Colonic Irrigation

[Rags]

One of the lads at work, for some reason mentioned that his mrs had a colonic at the weekend.

God knows why we want to have this image in our heads!

Is it common place to have a hosepipe shoved up your rear?

And what is the purpose? I thought taking a dump was the way most people have a 'clearout'.

[john_r]

Guy I used to work with had one whilst on a 2 week health retreat in Austria - 'flushed out' a marble that he swallowed as a 10 year old some 20 years previously! As well as a couple of pounds of goo which he was told consisted mostly of undigested red-meat and other foods...

[Hoppy2008]

Rags said:

One of the lads at work, for some reason mentioned that his mrs had a colonic at the weekend.

God knows why we want to have this image in our heads!

Is it common place to have a hosepipe shoved up your rear?

And what is the purpose? I thought taking a dump was the way most people have a 'clearout'.

I've had about 3 or 4 over the last few years.
The lady who does mine is also a nutritionist so gives me tips for a healthy diet.
Plus your colon has a 'U-Bend' at the bottom. Some foods can get stuck in this for years, and a colonic flushes it out.
You would not believe the amount of st (pardon the pun) that comes out!

[507bhp]

I had it done, felt no different afterwards and then proceeded to fill myself back up with $hit.

[RemaL]

ewwwwwww sounds like a fun thing to do before going to the pub

[Swillsy]

I might need one for all the donner meat & cheese pizzas I ate at uni

[Motorrad]

If the 'therapist' is a pretty young female and she tries to hit the male G-spot at the same time I'm in.

[Robatr0n]

john_r said:

Guy I used to work with had one whilst on a 2 week health retreat in Austria - 'flushed out' a marble that he swallowed as a 10 year old some 20 years previously! As well as a couple of pounds of goo which he was told consisted mostly of undigested red-meat and other foods...

Come on John, don't be shy...it was you wasn't it?

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Rags said:

One of the lads at work, for some reason mentioned that his mrs had a colonic at the weekend.

God knows why we want to have this image in our heads!

Is it common place to have a hosepipe shoved up your rear?

And what is the purpose? I thought taking a dump was the way most people have a 'clearout'.

I do it every day. Remove the shower head so you just have the small hose end. Then allow the warm water to clean you internally. I know it sounds disgusting but it leaves you feeling really clean. I do odd hours at work and have a fear of using any loo other than my own.

Ok here we go. Bring it on

[RegMolehusband]

Having watched on TV an endoscope being pushed up my bum by an attractive trainee doctor whilst a nursie stroked my arm and having taken that awful stuff that cleans you out the previous day, I have to say the walls of my colon were totally debris-free and there were no nooks and crannies where stuff could hide for years.

So I's suggest a good Madras and a couple of beers probably achieves the same as a colonic irrigation.

[Bonnie and Clyde]

I cant believe i just pressed submit

[Hoppy2008]

Motorrad said:

If the 'therapist' is a pretty young female and she tries to hit the male G-spot at the same time I'm in.

Nothing at all sexy about it Im afraid mate.
The 'pretty young female' was about 55, put lube on her finger, then put her finger up my arse to feel which way my colon was going?!?!
then you lie on your back whilst log after log comes flying down a tube.
Its a very weird feeling having water sprayed up your bum until it feels like you are going to burst.

[Soovy]

Bonnie and Clyde said:

Rags said:

One of the lads at work, for some reason mentioned that his mrs had a colonic at the weekend.

God knows why we want to have this image in our heads!

Is it common place to have a hosepipe shoved up your rear?

And what is the purpose? I thought taking a dump was the way most people have a 'clearout'.

I do it every day. Remove the shower head so you just have the small hose end. Then allow the warm water to clean you internally. I know it sounds disgusting but it leaves you feeling really clean. I do odd hours at work and have a fear of using any loo other than my own.

Ok here we go. Bring it on

Jesus!

[HRG]

Soovy said:

Bonnie and Clyde said:

Rags said:

One of the lads at work, for some reason mentioned that his mrs had a colonic at the weekend.

God knows why we want to have this image in our heads!

Is it common place to have a hosepipe shoved up your rear?

And what is the purpose? I thought taking a dump was the way most people have a 'clearout'.

I do it every day. Remove the shower head so you just have the small hose end. Then allow the warm water to clean you internally. I know it sounds disgusting but it leaves you feeling really clean. I do odd hours at work and have a fear of using any loo other than my own.

Ok here we go. Bring it on

Jesus!

H.

[RegMolehusband]

Bonnie and Clyde said:

Rags said:

One of the lads at work, for some reason mentioned that his mrs had a colonic at the weekend.

God knows why we want to have this image in our heads!

Is it common place to have a hosepipe shoved up your rear?

And what is the purpose? I thought taking a dump was the way most people have a 'clearout'.

I do it every day. Remove the shower head so you just have the small hose end. Then allow the warm water to clean you internally. I know it sounds disgusting but it leaves you feeling really clean. I do odd hours at work and have a fear of using any loo other than my own.

Ok here we go. Bring it on

Christ!!!

Edited by RegMolehusband on Monday 20th October 14:43

[shadowninja]

Highly dangerous even in professional hands. Laceration of the colon can result in death. A hospital friend had to deal with someone who died of septic shock cos someone shoved a length of hosepipe up his arse... Your anus, your choice, though.

Edited by shadowninja on Monday 20th October 14:45

[Don]

Bonnie and Clyde said:

Rags said:

One of the lads at work, for some reason mentioned that his mrs had a colonic at the weekend.

God knows why we want to have this image in our heads!

Is it common place to have a hosepipe shoved up your rear?

And what is the purpose? I thought taking a dump was the way most people have a 'clearout'.

I do it every day. Remove the shower head so you just have the small hose end. Then allow the warm water to clean you internally. I know it sounds disgusting but it leaves you feeling really clean. I do odd hours at work and have a fear of using any loo other than my own.

Ok here we go. Bring it on

Oh boy.

Please. Get some help. I'll say no more...

[Hoppy2008]

Bonnie and Clyde said:

Rags said:

One of the lads at work, for some reason mentioned that his mrs had a colonic at the weekend.

God knows why we want to have this image in our heads!

Is it common place to have a hosepipe shoved up your rear?

And what is the purpose? I thought taking a dump was the way most people have a 'clearout'.

I do it every day. Remove the shower head so you just have the small hose end. Then allow the warm water to clean you internally. I know it sounds disgusting but it leaves you feeling really clean. I do odd hours at work and have a fear of using any loo other than my own.

Ok here we go. Bring it on

Who the hell posted this, Bonnie or Clyde?

[Motorrad]

Hoppy2008 said:

Motorrad said:

If the 'therapist' is a pretty young female and she tries to hit the male G-spot at the same time I'm in.

Nothing at all sexy about it Im afraid mate.
The 'pretty young female' was about 55, put lube on her finger, then put her finger up my arse to feel which way my colon was going?!?!
then you lie on your back whilst log after log comes flying down a tube.
Its a very weird feeling having water sprayed up your bum until it feels like you are going to burst.

You're going to the wrong places mate. I reckon there's a 'therapy centre' near most PHers if they do their research.

[Easy_Targa]

Rectum ?
Yep, blew their colons apart!