Am I an alcoholic?

[sultanbrown]

I split up with the missus earlier on in the year, and so decided to quit my job and buy a Jag. I have spent teh last few months mainly getting annihilated, but then I do enjoy a knees up, however, I have just discovered that one of my cans of beer lying around my PC is almost full but has almost certainly been used as an "ash-can". I decided to consume it anyway.
I put it to the PH collective to answer my query.
(if ti helps, I have more booze that doesn't contain fag ash, but they are down stairs.)


ps, apologies, wrong forum.

Edited by sultanbrown on Thursday 6th November 01:19

[rabw]

Are you claiming benefits?

[outlaw biker]

Yer great piss head.

[sultanbrown]

I have only just signed on, as I have run out of money. Didn't want to claim when I honestly wasn't looking for work, but needs must and I am currently seeking employment.

[sultanbrown]

If it helps, I've just noted a floating butt, so have ceased drinking from the ash can (I wondered why it tasted funny).
I shall journey downstairs for a fresh one.;)

[Biker's Nemesis]

I've had the worst weekend of my life, so I've hit the bottle big time.

I must be pissed, posting at this time on a weekday.

[outlaw biker]

Biker's Nemesis said:

I've had the worst weekend of my life, so I've hit the bottle big time.

I must be pissed, posting at this time on a weekday.

Whatsup pussycat? Anything your uncle outlaw can help with?

[Biker's Nemesis]

outlaw biker said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

I've had the worst weekend of my life, so I've hit the bottle big time.

I must be pissed, posting at this time on a weekday.

Whatsup pussycat? Anything your uncle outlaw can help with?

Not this time.


You could try making me smile though!

[outlaw biker]

Biker's Nemesis said:

outlaw biker said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

I've had the worst weekend of my life, so I've hit the bottle big time.

I must be pissed, posting at this time on a weekday.

Whatsup pussycat? Anything your uncle outlaw can help with?

Not this time.


You could try making me smile though!

Do you want a tickle or will me purposely losing to you on a racetrack in the beemer do?

[Biker's Nemesis]

outlaw biker said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

outlaw biker said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

I've had the worst weekend of my life, so I've hit the bottle big time.

I must be pissed, posting at this time on a weekday.

Whatsup pussycat? Anything your uncle outlaw can help with?

Not this time.


You could try making me smile though!

Do you want a tickle or will me purposely losing to you on a racetrack in the beemer do?

Thats more like it.

[tomTVR]

What kind of beer is it? This is key.

[sultanbrown]

85%?
It's not like I hide booze.
Although I don't actually have anyone to hide it from, so that may be a mute point.

[sultanbrown]

tomTVR said:

What kind of beer is it? This is key.

Finished the Stella bottles, on to the 40oz San Miguels now (less stair time, more drinking).

[outlaw biker]

Biker's Nemesis said:

outlaw biker said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

outlaw biker said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

I've had the worst weekend of my life, so I've hit the bottle big time.

I must be pissed, posting at this time on a weekday.

Whatsup pussycat? Anything your uncle outlaw can help with?

Not this time.


You could try making me smile though!

Do you want a tickle or will me purposely losing to you on a racetrack in the beemer do?

Thats more like it.

One day my friend your wish will come true. I'll whoop your ass in the beemer and then tickle you until you cry. Then you'll be sorry. But by then it will be too late. Too late for what I don't know? But it sounded good as I was typing...

[Biker's Nemesis]

outlaw biker said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

outlaw biker said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

outlaw biker said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

I've had the worst weekend of my life, so I've hit the bottle big time.

I must be pissed, posting at this time on a weekday.

Whatsup pussycat? Anything your uncle outlaw can help with?

Not this time.


You could try making me smile though!

Do you want a tickle or will me purposely losing to you on a racetrack in the beemer do?

Thats more like it.

One day my friend your wish will come true. I'll whoop your ass in the beemer and then tickle you until you cry. Then you'll be sorry. But by then it will be too late. Too late for what I don't know? But it sounded good as I was typing...

You've got more chance of digging the Queen mother up and getting her pregentant than beating me around a racetrack with that old drug dealers BMW.

[sultanbrown]

I'll take you both on with my S type you bds.

[Biker's Nemesis]

sultanbrown said:

I'll take you both on with my S type you bds.

Now you are drunk Sir.

[sultanbrown]

I'm not so pissed that I fail to realise the limits of the jag.
Mind you, the fanny love it yet couldn't care less about the bimmer.

Edited by sultanbrown on Wednesday 26th November 18:45

[outlaw biker]

Biker's Nemesis said:

outlaw biker said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

outlaw biker said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

outlaw biker said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

I've had the worst weekend of my life, so I've hit the bottle big time.

I must be pissed, posting at this time on a weekday.

Whatsup pussycat? Anything your uncle outlaw can help with?

Not this time.


You could try making me smile though!

Do you want a tickle or will me purposely losing to you on a racetrack in the beemer do?

Thats more like it.

One day my friend your wish will come true. I'll whoop your ass in the beemer and then tickle you until you cry. Then you'll be sorry. But by then it will be too late. Too late for what I don't know? But it sounded good as I was typing...

You've got more chance of digging the Queen mother up and getting her pregentant than beating me around a racetrack with that old drug dealers BMW.

Obviously I'd get you drugged up first!

[Biker's Nemesis]

sultanbrown said:

fk it, I'll bring the E39 M5.
I'm not so pissed that I fail to realise the limits of the jag.
Mind you, the fanny love it yet couldn't care less about the bimmer.

E39 M5 will not do the job either.