Pilot goes blind...

[Landlord]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire...

article said:

He was flying a two-seater Cessna plane from Prestwick airport in Scotland to Colchester, Essex, when a medical condition caused him to go blind.

:snigger: Perhaps his :snort: prescription ran out!! :fullonguffaw:

the report abuse button is up there, on your right.

[Sheepy]

Landlord said:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire...

article said:

He was flying a two-seater Cessna plane from Prestwick airport in Scotland to Colchester, Essex, when a medical condition caused him to go blind.

:snigger: Perhaps his :snort: prescription ran out!! :fullonguffaw:

the report abuse button is up there, on your right.

And where is the repost button?

[Landlord]

Sheepy said:

Landlord said:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire...

article said:

He was flying a two-seater Cessna plane from Prestwick airport in Scotland to Colchester, Essex, when a medical condition caused him to go blind.

:snigger: Perhaps his :snort: prescription ran out!! :fullonguffaw:

the report abuse button is up there, on your right.

And where is the repost button?

Right here, between my arse cheeks.

I did search (as in, I vaguely scanned the first page).

And I think you'll find that joke is ORIGINAL. Which was the main thrust of my post.

[Cara Van Man]

I can't see whats funny about that.

I once knew someone that could spell the word 'blind', maybe, so I find that offensive, possibly.

Just to cover all bases I hit the report button.

[emicen]

Landlord said:

Sheepy said:

Landlord said:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire...

article said:

He was flying a two-seater Cessna plane from Prestwick airport in Scotland to Colchester, Essex, when a medical condition caused him to go blind.

:snigger: Perhaps his :snort: prescription ran out!! :fullonguffaw:

the report abuse button is up there, on your right.

And where is the repost button?

Right here, between my arse cheeks.

I did search (as in, I vaguely scanned the first page).

And I think you'll find that joke is ORIGINAL. Which was the main thrust of my post.

What joke?

[Cara Van Man]

Landlord said:

Sheepy said:

And where is the repost button?

Right here, between my arse cheeks.

<pokes finger out whilst screwing face up and trying to find repost button>

Edited by Cara Van Man on Friday 7th November 14:23

[HRG]

Cara Van Man said:

Landlord said:

Sheepy said:

And where is the repost button?

Right here, between my arse cheeks.

No, that's called a g-spot.

HTH.

[Yertis]

emicen said:

Landlord said:

Sheepy said:

Landlord said:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire...

article said:

He was flying a two-seater Cessna plane from Prestwick airport in Scotland to Colchester, Essex, when a medical condition caused him to go blind.

:snigger: Perhaps his :snort: prescription ran out!! :fullonguffaw:

the report abuse button is up there, on your right.

And where is the repost button?

Right here, between my arse cheeks.

I did search (as in, I vaguely scanned the first page).

And I think you'll find that joke is ORIGINAL. Which was the main thrust of my post.

What joke?

Yeah, what joke?

[Cara Van Man]

Yertis said:

emicen said:

Landlord said:

Sheepy said:

Landlord said:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire...

article said:

He was flying a two-seater Cessna plane from Prestwick airport in Scotland to Colchester, Essex, when a medical condition caused him to go blind.

:snigger: Perhaps his :snort: prescription ran out!! :fullonguffaw:

the report abuse button is up there, on your right.

And where is the repost button?

Right here, between my arse cheeks.

I did search (as in, I vaguely scanned the first page).

And I think you'll find that joke is ORIGINAL. Which was the main thrust of my post.

What joke?

Yeah, what joke?

Yeah, what joke, Phil? You're dying on stage here......and I'm hovering over that report button.....do you feel lucky punk?

[tegwin]

Landlord said:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire...

article said:

He was flying a two-seater Cessna plane from Prestwick airport in Scotland to Colchester, Essex, when a medical condition caused him to go blind.

:snigger: Perhaps his :snort: prescription ran out!! :fullonguffaw:

the report abuse button is up there, on your right.

You sir are a dhead ....

Edited by tegwin on Friday 7th November 14:35

[Poledriver]

Thank god for the RAF and the pilot's quick thinking!

[IforB]

Chaps. I know James quite well and this really isn't very funny at all. So if you'll all wind your necks in, then I'd be appreciative.

[Geronimo]

noone laughing at a Landlord thread - I bet he is now dead inside.

