Weather in brum

[anonymous-user]

I'm going to be travelling to dudley in the next week or so, and as it has been doing the white fluffy thing recently, just wondering, what are the roads like round the brum area? any issues near dudley i should know about? going to jews lane if that helps!

[Shaw Tarse]

Roads are usual potholed crap found elsewhere in the UK
Have you bought a phrase book?
Kipper tie?

[roger1197]

avve yo add yo'er injections, yoe'ull need a good oss ter get yer up Jew's Laine, the roads ayy that bad no mewer, the couwncil filled the oles with slack off the pit.
Mek shuwer yo bring plenty a money fer beer, fakes & yer faggots 'n' paes, if yo keep pigeons, bring em, we loike ter raice forreners.
Weer bin yo stoppin, I con let yer noe weer to gerra a gudd plaite a baacon an a bostin pint a mild

[Shaw Tarse]

roger1197 said:

avve yo add yo'er injections, yoe'ull need a good oss ter get yer up Jew's Laine, the roads ayy that bad no mewer, the couwncil filled the oles with slack off the pit.
Mek shuwer yo bring plenty a money fer beer, fakes & yer faggots 'n' paes, if yo keep pigeons, bring em, we loike ter raice forreners.
Weer bin yo stoppin, I con let yer noe weer to gerra a gudd plaite a baacon an a bostin pint a mild

I can translate that more easily than some of the txt spk that appears on PH.

[anonymous-user]

roger1197 said:

avve yo add yo'er injections, yoe'ull need a good oss ter get yer up Jew's Laine, the roads ayy that bad no mewer, the couwncil filled the oles with slack off the pit.
Mek shuwer yo bring plenty a money fer beer, fakes & yer faggots 'n' paes, if yo keep pigeons, bring em, we loike ter raice forreners.
Weer bin yo stoppin, I con let yer noe weer to gerra a gudd plaite a baacon an a bostin pint a mild

that is by far and away the funniest thing i have seen on PH! Nice one, i can even understand it, as for the kipper tie, two sugars for me please!

[Shaw Tarse]

homicide said:

roger1197 said:

avve yo add yo'er injections, yoe'ull need a good oss ter get yer up Jew's Laine, the roads ayy that bad no mewer, the couwncil filled the oles with slack off the pit.
Mek shuwer yo bring plenty a money fer beer, fakes & yer faggots 'n' paes, if yo keep pigeons, bring em, we loike ter raice forreners.
Weer bin yo stoppin, I con let yer noe weer to gerra a gudd plaite a baacon an a bostin pint a mild

that is by far and away the funniest thing i have seen on PH! Nice one, i can even understand it, as for the kipper tie, two sugars for me please!

Yoe'ull fit in marmite!

[anonymous-user]

Ace! Is the glyn arms still upright in himley? Now thats an ace pub to take the unsuspecting too!

[roger1197]

Naah, all the proppa bewzers am shuttin, caw bloody smoke insoide anymewer, Dommys ay tha saime, a pint 'n' a pork pie doe goo dow roite without a faike after.
Iss all them lardy de dar plaices now full a posh fokes drinkin coade larger, even the scratchins ay the saime

[anonymous-user]

roger1197 said:

Naah, all the proppa bewzers am shuttin, caw bloody smoke insoide anymewer, Dommys ay tha saime, a pint 'n' a pork pie doe goo dow roite without a faike after.
Iss all them lardy de dar plaices now full a posh fokes drinkin coade larger, even the scratchins ay the saime

OMG, i just got in and saw this, that is soooo funny, thanks for making me lfaff after a ste day at work!

[Clammy]

http://www.virtualbrum.co.uk/slang_p_t.htm

HTH

[Rotten Egg]

homicide said:

Ace! Is the glyn arms still upright in himley? Now thats an ace pub to take the unsuspecting too!

Yep !

Still one of the best pints of Bankss around here.

[Shaw Tarse]

homicide said:

Ace! Is the glyn arms still upright in himley? Now thats an ace pub to take the unsuspecting too!

Oh the Crooked House!
Probably the only pub where you feel more when you walk in than after a few

[brum]

It woe be snowin in brum cos it ay eye enuf. Yow might get some in dudley 'cos its built on a mossive bonk aye it?

[roger1197]

Shaw Tarse said:

homicide said:

Ace! Is the glyn arms still upright in himley? Now thats an ace pub to take the unsuspecting too!

Oh the Crooked House!
Probably the only pub where you feel more when you walk in than after a few

Crucked ouwse!!!!!

Powsers boozer, yo need a real drinkin ouwse, Shoulder 'o' Mutton - Blackheath, Jasper's - Cradley Heath, Round 'o' Beef - Colley Gate, Dog & Lampost - Brierley Hill.
Spitoowns, soarwdust, maite pieyes, warm beer, lockins, cock fightin, pidgun raicin, full english with a Banks' mild, black market outdewer, wot moower dun yer want?

[Ry_B]

brum said:

It woe be snowin in brum cos it ay eye enuf. Yow might get some in dudley 'cos its built on a mossive bonk aye it?

mate no brummies actually speak like that (to be honest, thats black country which is a totally different accent)

modern brummies dont speak like the rest of the country perceive them to do so! Tends to only be the older generation that do, so it'll die out in 20-30 years

Edited by Ry_B on Thursday 30th October 21:10

[roger1197]

Ry_B said:

brum said:

It woe be snowin in brum cos it ay eye enuf. Yow might get some in dudley 'cos its built on a mossive bonk aye it?

mate no brummies actually speak like that (to be honest, thats black country which is a totally different accent)

modern brummies dont speak like the rest of the country perceive them to do so! Tends to only be the older generation that do, so it'll die out in 20-30 years

Edited by Ry_B on Thursday 30th October 21:10

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Thats Tipton Speak, if I have deciphered the written into spoken correctly, there are dialects in abundance here.
I was born/bred Black Country, there were different dialects in areas measured in streets.
At school, kids from around pronounced words differently and the same words used in a sentence often meant something totally different.
The origin was the trade in which the families worked, nail making, mining, iron foundries and in the main chain and anchor production. My grandfather, who died before I got here, worked on a team that FORGED the anchors for the Titanic, according to family history there was great rivalry between work teams that lived only streets apart and spoke totally different languages.
The current general opinion of the Brummie dialect is way off and is a result of media piss takes which are totally wrong.

[brum]

Ry_B said:

brum said:

It woe be snowin in brum cos it ay eye enuf. Yow might get some in dudley 'cos its built on a mossive bonk aye it?

mate no brummies actually speak like that (to be honest, thats black country which is a totally different accent)

modern brummies dont speak like the rest of the country perceive them to do so! Tends to only be the older generation that do, so it'll die out in 20-30 years

Edited by Ry_B on Thursday 30th October 21:10

Thanks for the tip. I only lived in Dudley for the first 20 years of my life so this is excellent information

[anonymous-user]

This thread has kept me amused for hours, and im so glad the crooked house is still there, going to take the OH there for a jar or two!

[brum]

Owurs? Cor yow read no fasta?

[anonymous-user]

brum said:

Owurs? Cor yow read no fasta?

Yep, but keep coming back to put a smile on me face!