Interesting Advert in the Local Rag
Interesting Advert in the Local Rag
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GTO Scott

Original Poster:

3,816 posts

254 months

Thursday 30th October 2008
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Only in Cornwall:

Volunteer Advert said:
St.Austell Rifle & Pistol Club
Poltair Road,
St. Austell

Registered Charity 257789

We are urgently looking for a volunteer to manage rifle shooting for the blind in St. Austell.

We meet every Wednesday from 2 - 4 pm, but the volunteer needs to be there from 1 - 5 pm to prepare the range and restore it afterwards.

Many helpers are available.

Full training would be given.
I'm sure that regardless of any disability, everyone should be given the chance..... but blind rifle practice?

yikes


filski666

3,874 posts

222 months

Thursday 30th October 2008
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no it is easy - just give them blanks and say:

"ooh - nice shot"
or
"oh, that one was close, try again"
or
"Blimey - you couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo, I suggest you stick to cricket"

at random

andy400

11,723 posts

261 months

Thursday 30th October 2008
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filski666 said:
no it is easy - just give them blanks and say:

"ooh - nice shot"
or
"oh, that one was close, try again"
or
"Blimey - you couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo, I suggest you stick to cricket"

at random
rofl

I hate myself for laughing....... hehe

Correct Change

32,880 posts

247 months

Thursday 30th October 2008
quotequote all
filski666 said:
no it is easy - just give them blanks and say:

"ooh - nice shot"
or
"oh, that one was close, try again"
or
"Blimey - you couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo, I suggest you stick to cricket"

at random
Or even better, just go silent after the first shot. Maybe gargle a bit.

john_r

8,354 posts

301 months

Thursday 30th October 2008
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Correct Change said:
filski666 said:
no it is easy - just give them blanks and say:

"ooh - nice shot"
or
"oh, that one was close, try again"
or
"Blimey - you couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo, I suggest you stick to cricket"

at random
Or even better, just go silent after the first shot. Maybe gargle a bit.
rofl

mechsympathy

58,715 posts

285 months

Thursday 30th October 2008
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GTO Scott said:
Only in Cornwall:

Volunteer Advert said:
to prepare the range and restore it afterwards.
yikes
eekHow much restoration does it need? And is an hour enough?hehe

james_tigerwoods

16,347 posts

227 months

Thursday 30th October 2008
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This is brilliant - I'm going to apply smile

monthefish

20,467 posts

261 months

Thursday 30th October 2008
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Correct Change said:
filski666 said:
no it is easy - just give them blanks and say:

"ooh - nice shot"
or
"oh, that one was close, try again"
or
"Blimey - you couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo, I suggest you stick to cricket"

at random
Or even better, just go silent after the first shot. Maybe gargle a bit.
biglaugh

(evil)

Dolf

487 posts

243 months

Thursday 30th October 2008
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... and yet, it does exist! A special device is mounted on the barrel that interacts with the target - as the rifle is pointing closer and closer to the bull on the target a sound is generated; the pitch changes depending on how close to the bull the rifle is pointing at the time. The trick is of course to release the shot at the right time, but instead of using a visual aid (like a metal sight or scope), an aural aid is used here.

Anyway, enough of teacher and more of hehe - as you were!

Dolf

487 posts

243 months

Thursday 30th October 2008
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monthefish said:
Correct Change said:
filski666 said:
no it is easy - just give them blanks and say:

"ooh - nice shot"
or
"oh, that one was close, try again"
or
"Blimey - you couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo, I suggest you stick to cricket"

at random
Or even better, just go silent after the first shot. Maybe gargle a bit.
biglaugh

(evil)
I shouldn't really, but still...

rofl

bigTee

5,546 posts

251 months

Thursday 30th October 2008
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Correct Change said:
filski666 said:
no it is easy - just give them blanks and say:

"ooh - nice shot"
or
"oh, that one was close, try again"
or
"Blimey - you couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo, I suggest you stick to cricket"

at random
Or even better, just go silent after the first shot. Maybe gargle a bit.
hehe

Twincam16

27,647 posts

288 months

Thursday 30th October 2008
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mechsympathy said:
GTO Scott said:
Only in Cornwall:

Volunteer Advert said:
to prepare the range and restore it afterwards.
yikes
eekHow much restoration does it need? And is an hour enough?hehe
Depends how many bodies there are.

GTO Scott

Original Poster:

3,816 posts

254 months

Thursday 30th October 2008
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Dolf said:
... and yet, it does exist! A special device is mounted on the barrel that interacts with the target - as the rifle is pointing closer and closer to the bull on the target a sound is generated; the pitch changes depending on how close to the bull the rifle is pointing at the time. The trick is of course to release the shot at the right time, but instead of using a visual aid (like a metal sight or scope), an aural aid is used here.

Anyway, enough of teacher and more of hehe - as you were!
I thought there had to be more to it than simply sitting the blind chap down and telling him to blast away until he ran out of ammunition.... laugh

Dolf

487 posts

243 months

Friday 31st October 2008
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GTO Scott said:
Dolf said:
... and yet, it does exist! A special device is mounted on the barrel that interacts with the target - as the rifle is pointing closer and closer to the bull on the target a sound is generated; the pitch changes depending on how close to the bull the rifle is pointing at the time. The trick is of course to release the shot at the right time, but instead of using a visual aid (like a metal sight or scope), an aural aid is used here.

Anyway, enough of teacher and more of hehe - as you were!
I thought there had to be more to it than simply sitting the blind chap down and telling him to blast away until he ran out of ammunition.... laugh
Here's the scary bit: it would be standing unsupported, not sitting! Most clubs, unfortunately won't be able to afford the expense for the equipment as each shooting lane will cost around £10K... There are competitions for the blind as well. The volunteers that they are asking for will be trained to guide the person to the shooting bench and litterally point them in the general direction, until the tone is being picked up...

Here I go again: getmecoat

tonyvid

9,889 posts

273 months

Friday 31st October 2008
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Dolf said:
... and yet, it does exist! A special device is mounted on the barrel that interacts with the target - as the rifle is pointing closer and closer to the bull on the target a sound is generated; the pitch changes depending on how close to the bull the rifle is pointing at the time. The trick is of course to release the shot at the right time, but instead of using a visual aid (like a metal sight or scope), an aural aid is used here.

Anyway, enough of teacher and more of hehe - as you were!
Can we get some of that for the American Forces?

Dolf

487 posts

243 months

Friday 31st October 2008
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tonyvid said:
Dolf said:
... and yet, it does exist! A special device is mounted on the barrel that interacts with the target - as the rifle is pointing closer and closer to the bull on the target a sound is generated; the pitch changes depending on how close to the bull the rifle is pointing at the time. The trick is of course to release the shot at the right time, but instead of using a visual aid (like a metal sight or scope), an aural aid is used here.

Anyway, enough of teacher and more of hehe - as you were!
Can we get some of that for the American Forces?
Good idea! They seem to eliviate their lack of accuracy with fire power and rate of fire.

I have been on ranges in the States and it ain't good!