Your biggest faux par?
Discussion
Faux pas? (sp) Mistake? Wrong doing?
PH seems to have its fair share of 'I've been a tit...' threads. From pissing in kettles to texting your wife a message intended for a the bit on the side.
So what's yours?
I'm sure there are plenty that despite my 21/22 years I've managed to block out of my memory.
I think the worse for me though happened a couple of summers ago. It was a beautiful day out - for once - a clear blue sky, baking sun and smiles all round. I knocked on the door to the girlfriends house where I was greeted on the doorstep by her older and prettier sister. '****'* just gone to the shop, she'll be back in five...come in and wait'.
To this day I still remember the older sister was wearing a nice white thong/bikini, beads of water from the paddling pool were dripping down her long, long legs! One thing led to another and...
when the girlfriend returned home she caught the sister and I 'committed' on HER bed. 'Hiya hunny, wanna join in?' Out she storms followed by naked me and naked sister down the stairs and into the lounge where her mother/father were sitting after just returning home also! I don't understand why I've never received a Christmas card from them since. Any ideas?
Well its that or partaking in a drunken threesome with two older women, the taxi ride which led to that threesome was recorded by my 'best mate' in the passenger seat of the taxi - that video did the loop and I didn't live it down for ages. Quoted by many for ages the taxi drivers only sentence 'ooh looks like he got lucky' and cue lots of laughter.
I think I've learnt a valuable lesson.
1. Don't get drunk.
2. Don't get involved with partners family.
3. Keep it in my trousers.
4. Mates like stitching you up.
5. Video phones are dangerous.
Go on then boys and girls, any better?
PH seems to have its fair share of 'I've been a tit...' threads. From pissing in kettles to texting your wife a message intended for a the bit on the side.
So what's yours?
I'm sure there are plenty that despite my 21/22 years I've managed to block out of my memory.
I think the worse for me though happened a couple of summers ago. It was a beautiful day out - for once - a clear blue sky, baking sun and smiles all round. I knocked on the door to the girlfriends house where I was greeted on the doorstep by her older and prettier sister. '****'* just gone to the shop, she'll be back in five...come in and wait'.
To this day I still remember the older sister was wearing a nice white thong/bikini, beads of water from the paddling pool were dripping down her long, long legs! One thing led to another and...
when the girlfriend returned home she caught the sister and I 'committed' on HER bed. 'Hiya hunny, wanna join in?' Out she storms followed by naked me and naked sister down the stairs and into the lounge where her mother/father were sitting after just returning home also! I don't understand why I've never received a Christmas card from them since. Any ideas?
Well its that or partaking in a drunken threesome with two older women, the taxi ride which led to that threesome was recorded by my 'best mate' in the passenger seat of the taxi - that video did the loop and I didn't live it down for ages. Quoted by many for ages the taxi drivers only sentence 'ooh looks like he got lucky' and cue lots of laughter.
I think I've learnt a valuable lesson.
1. Don't get drunk.
2. Don't get involved with partners family.
3. Keep it in my trousers.
4. Mates like stitching you up.
5. Video phones are dangerous.
Go on then boys and girls, any better?
Edited by CosmicMatt on Friday 24th October 15:08
I once had a conversation with someone at work about how I reckoned that there was almost no such thing as instant death. My example was that if you jumped off the top of a tall building I reckoned you'd probably die quickly, but not instantly. Like in car accidents, I reckon there are almost always a couple of moments after the event where you get the chance to think 'Oh s
t...'.
The girl on the opposite side of the desk to me had a boyfriend who committed suicide by jumping off a cliff...
Didn't realise what I'd done for ages afterwards.
t...'.The girl on the opposite side of the desk to me had a boyfriend who committed suicide by jumping off a cliff...
Didn't realise what I'd done for ages afterwards.The jiffle king said:
Not my biggest, but:
Secret Santa..... I gave some shot glasses to a recovering alcoholic...
Person went off in tears, management demanded to know who had done this....I was new and didn't know...
T-J-K
Secret Santa..... I gave some shot glasses to a recovering alcoholic...
Person went off in tears, management demanded to know who had done this....I was new and didn't know...
T-J-K
:thumbsup: I just laughed so hard I nearly fell off of the chair! I bet to watch it was like something out of a comedy sketch.
NobleGuy said:
I once had a conversation with someone at work about how I reckoned that there was almost no such thing as instant death. My example was that if you jumped off the top of a tall building I reckoned you'd probably die quickly, but not instantly.
Watching the recent series of The Tudors had me wondering the same thing. They chop your head off; it's an absolutely instantaneous act. Does your brain take a few seconds to notice the lack of blood being pumped, during which your head is laying there, the world at 90 degrees, thinking.... 'fk my thoat is sore and this really sucks', or 'my fingers have all gone numb', or 'I need a wee, or do I?'Anyway. As you were.
Gylen said:
CosmicMatt said:
Go on then boys and girls, any better?
Nope. Nothing can top your escapades Big Guy Edited by CosmicMatt on Friday 24th October 15:08
You're tops in my book...Do you have a cool nickname?It was something I did when I was young, I'm not ashamed of it. Just wanted to see what others have got upto...either that or you're just a boring, cynical b
d.Gylen said:
CosmicMatt said:
Go on then boys and girls, any better?
Nope. Nothing can top your escapades Big Guy Edited by CosmicMatt on Friday 24th October 15:08
You're tops in my book...Do you have a cool nickname?
You're missing the point Gylen. You don't have to have literally done something to type that you have done it on the internet.
CosmicMatt said:
Gylen said:
CosmicMatt said:
Go on then boys and girls, any better?
Nope. Nothing can top your escapades Big Guy Edited by CosmicMatt on Friday 24th October 15:08
You're tops in my book...Do you have a cool nickname?It was something I did when I was young, I'm not ashamed of it. Just wanted to see what others have got upto...either that or you're just a boring, cynical b
d.Having been using this site for nearly a year did you really think that you could post a couple of porn-mag fantasy style anecdotes without folk taking the piss?
I think that you've got off lightly mate!
CosmicMatt said:
Gylen said:
CosmicMatt said:
Go on then boys and girls, any better?
Nope. Nothing can top your escapades Big Guy Edited by CosmicMatt on Friday 24th October 15:08
You're tops in my book...Do you have a cool nickname?It was something I did when I was young, I'm not ashamed of it. Just wanted to see what others have got upto...either that or you're just a boring, cynical b
d.adycav said:
CosmicMatt said:
Gylen said:
CosmicMatt said:
Go on then boys and girls, any better?
Nope. Nothing can top your escapades Big Guy Edited by CosmicMatt on Friday 24th October 15:08
You're tops in my book...Do you have a cool nickname?It was something I did when I was young, I'm not ashamed of it. Just wanted to see what others have got upto...either that or you're just a boring, cynical b
d.Having been using this site for nearly a year did you really think that you could post a couple of porn-mag fantasy style anecdotes without folk taking the piss?
I think that you've got off lightly mate!
Anyway thats what PH is all about, people taking the piss and 'you' trying to give as good as you get. In my case it doesn't work, when I'm trying sarcasm it goes amiss, when I'm making a joke it goes amiss, etc.
Gylen said:
CosmicMatt said:
Gylen said:
CosmicMatt said:
Go on then boys and girls, any better?
Nope. Nothing can top your escapades Big Guy Edited by CosmicMatt on Friday 24th October 15:08
You're tops in my book...Do you have a cool nickname?It was something I did when I was young, I'm not ashamed of it. Just wanted to see what others have got upto...either that or you're just a boring, cynical b
d.Gassing Station | The Pie & Piston Archive | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff