Wedding Test
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JimNotJon

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761 posts

238 months

Tuesday 21st October 2008
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THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations . She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter . Welcome to the family.'



And the moral of this story is:





Always keep your condoms in your car.





(Shamlessly stolen from another forum, thought it was quite good!, Looks out for the repost Police)

LDNrevs

9,308 posts

232 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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JimNotJon said:
THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations . She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter . Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car.
Brilliant!

Rawwr

22,722 posts

263 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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Welcome to the world of yesterday.

ukwill

10,129 posts

236 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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Soovy said:
I hope you told your future bride and her family to go f k themselves.

Wedding would be OFF for me.
Exactly. Ruining your opportunity to get your back wheels into the sister is bang out of order.

Super Bad

556 posts

241 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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hehe

sday12

5,067 posts

240 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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10,000,000 years old

Maxf

8,443 posts

270 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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JimNotJon said:
THE WEDDING TEST

And the moral of this story is:





Always keep your condoms in your horse drawn carriage.
EFA

randomman

2,215 posts

218 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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HI! I'm from WWII and I want my joke back!

SleeperCell

5,591 posts

271 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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randomman said:


HI! I'm from WWII and I want my joke back!
It's actually from WW1 smile

Silverbullet767

11,233 posts

235 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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SleeperCell said:
randomman said:
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HI! I'm from WWII and I want my joke back!
It's actually from WW1 smile
same thing.....biglaugh

GingerWizard

4,721 posts

227 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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There would be blood.... and death and no wedding.

Crimson Tide

5,037 posts

243 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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GingerWizard said:
There would be blood.... and death and no wedding.
Jeez, you sound like a handful in bed.

I'd never heard the joke before by the way. I quite enjoyed it.