Earwigs - are they Extinct?

[Glassman]

I haven't seen one in years.

[sploosh]

Saw one yesterday.

It is now extinct.

[Glassman]

You won't go to heaven

[insanojackson]

saw one the other day at girlfriends house

[smutbag]

There are millions of them in my garden.

Horrible things.

[Get Karter]

Glassman said:

I haven't seen one in years.

Neither have I, come to think of it.

Good observation Glassman

There have been far more flying ants....maybe they have eaten all the baby Earwigs.

[Cara Van Man]

smutbag said:

There are millions of them in my garden.

Horrible things.

May I suggest keeping your bush better trimmed?

[smutbag]

What bush?

No seriously they seem to live under the paving slabs I have been ligting to bury my ex under

[ettore]

sploosh said:

Saw one yesterday.

It is now extinct.

ditto.

[Cara Van Man]

smutbag said:

What bush?

<wibble>

[BoRED S2upid]

Your just not looking hard enough, I saw one the other week, odd creatures

[Dirty Boy]

anniwiggles?

[HRG]

I thought earwigs were about the only thing that would survive a nuclear holocaust (vapourisation excluded)

[Cara Van Man]

HRG said:

I thought earwigs were about the only thing that would survive a nuclear holocaust (vapourisation excluded)

I doubt it.

How would they know how to put an NBC suit and respirator on?

[Dirty Boy]

Cara Van Man said:

HRG said:

I thought earwigs were about the only thing that would survive a nuclear holocaust (vapourisation excluded)

I doubt it.

How would they know how to put an NBC suit and respirator on?

that's why you've not seen any recently, they're in training.

[HRG]

Cara Van Man said:

HRG said:

I thought earwigs were about the only thing that would survive a nuclear holocaust (vapourisation excluded)

I doubt it.

How would they know how to put an NBC suit and respirator on?

That's the thing... I think they've got some sort of cunning built in arrangement. Cool

[ettore]

HRG said:

I thought earwigs were about the only thing that would survive a nuclear holocaust (vapourisation excluded)

No, that`s cockroaches.

[HRG]

ettore said:

HRG said:

I thought earwigs were about the only thing that would survive a nuclear holocaust (vapourisation excluded)

No, that`s cockroaches.

Ah, them's the badgers... Well cockroaches, but you get the idea. Do they have inbuilt NBC suits then?

[TankRizzo]

Loads of the buggers in my garden.

They always hide under the little green things that hold the tops of climber canes together.

[rude-boy]

You do know that they crawl into your ears at night and feast on your brain, using their pincers to rip bits of flesh off?