The Great..the one and only ..SMILE-LITERARY Competition
The Great..the one and only ..SMILE-LITERARY Competition
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V8 Vum

Original Poster:

3,206 posts

250 months

Saturday 18th October 2008
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A CHALLENGE TO ALL OUT THERE!

...Beat my 10 ...but the rules say that the smilies used must takes the place of a word or words, must be meaningful, in context with the story, which in turn MUST be related to our hobby and forum...and no repeats, and you can get them from any source provided they are tasteful! (heh!)

Mr Moderator...Is this OK?

There is SMILE-LITERARY prize for the most amusing prose that uses the most smilies!

I think I might try to persuade 'The Dark One' to donate a pair of mugs for the winner? Are you up for it Wayne?

If not...Then I will donate two of my own!

(Wonder-Wayne and me the judges!)
OK...Whos up for a crack at the title then?


......I'm W-ai-t-innnnnnng!


Keith

fastka

156 posts

217 months

Saturday 18th October 2008
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wavey Wayne!

When i read that you had sent my mugs i was very biggrin
but when they didn't come i felt frown and confused

maybe a bandit had got mad, put on a paperbag and robbed the postman!
was there a shoot out? did the cop get him? what will the judge do? will he shout at him?

I thought i should type something in order to resolve the situation rather than send the tank in.
It worked!
You read my post over your morning coffee and rather than getting grumpy or irked you said everything was cool and replacements were available.

But after i driving home i found a note.
It explained the situation!

There had been no robbery! I was just being silly
All my ranting was for nothing!

It was very simple...the boxedin was too big for my letterbox!

I felt like such a loser and after being on my soapbox and getting a headache for no reason, it teacher me a valuable lesson...Wayne, you're not evil you are an angel and we shall never argue again. I owe you a drink

at times my head was in a spin and it felt like i was banghead but you kept cool and now i'm on cloud9

scratchchin i've just had an idea
should this post win the prize then i say whack them on e-bay and donate the proceeds to whatever charity and we'll all be woohoo like it's a party at xmas

I bow down to your kindness, Wayne and ask everyone to join me in giving you a big clap

I'm going to say byebye and getmecoat

tumbleweed

Captain Slog

375 posts

226 months

Saturday 18th October 2008
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fastka said:
wavey Wayne!

When i read that you had sent my mugs i was very biggrin
but when they didn't come i felt frown and confused

maybe a bandit had got mad, put on a paperbag and robbed the postman!
was there a shoot out? did the cop get him? what will the judge do? will he shout at him?

I thought i should type something in order to resolve the situation rather than send the tank in.
It worked!
You read my post over your morning coffee and rather than getting grumpy or irked you said everything was cool and replacements were available.

But after i driving home i found a note.
It explained the situation!

There had been no robbery! I was just being silly
All my ranting was for nothing!

It was very simple...the boxedin was too big for my letterbox!

I felt like such a loser and after being on my soapbox and getting a headache for no reason, it teacher me a valuable lesson...Wayne, you're not evil you are an angel and we shall never argue again. I owe you a drink

at times my head was in a spin and it felt like i was banghead but you kept cool and now i'm on cloud9

scratchchin i've just had an idea
should this post win the prize then i say whack them on e-bay and donate the proceeds to whatever charity and we'll all be woohoo like it's a party at xmas

I bow down to your kindness, Wayne and ask everyone to join me in giving you a big clap

I'm going to say byebye and getmecoat

tumbleweed
As to the above post by FastKa,



J&j

66 posts

216 months

Saturday 18th October 2008
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two "cool" smilies! sorry fastka, but attention to detail is my job! frown but i still think it's unbeatable and well done on all the effort!

Edited by J&j on Saturday 18th October 14:08

V8 Vum

Original Poster:

3,206 posts

250 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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Cm'on Chaps...

This is for Charity....

Any other likely novelists out there?
readit

Keith

Stig

11,823 posts

313 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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V8 Vum said:
Cm'on Chaps...

This is for Charity....

Any other likely novelists out there?
readit

Keith
Sorry to be a killjoy chaps, but this isn't the Pie & Piston. As the thread has such a tenuous link to Ultima (other than the offer of the mugs I guess), I'm afraid it's got to be closed.

Feel free to open one up in the P&P.

Hope you understand - thanks smile
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