Noisy eater

[Daveyh]

Is it just me? Suppose I hope so.

What is it about it that raises my BP. Crisps. Apples. etc I have to count to 10, take deep breaths. I have to stop myself cheering when they're done.

At this very moment it's crisps.

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[Gun]

I've known people who, when they're eating, make sounds that wouldn't be out of place at a zoo!

[_Batty_]

Gun said:

I've known people who, when they're eating, make sounds that wouldn't be out of place at a zoo!

me too. drives me up the wall!!!

FFS KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

[Gylen]

For some reason, this doesn't irritate me at all. But there was a girl at school who used to sit next to me in registration and every morning she would sit and mumble the same two lines of a song she'd heard on the radio that morning. The thing was that without fail, she would have picked these two lines up wrongly and inanely mutter the same mistake over and over and over and over and over and over and over until I wanted to murder her with a spade.

[TonyHetherington]

RAAAAAAA

My old boss.

Would come and look over your shoulder on the PC to do something and, right next to your ear, "chachachachachachacha" with chewing gum

And then, AND THEN...when out for dinner at posh do's he'd eat with his mouth open like he was DELIBERATELY trying.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Can you tell it irked me somewhat?

[ASBO]

_Batty_ said:

Gun said:

I've known people who, when they're eating, make sounds that wouldn't be out of place at a zoo!

me too. drives me up the wall!!!

FFS KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

I was hit by a trajectile somethingorother from the mouth of a chap I was speaking too in the office, whilst he munched on a pork pie

[Gun]

ASBO said:

_Batty_ said:

Gun said:

I've known people who, when they're eating, make sounds that wouldn't be out of place at a zoo!

me too. drives me up the wall!!!

FFS KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

I was hit by a trajectile somethingorother from the mouth of a chap I was speaking too in the office, whilst he munched on a pork pie

Mmmm, pre-chewed pork pie!

[Daveyh]

ASBO said:

I was hit by a trajectile somethingorother from the mouth of a chap I was speaking too in the office, whilst he munched on a pork pie

That is truly horrible, poor chap

[fathomfive]

ASBO said:

_Batty_ said:

Gun said:

I've known people who, when they're eating, make sounds that wouldn't be out of place at a zoo!

me too. drives me up the wall!!!

FFS KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

I was hit by a trajectile somethingorother from the mouth of a chap I was speaking too in the office, whilst he munched on a pork pie

Either the pigs lips or arse.

HTH

[Harry Flashman]

Daveyh said:

ASBO said:

I was hit by a trajectile somethingorother from the mouth of a chap I was speaking too in the office, whilst he munched on a pork pie

That is truly horrible, poor chap

Rank. If that happened to me, I think I'd seriously have to be restrained, in order to prevent me from kicking the filthy sod in his overfed face.

Revolting.

Edited by Harry Flashman on Tuesday 4th November 12:06

[ASBO]

Gun said:

ASBO said:

_Batty_ said:

Gun said:

I've known people who, when they're eating, make sounds that wouldn't be out of place at a zoo!

me too. drives me up the wall!!!

FFS KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

I was hit by a trajectile somethingorother from the mouth of a chap I was speaking too in the office, whilst he munched on a pork pie

Mmmm, pre-chewed pork pie!

It was fking disgusting. Landed right on my left cheek.

I bet the guy goes home and smears himself in his own st before frying the left-overs for his dinner.

c-unit.

[uriel]

I work with a guy that I fantasise about stabbing on a daily basis due to the sound of him drinking tea. I wouldn't have thought it possible to make such a loud slurping noise with every single drink. Then he forces out a gulp/swallow so that you can hear it from the other side of the room and then a long drawn out sigh.

The sigh I could understand if it was the first drink from the cup when you've been desperate for a drink and are looking to show your contentment, but this is obscene. Every sip of every cup of which there are about a dozen per day. Sluuuuuuuuuuurp, GULP, Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

I've tried to point it out to him, but he genuinely seems oblivious.

[parakitaMol.]

Wafer biscuits....

Crunch crunch crunch....

Then with mouth slightly open, like a Monster from Sesame Street.

Then.... just breathe...

Wafer snow....

Would that annoy you?

Edited by parakitaMol. on Tuesday 4th November 12:20

[ASBO]

parakitaMol. said:

Then with mouth slightly open, like a Monster from Sesame Street.

Brilliant metaphor

[petrol_penelope]

what seems to really annoy me is Teeth clicking as they chew and noses that whistle while chewing when breathing through thier nose

[The Tea Boy]

parakitaMol. said:

Wafer biscuits....

Crunch crunch crunch....

Then with mouth slightly open, like a Monster from Sesame Street.

Then.... just breathe...

Wafer snow....

Would that annoy you?

Edited by parakitaMol. on Tuesday 4th November 12:20

[Altrezia]

One behind me, about 2 foot away. fking s. It makes me so angry to hear them munching away.
Crunch crunch crunch RUSTLE crunch crunch.

Ergh. Going out to get away from it.

[Steamer]

NOISY YAWNING FECKERS!

not so much the sound of the yawn itself... but the 'Nom,nom,nom...' noise they make afterwards....

...Whats that for? Why did you make that noise??? Did you just bring up some half digested food when you yawned? WHAT???

[Neil_H]

Repetitive but random noises tend to bug me, all this morning someone nearby has their volume turned right up so the 'BONG' noise from Windows has been reverberating around the office a few times a minute. I'm pretty sure it's one of the MDs, so I'm loath to draw attention to myself by shouting 'TURN YOUR VOLUME DOWN YOU ARE YOU DEAF?' as I would look like a whinger.

[bint]

I apologise to those around me - I've just eaten 2 large slices of very juicy pineapple - I may have slurped a bit...........