If you had just been voted the President of the USA,

[schmalex]

what would be your first decision & why?

ETA - not quote sure why the title has a "thumb down". Ho hum!

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Edited by schmalex on Wednesday 5th November 12:50

Edited by TonyHetherington on Wednesday 5th November 13:14

[V8mate]

See if Monica Lewinsky has any younger sisters looking for an internship?

[Soovy]

"Bring me the files on UFOs"

[mybrainhurts]

schmalex said:

what would be your first decision & why?

(1) Round up the environmentalists and shoot them...

(2) Because I can...

[Not Ideal]

Soovy said:

"Bring me the files on UFOs"

+ 1. And JFK...whats the REAL story please..??

[The Hypno-Toad]

Do a little dance, make a little love. You know, generally get down tonight.

[Not Ideal]

Do you get a little 1hr course on how set off nuclear missiles as well..??

Induction day at the white house must be quite an eye-opener!

[G'kar]

Whatever my shadow government lizard overlords commanded me to do.

[The Hypno-Toad]

mickken said:

I'd stop this thread.

......today I'm now officially bored to death of all the bloody fking new President threads.

He'll be dead within 6 months if the powers that be get their way.

shot from mickken's web cam,

Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Wednesday 5th November 12:56

[XB70]

Definitely another for the UFO files.

Would also ask for the Boeing SST plans to be dusted off....time for a new Air Force One methinks!

[ewenm]

I've got until January to think about this...

[shirt]

i'd be thinking how to spend the cash embezzled from my campaign fund, then head down to the CIA and find out whats really going on in the world and what special favours they could afford me.

[JCB123]

I'd paint the mthrfckin White House black...

[Heskey]

The Hypno-Toad said:

"You're just jealous because I've been talking to hot babes online all. day."

[Tampon]

Heskey said:

"You're just jealous because I've been talking to hot babes online all. day."

"I need some sweet skills, girls love a guy with skills"

[Maxf]

Get secret service to put 24" spinners on their Escalades.

[Chris_w666]

I'd make their car makers come to the side of the world where cars are built for corners to learn how that works.

Have a full size Nurburgring replica built in my home state.

Add a few people to the FBI's most wanted list.

Get AF1 out for a spin to the maldives.

Start my own USA F1 team.

Abolish speed limits.

Get one of those NYC hot dog carts.

Then probably sit and watch top gear on Dave for a few hours.

[Munter]

Not Ideal said:

Do you get a little 1hr course on how set off nuclear missiles as well..??

Induction day at the white house must be quite an eye-opener!

You mean induction 2 months. Theres 2 months of crap he has to learn and remember. Chips to be imbedded, scars to heal, sexual kinks to be smoothed. It's a lot of work taking your average red blooded male and making sure they dont screw up like any of the previous ones. Wonder when they'll have to make it 3 months...

[iluvmercs]

I would decide I need to control all the world's oil and invade a middle eastern or former Soviety county.
A thoroughly original idea, don't you think?

Darren

[El Guapo]

Bash one off in the Oval Office