Unexpected surprise

[Carpie]

I just bit into a Kit Kat to discover it was all chocolate.

This has only happened to me three times in my life.

It's like buying a car and finding £1million in the glovebox, or going on a blind date and discovering she's Holly Willoughby.

[10 Pence Short]

That's awful! You've been robbed of biscuityness.

It's like getting into a 911 and finding it's powered by a diesel.

[blindswelledrat]

It is nothing like those two at all.
The later two would not happen in 10 lifetimes let alone 3 times.
Further-the other two would be really good if they happened.
Finding a pure chocolate kit kat is crap because its st chocolate and if you wanted pure chocolate you would simply buy a chocolate bar.

[Chris71]

10 Pence Short said:

It's like getting into a 911 and finding it's powered by a diesel.

Or they've put the engine in a really silly place. Oh no, hang on...

[Carpie]

It's exactly like those two. It's something about the shape of the bar, makes it taste better.

You mean I'm not going to one day go on a blind date with Holly? I was sort of counting on it.

[Poledriver]

Chris71 said:

10 Pence Short said:

It's like getting into a 911 and finding it's powered by a diesel.

Or they've put the engine in a really silly place. Oh no, hang on...

[Ozone]

Is it made by Nestle??

[Zod]

"Unexpected surprise"?

How many surprises are expected?

[Hedders]

Carpie said:

I just bit into a Kit Kat to discover it was all chocolate.

This has only happened to me three times in my life.

I am not suprised it has only happened three times!!!

Kit Kat only release these special 100% chocolate bars very rarely as a special promotion. Did you not notice that there was a number printed on the bottom of the chocolate bar that you were supposed to phone to claim the big prize??

Oh well...maybe next time.

[TedMaul]

Zod said:

"Unexpected surprise"?

How many surprises are expected?

Ones that are "Almost unique"

[gazza_3]

Zod said:

"Unexpected surprise"?

How many surprises are expected?

All of the expected ones .

[G'kar]

Zod said:

"Unexpected surprise"?

How many surprises are expected?

Those that are a 'free gift'

[parakitaMol.]

Ozone said:

Is it made by Nestle??

DON'T EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's made from babies tongues.

And kittens were stamped on.

[BigLepton]

TedMaul said:

Zod said:

"Unexpected surprise"?

How many surprises are expected?

Ones that are "Almost unique"

Now you're starting to confuse the OP by likening his tautology to your split infinitive. . . .

[Carpie]

Hedders said:

Kit Kat only release these special 100% chocolate bars very rarely as a special promotion. Did you not notice that there was a number printed on the bottom of the chocolate bar that you were supposed to phone to claim the big prize??

Oh well...maybe next time.

Ahhh, balls!

Yorkies? Hell no, I'd rather eat the wrapper.

I think the appeal was the scarcity value. If you eat a Dairy Milk that anyone can go and buy it's not special. Because you can't just go and buy an all-choc Kit Kat, it makes it a rarity. A bit like eating the shroud of Turin, or something.

[10 Pence Short]

Carpie said:

Hedders said:

Kit Kat only release these special 100% chocolate bars very rarely as a special promotion. Did you not notice that there was a number printed on the bottom of the chocolate bar that you were supposed to phone to claim the big prize??

Oh well...maybe next time.

Ahhh, balls!

Yorkies? Hell no, I'd rather eat the wrapper.

I think the appeal was the scarcity value. If you eat a Dairy Milk that anyone can go and buy it's not special. Because you can't just go and buy an all-choc Kit Kat, it makes it a rarity. A bit like eating the shroud of Turin, or something.

I suppose if the KitKat episode excited you so much, the opportunity to partake in a Two Cup would make you st yourself. Which would be quite handy, probably.

[GTIR]

Chris71 said:

10 Pence Short said:

It's like getting into a 911 and finding it's powered by a diesel.

Or they've put the engine in a really silly place. Oh no, hang on...

Quite literally!

[MK4 Slowride]

I had a cheese triangle (Laughing Cow) that was completely solid.

[wadgebeast]

All of the yorkie bars in military ration packs have a special wrapper "Not for Civvies"

[bigTee]

complain. they will send you a cheque for £2.38