Another Riddle (good one)
Another Riddle (good one)
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Hoppy2008

Original Poster:

2,496 posts

225 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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A man goes to the post office to mail a Snooker cue.
The guy behind the counter measures it and says,
"This cue is 1.3 Metres long, we only allow objects up to 1 Metre length to be sent".

The guy goes away, and returns in one hour with the same cue and gets it sent.

How does he do it?

James P

3,036 posts

267 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Unscrews it into the 2 parts?

G'kar

3,728 posts

216 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Turned the address by 90 degrees.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Magic...

Slikk

2,135 posts

273 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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He unscrewed the two halves.


edit-too slooooow

Edited by Slikk on Wednesday 5th November 15:04

chunkymonkey71

13,173 posts

228 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Scudded the guy behind the counter with the cue until he agreed to send it?

Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

251 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Shazam

7 Sevens

658 posts

251 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Went when there was a shorter queue.

pja

272 posts

255 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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He delt with the bloke behind the counter......instead of the STROPPY bh thats usualy there!!!!!! furious

Hoppy2008

Original Poster:

2,496 posts

225 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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nope to all of the above!
The cue is a one-piece jobby.

Keep guessing.

Davi

17,153 posts

250 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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put it diagonally in a square box

Edited by Davi on Wednesday 5th November 15:08

MikeyT

18,416 posts

301 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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7 Sevens said:
Went when there was a shorter queue.
biggrin

s,one

4,612 posts

268 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Laid it across a square box corner to corner a mtr high.

G'kar

3,728 posts

216 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Hoppy2008 said:
nope to all of the above!
The cue is a one-piece jobby.

Keep guessing.
I think you missed my post.

He returned with address repositioned, so the cue was now only 1" long but 1.3M wide.

Hoppy2008

Original Poster:

2,496 posts

225 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Davi said:
put it in a square box
Coooo-rect!

Distance across two diagonal corners is over 1.4 metres!!

Popepaul

80 posts

215 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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cut 30mm of the end

Hoppy2008

Original Poster:

2,496 posts

225 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Popepaul said:
cut 30mm of the end
still be 270mm too long frown

lawrence567

7,507 posts

220 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Went in with a baseball bat & hit the bertie big potatos behind the counter in the bks with said baseball bat, he then post it for him free of charge regardless of size.

trumpet600

3,527 posts

261 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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lawrence567 said:
Went in with a baseball bat & hit the bertie big potatos behind the counter in the bks with said baseball bat, he then post it for him free of charge regardless of size.
Is this before you asked him if they had any books on how to mix two stroke?

ukwill

10,215 posts

237 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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the customer got irate, pulled out his reactivated imitation handgun and threatened to "bust a cap in yo ass"...

the mailbod duly obliged.