For what it`s worth I had a wry smile.

Edited by Geronimo on Friday 7th November 14:39

[G'kar]

tegwin said:

Landlord said:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire...

article said:

He was flying a two-seater Cessna plane from Prestwick airport in Scotland to Colchester, Essex, when a medical condition caused him to go blind.

:snigger: Perhaps his :snort: prescription ran out!! :fullonguffaw:

the report abuse button is up there, on your right.

You sir are a dhead ....

Edited by tegwin on Friday 7th November 14:35

Phil is a mate of mine and you are bang out of order sonny.

By no means would you call him a diackhead, if you knew him.

Tw4t, yes. Cock would be appropriate. Bumbling Moron would be answered to if you called it out in the street.

I believe his mother still sews labels into his mittens with 'Spaz' embroidered on them.

But dhead is just plain wrong.

[Cara Van Man]

G'kar said:

tegwin said:

Landlord said:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire...

article said:

He was flying a two-seater Cessna plane from Prestwick airport in Scotland to Colchester, Essex, when a medical condition caused him to go blind.

:snigger: Perhaps his :snort: prescription ran out!! :fullonguffaw:

the report abuse button is up there, on your right.

You sir are a dhead ....

Edited by tegwin on Friday 7th November 14:35

Phil is a mate of mine and you are bang out of order sonny.

By no means would you call him a diackhead, if you knew him.

Tw4t, yes. Cock would be appropriate. Bumbling Moron would be answered to if you called it out in the street.

I believe his mother still sews labels into his mittens with 'Spaz' embroidered on them.

But dhead is just plain wrong.

better than 'tegwin' I suppose.

that's a little too close to Chegwin, and we all know what a tit he is.

[OzzyR1]

Landlord said:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire...

article said:

He was flying a two-seater Cessna plane from Prestwick airport in Scotland to Colchester, Essex, when a medical condition caused him to go blind.

:snigger: Perhaps his :snort: prescription ran out!! :fullonguffaw:

the report abuse button is up there, on your right.

I echo the above, where is the joke here?

Cock.

Edited by OzzyR1 on Friday 7th November 14:43

[G'kar]

OzzyR1 said:

Landlord said:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire...

article said:

He was flying a two-seater Cessna plane from Prestwick airport in Scotland to Colchester, Essex, when a medical condition caused him to go blind.

:snigger: Perhaps his :snort: prescription ran out!! :fullonguffaw:

the report abuse button is up there, on your right.

I echo the above, where is the joke here?

Cock.

Edited by OzzyR1 on Friday 7th November 14:43

Y'see Teggers?

That's how you do it.

[scotal]

G'kar said:

tegwin said:

Landlord said:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire...

article said:

He was flying a two-seater Cessna plane from Prestwick airport in Scotland to Colchester, Essex, when a medical condition caused him to go blind.

:snigger: Perhaps his :snort: prescription ran out!! :fullonguffaw:

the report abuse button is up there, on your right.

You sir are a dhead ....

Edited by tegwin on Friday 7th November 14:35

Phil is a mate of mine and you are bang out of order sonny.

By no means would you call him a diackhead, if you knew him.

Tw4t, yes. Cock would be appropriate. Bumbling Moron would be answered to if you called it out in the street.

I believe his mother still sews labels into his mittens with 'Spaz' embroidered on them.

But dhead is just plain wrong.

He can't be a tt and a cock, that would make him some sort of hermaphrodite, and I for one never, ever want to see Phil's feminine side.


and I didnt actually get the joke either, but then I'm a bit slow

Edited by scotal on Friday 7th November 14:46

[Cara Van Man]

G'kar said:

OzzyR1 said:

Landlord said:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire...

article said:

He was flying a two-seater Cessna plane from Prestwick airport in Scotland to Colchester, Essex, when a medical condition caused him to go blind.

:snigger: Perhaps his :snort: prescription ran out!! :fullonguffaw:

the report abuse button is up there, on your right.

I echo the above, where is the joke here?

Cock.

Edited by OzzyR1 on Friday 7th November 14:43

Y'see Teggers?

That's how you do it.

To be fair that's ALL he does. (Pop up onto threads and calls people names, then disappears). I was called 'Tool' the other day. That's so untrue as tools can be useful.

[10 Pence Short]

It's good job he didn't know you are ginger. He could have added another 3 or 4 insults to his collection.