hats off...

[allegro]

to the guy who thought up skimmed milk. genius!!!

take half a pint of milk, top up with water and sell as a "healthier option"
then sit back and watch people consume twice as much milk trying to get their brew the colour they are used to.

Brilliant!!!

mrs allegro, can we get some proper milk please

Edited by allegro on Tuesday 4th November 21:31

[Shaw Tarse]

Gold Top

[elle]

You can't beat full fat

[cazzer]

Shaw Tarse said:

Gold Top

Green Top you wuss

[Don1]

cazzer said:

Shaw Tarse said:

Gold Top

Green Top you wuss

Does that come from your dead cow? Green for gangrene?

[allegro]

indeed! am going back to my farming ancestors. honest food without all that modern ste and e numbers in it. my great gran lived to 97 so there must be something in it

[cazzer]

Don1 said:

cazzer said:

Shaw Tarse said:

Gold Top

Green Top you wuss

Does that come from your dead cow? Green for gangrene?

Well it does come straight from the cow...but that one's milk giving days are long gone.

[sleep envy]

tea?

coffee, black, short

[cazzer]

sleep envy said:

tea?

coffee, black, short

Like yer men?

[Mrs Allegro]

Oy you fat fker, how about you getting off your arse for a change and getting down the Asda for some?
I clean up your st after you, slave over a hot stove night and day, bring up your kids (well, I tell you they're your kids ) and all for that pittance of housekeeping you give me.
Well I'm fking sick of it, do you hear me?

Etc. etc...

ETA hey guys, did you know all the girls call him 'Justin'...?

Edited by Mrs Allegro on Tuesday 4th November 21:39

[s,one]

Who'd of thought we would have been willing to pay three quid for a cup of skinny coffee as well. If you'd have said it to me a few years ago I'd have said you were mad. Now I should have shares in Costa and co.

[allegro]

Mrs Allegro said:

Oy you fat fker, how about you getting off your arse for a change and getting down the Asda for some?
I clean up your st after you, slave over a hot stove night and day, bring up your kids (well, I tell you they're your kids ) and all for that pittance of housekeeping you give me.
Well I'm fking sick of it, do you hear me?

Etc. etc...

[Catz]

Freaky!

Are you two in the same house?

[Shaw Tarse]

sleep envy said:

tea?

coffee, black, short

but for cereal,proper milk!

[allegro]

gap in the market! I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT MILK

or as mrs allegro calls it soya

[Alfa_75_Steve]

allegro said:

gap in the market! I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT MILK

or as mrs allegro calls it soya

Even our cats refuse to drink that ste.

We bought it specially for them, too - because (like most cats) they're lactose intolerant.

[allegro]

hmmmm, what do we do with all this watery residue left over from making soya curd???
aha!!! lets bottle it as "milk"

Edited by allegro on Tuesday 4th November 21:57

[minimatt1967]

cazzer said:

sleep envy said:

tea?

coffee, black, short

Like yer men?

[Colonial]

Pffft, milk is for babies and little girls

Real men drink double espresso with no sugar or any other crap

[LHDisbest]

sleep envy said:

tea?

coffee, black, short

+1