Annoying a pregnant woman

[RSP]

I know this isn't actually a very good idea but being a guy, the whole pregnancy thing isn't the most exciting thing in the world until the little one arrives.
So I have been looking for things like extravagant race car beds, silly or expensive gadgets that I know will annoy her. So any ideas? The plus side being that there may be some good ideas and I may actually buy something.

This is definitely being purchased, £240, but the coolest high chair i have seen.
http://www.babyworld.co.uk/information/reviews/pro...

[carerra g tea]

Sure, fill your house up with chav tat.

[Scott328i]

carerra g tea said:

Sure, fill your house up with chav tat.

FFS go see the other thread about snobbery cock end


Chair looks cool

[Zod]

"Annoying a pregnant woman" is a phrase that should be as current as "falling off a log". It makes more sense too.

[carerra g tea]

Scott328i said:

carerra g tea said:

Sure, fill your house up with chav tat.

FFS go see the other thread about snobbery cock end


Chair looks cool

Looks like chav tat. Ooh, look, it looks like a hard-boiled egg.

[missy-a-k]

http://www.modernnursery.com/itemsDetail.cfm/Husha...

would be slightly dubious about putting a small child in that

[Mr Will]

We've just bought one of these: tummytub

Not particularly expensive, but a cool gadget, and cute!

disclaimer: haven't had a chance to try it yet, baby not due til tomorrow!

[RSP]

carerra g tea said:

Scott328i said:

carerra g tea said:

Sure, fill your house up with chav tat.

FFS go see the other thread about snobbery cock end


Chair looks cool

Looks like chav tat. Ooh, look, it looks like a hard-boiled egg.

Value added

[crofty1984]

carerra g tea said:

Scott328i said:

carerra g tea said:

Sure, fill your house up with chav tat.

FFS go see the other thread about snobbery cock end


Chair looks cool

Looks like chav tat. Ooh, look, it looks like a hard-boiled egg.

OK, show us your suggestions.

[Davi]

RSP said:

This is definitely being purchased, £240, but the coolest high chair i have seen.
http://www.babyworld.co.uk/information/reviews/pro...

Don't - going on the comments we heard while looking for one it's utter cack. Everywhere we went the staff mentioned complaints about it. Looks great, doesn't perform.

[Justayellowbadge]

Stokke Tripp trapp.

Cannot be bettered, IMO.

[Tony*T3]

Best way to annoy a pregnant woman is to take no intrest in the proceeding and not spend a penny on kiddy stuff until you've seen the child, so tht you can assure yourself it doesnt look like the milkman/your best mate etc....

[Zod]

Justayellowbadge said:

Stokke Tripp trapp.

Cannot be bettered, IMO.

Agreed. You can keep using it as the child gets older.

[smutbag]

Forgive me for being stupid but why the fk would you want to annoy a pregnant woman? One they are irrational enough in that condition, two she is carrying your child and you want to raise her blood pressure? Do you realise what that can do?

[Tony*T3]

smutbag said:

Forgive me for being stupid but why the fk would you want to annoy a pregnant woman? One they are irrational enough in that condition, two she is carrying your child and you want to raise her blood pressure? Do you realise what that can do?

That has yet to be proved!!


Joking aside, agreed. Womens brains turn to mush during this process, so best treat with kid gloves and spoil them with attention and concern. Its a life of pain otherwise...

[Davi]

Tony*T3 said:

Womens brains turn to mush during this process, so best treat with kid gloves and spoil them with attention and concern. Its a life of pain otherwise...

It's a proven fact that all babies get their intelligence from their mothers - they syphon it off straight through the umbilical chord. After giving birth women tend to be thick as two short planks.

Edited by Davi on Wednesday 22 October 11:15

[cslgirl]

Bumbo's are good for babies who can't sit up on their own

[Davi]

cslgirl said:

Bumbo's are good for babies who can't sit up on their own

We have one of those - little fecker worked out how to swing his weight around till he could topple it

[Poledriver]

Buy her some really lovely looking shoes, she'll go mad when she can't see what they look like on!

[cslgirl]

LOL My one kept arching her back to try and get out. We got a tray for it and that solved the problem