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ettore

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5,094 posts

282 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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Currently writing a speech and I need a joke or an amusing tale that's linked to the US election. My own efforts are currently poor.

Anyone???

Hoppy2008

2,496 posts

225 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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ettore said:
Currently writing a speech and I need a joke or an amusing tale that's linked to the US election. My own efforts are currently poor.

Anyone???
Palin sucks cocks.

HTH

ettore

Original Poster:

5,094 posts

282 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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Hoppy2008 said:
ettore said:
Currently writing a speech and I need a joke or an amusing tale that's linked to the US election. My own efforts are currently poor.

Anyone???
Palin sucks cocks.

HTH
Thanks - audience is a little more sophisticated though.

RDM

1,860 posts

237 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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Oh..laughso you've watched "Who's nailin' Palin?" aswell....

SpeedchillsC9

480 posts

255 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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ettore said:
Hoppy2008 said:
ettore said:
Currently writing a speech and I need a joke or an amusing tale that's linked to the US election. My own efforts are currently poor.

Anyone???
Palin sucks cocks.

HTH
Thanks - audience is a little more sophisticated though.
"Palin performs fellatio" then.

Shaw Tarse

31,891 posts

233 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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Palin gives fellatio.

Orangecurry

7,792 posts

236 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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US talkshow kwality here
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/arti...

I did smile (slightly) at

"President Bush announced he has decided to visit Vietnam. The president said 'It must be a pretty nice place. I hear John McCain spent five years there.'"

ettore

Original Poster:

5,094 posts

282 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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Orangecurry said:
US talkshow kwality here
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/arti...

I did smile (slightly) at

"President Bush announced he has decided to visit Vietnam. The president said 'It must be a pretty nice place. I hear John McCain spent five years there.'"
Thanks, this is getting more like it..

I think Palin should be the target..hmmmm?..

NobleLord

1,065 posts

278 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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Heard something on a US radio station yesterday along the lines of...

So, a rich black man is moving into the white house. Staff are hurriedly upgrading the sound system, extending the garage block and digging for a new outdoor pool and bar complex. Pimp my Ride are working on a new series called Pimp my House smile

NL

Gun

13,432 posts

248 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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An old one:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

281 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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you need a joke/tale?

Go to a fancy/dress shop.

HTH

ettore

Original Poster:

5,094 posts

282 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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Cara Van Man said:
you need a joke/tale?

Go to a fancy/dress shop.

HTH
boom...tish.

Taita

7,997 posts

233 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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Barak Obama has sorted the US economy already.

Sales of guns, white sheets, petrol, ammunition and garden fertiliser have rocketed.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

281 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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getmecoat

GingerNinja

3,989 posts

288 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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Barack Obama shows up at the gates of heaven, and gives a loud knock.

An Angel opens the gate and asks "Who are you?"

"I'm Barack Obama, I was president of the Unites States"

Angel says "Never heard of you - when were you elected?"

Barack says "Yesterday"

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

252 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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GingerNinja said:
Barack Obama shows up at the gates of heaven, and gives a loud knock.

An Angel opens the gate and asks "Who are you?"

"I'm Barack Obama, I was president of the Unites States"

Angel says "Never heard of you - when were you elected?"

Barack says "Yesterday"
hehe

BoRED S2upid

21,058 posts

270 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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1st black man ever to enter the White house without a mop.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

281 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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GingerNinja said:
Barack Obama shows up at the gates of heaven, and gives a loud knock.

An Angel opens the gate and asks "Who are you?"

"I'm Barack Obama, I was president of the Unites States"

Angel says "Never heard of you - when were you elected?"

Barack says "Yesterday"
confused


idea


rofl

bobthemonkey

4,208 posts

246 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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Washington Police and the Secret Service stopped a man yesterday who was attempting to scale the White House fence.

The suspect was informed "Sorry, Mr President; you can't leave until January"

mr_spock

3,374 posts

245 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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What's big and white, and smells of fried chicken?

the White House on Jan 21st 2009



I guess McCain's had his chips