver said:

I want to give you a good ducking!

Or type Panther in to your phone on predictive

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

[Roop]

MS Word changed the name of a mate from Angus to Anus without me noticing. Bit harsh as he's not a bad bloke.

[Barreti]

LOL
Will you show me your panther please miss?

[Firkin D]

Vesuvius 996 said:

I sent an email to a Senior Director (who happens to be a 30-something MILF of the highest order) requesting a meeting, but acknowledging that becuase of her workload I might have to wait a while.

It read.........

Soovy's meting request said:

"Dear [name]

I need to talk to you about the Scorpion deal, as there are some gaps in the due diligence which concern me.

I have checked your diary, and see that you are extremely busty, and so I am keen to secure some time with you as soon as possible.


Regards

Soovy."

I received the following reply.

Toned MILF director's email said:

Soovy

Thank you for the note. I am available Monday at 4pm.

I am pleased you noticed. It's nice to know that even though I am a mother of three, someone still looks.


MILF

Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Friday 17th October 09:36

Brilliant, could not contain the giggles in the office. They are beginning to get used to sudden outbursts from me now!

Edited by Firkin D on Friday 17th October 11:43