Ideal Night Out

[Scott328i]

Right...

Having mullered a faid few pints of fizzy piss (carling) and one large donner kebab with a few of the boys, that was pretty ideal.

what would be your ideal night out, be it with the misses or your mstes?

[Slyjoe]

Five or six pints with my mates in the local, pop up and see the girlfriend for a bit of rough anal, back home by twelve to pop it in the missus.
No kebab for me.

[Scott328i]

Slyjoe said:

Five or six pints with my mates in the local, pop up and see the girlfriend for a bit of rough anal, back home by twelve to pop it in the missus.
No kebab for me.

you just enjoy your birds badly packed kebab instead?

[Technonotice]

bar > meet women > go with them to a club > get taxi home avoiding food poisoning > shag

OR

bar > UBER rave > sleep

I'm a simple creature tbh

[DangerousMike]

prfer staying in and researching the best way to catalogue my model car collection.

[Scott328i]

never been to a rave ...

mind, i dom't do drug's so probably wouldn't fit in...

[Ordinary Bloke]

Why do I think this thread's going to go downhill?

[NiceCupOfTea]

Ordinary Bloke said:

Why do I think this thread's going to go downhill?

Because they all do?

[slideways]

best night out for me is a night in with the missus
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Edited by slideways on Wednesday 22 October 23:43

[Technonotice]

Scott328i said:

Slyjoe said:

Five or six pints with my mates in the local, pop up and see the girlfriend for a bit of rough anal, back home by twelve to pop it in the missus.
No kebab for me.

you just enjoy your birds badly packed kebab instead?

[CosmicMatt]

Night out at the race track.
Night in, in front of the telly.
Night in, if I can get the missus in the mood, very rare...
or Night out because missus wasn't in the mood.

If only Carslberg made simplicity.

[Pigeon]

slideways said:

best night out for me is a night in with the missus
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You won't get any from me for that...

[ManicMushroom]

bottle of JD and coca cola - out pubbing and meet some fine bit of ass - carry on drinking with said fine peice of ass - go back to mine/hers for a shag - keebab(chicken or donna not fussed really) and then sleep.

[The Ben]

I chuck getting laid by a fit woman (doesnt really have to be that fit when your sober..) and anything else and before and infront will not spoil that night!

Many a time I have gone to bed with a sweet filly and woke up next to a fat cow!!!

[okgo]

One that is not planned...and ends a long way from where it started..

Take Saturday night per example.. I go for a couple of beers by the river at about 8pm..Fast forward 10 hours I am falling out of The End in Tottenham Court Road.

What happened in the middle I do not know.

[G'kar]

I enjoy breen.

[thehawk]

Pre-dinner drinks in a nice pub, followed by a Michelin starred restaurant, then off to a cocktail bar in Chelsea, later on maybe spend a few hundred in a place like Mahiki, then a £60 Chinese we on the way home.

[NiceCupOfTea]

okgo said:

One that is not planned...and ends a long way from where it started..

Take Saturday night per example.. I go for a couple of beers by the river at about 8pm..Fast forward 10 hours I am falling out of The End in Tottenham Court Road.

What happened in the middle I do not know.

How do you know it was a good night then?

[okgo]

NiceCupOfTea said:

okgo said:

One that is not planned...and ends a long way from where it started..

Take Saturday night per example.. I go for a couple of beers by the river at about 8pm..Fast forward 10 hours I am falling out of The End in Tottenham Court Road.

What happened in the middle I do not know.

How do you know it was a good night then?

I must have been enjoying it otherwise I woudl have left..

[NiceCupOfTea]

Got to say, memory loss doesn't figure in a good night out for me!