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Gooby

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9,269 posts

257 months

Sunday 9th November 2008
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Just been out for an early ride.
On a wide part of the trail, I came across a large group of runners, they were scattered into groups of 3-4 and I slowed down so I could pass them, all was going well, as I passed a group, they would call ahead "bike" and the next group would move aside I would politely say "thank you" and pass. The front group of 4 were all side by side and 3 of the 4 moved to the side. This wasnt a problem as there was plenty of room to pass.

As I went by the small bloke who wouldnt move shouted at me "come near me with that thing and I will put you over the fking handle bars!"
What??
I had passed with 3-4 ft spare, no malicious intent, going slowly to prevent accidents and with the right that the path is as much mine as thiers.
I stopped, putting the bike in his path so he couldnt pass. At that point my 3 dogs caught up with me (rotty crosses). I stopped him and asked him if he had just threatened me?
I had taken the wind out of his verbal assult. He stammered and spat out "yes"!
Fine.
My turn.
"You foul mouthed little snot, I am to put into practice my 8 years martial arts training and remove your jaw, I will then stick it up your arse where it actually belongs. Because I believe in keeping the st of the paths I will then let my dogs eat your corpse... Any more threats? or would you like me to continue with my ride?"

I continued my ride.....



PhilLL

1,123 posts

223 months

Sunday 9th November 2008
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What did the other runners make of this exchange?

_daveR

6,146 posts

250 months

Sunday 9th November 2008
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I was fully on your side until your reply to him. It just made you sound like a knob.

vwsurfbum

896 posts

234 months

Sunday 9th November 2008
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sounds like he was suffering from little man sindrome?
well done that man!

Furberger

719 posts

222 months

Sunday 9th November 2008
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Hey, do you do martial arts?

ewenm

28,506 posts

268 months

Sunday 9th November 2008
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_daveR said:
I was fully on your side until your reply to him. It just made you sound like a knob.
yes

arryb

11,184 posts

225 months

Sunday 9th November 2008
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ewenm said:
_daveR said:
I was fully on your side until your reply to him. It just made you sound like a knob.
yes
yes

Why bother even giving him the satisfaction of replying - and using your dogs for backup....I bet he was scared whistle

LRdriver II

1,936 posts

272 months

Sunday 9th November 2008
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ewenm said:
_daveR said:
I was fully on your side until your reply to him. It just made you sound like a knob.
yes
+1

We hve the same problem here in Denmark with all forest users having to share. Eventhough we have dedicated MTB trails, people still find the need to destroy trails, hammer nails into roots causing punctures and laying tree trunks and branches across our way.. go figure.
We tackle this, not with random threats of abuse/violence, but by EDUCATION, stopping and talking like normal people and handing out flyers stating the rules of the forest etc..

I think you did nothing to further our cause,but only make the division larger.
Well done.. you should be proud.

nervous

24,050 posts

253 months

Sunday 9th November 2008
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agreed. but, lucky thing- the second part of this conversation didnt really happen.

nice story though- if only I were a gay Im sure Id be mailing you and offering you complimentary lip balm or something now. I cant decide whether Im disappointed or not.

Gooby

Original Poster:

9,269 posts

257 months

Sunday 9th November 2008
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arryb said:
ewenm said:
_daveR said:
I was fully on your side until your reply to him. It just made you sound like a knob.
yes
yes

Why bother even giving him the satisfaction of replying - and using your dogs for backup....I bet he was scared whistle
My dogs are not a "weapon", they are my best friends and that they were there was coincidence. I would do nothing to put them in harms way. Quite frankly the pups would not know what to do if there was any sort of confrontation and that is the way I want to keep it. They are soft and friendly.

I dont really care if I sound like a knob but this arse and bully required a responce. A non-confrontational responce was not going to work. As far as I am concerned he got what he deserved.

I was not looking for a fight and to be honest, if it had turned physical, I would have been the first one to leave.

That kind of rudeness and he was blatantly looking for a confrontation. The fact that someone had the beans to stop and challenge caused him to shut up. There was no call for it and my responce was fueled in a large way by the adrenalin of a good ride. There was no need for that bull from him and I had no reason to take it. Why should I? His expectation was that he could abuse people and get away with it.

R.P.M

1,942 posts

244 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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Gooby said:
arryb said:
ewenm said:
_daveR said:
I was fully on your side until your reply to him. It just made you sound like a knob.
yes
yes

Why bother even giving him the satisfaction of replying - and using your dogs for backup....I bet he was scared whistle
My dogs are not a "weapon", they are my best friends and that they were there was coincidence. I would do nothing to put them in harms way. Quite frankly the pups would not know what to do if there was any sort of confrontation and that is the way I want to keep it. They are soft and friendly.

I dont really care if I sound like a knob but this arse and bully required a responce. A non-confrontational responce was not going to work. As far as I am concerned he got what he deserved.

I was not looking for a fight and to be honest, if it had turned physical, I would have been the first one to leave.

That kind of rudeness and he was blatantly looking for a confrontation. The fact that someone had the beans to stop and challenge caused him to shut up. There was no call for it and my responce was fueled in a large way by the adrenalin of a good ride. There was no need for that bull from him and I had no reason to take it. Why should I? His expectation was that he could abuse people and get away with it.
Good reply Gooby, part of me thinks you were right to react, although I doubt I would have bothered.....it's just that confrontation ain't really a British thing!

Rpm

Edited by R.P.M on Monday 10th November 01:14

MrTom

868 posts

226 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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Gooby said:
I am to put into practice my 8 years martial arts training
Disarm him with humour, good call thumbup . Seriously though you should have just hit him, non of this 'I know Karate' schoolyard pap.

vz-r_dave

3,469 posts

241 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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Good on you,

I know its not the correct response to some but imo you treat people how you want to be treated and if someone has that kind of attitude they deserve to be brought down a peg or two.

Ofcourse there is always the easy option, the correct option and that would have been to run the fker over smile

okgo

41,508 posts

221 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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arryb said:
ewenm said:
_daveR said:
I was fully on your side until your reply to him. It just made you sound like a knob.
yes
yes

Why bother even giving him the satisfaction of replying - and using your dogs for backup....I bet he was scared whistle
Just jaw him and carry on biggrin

carter711

1,849 posts

221 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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The guy needed telling off, he sounded like a little prick.

Your response was a tad vulgar but i can understand where it came from as your adrenaline and pulse would have been high from fast bike riding.

All things considered i think he got what he deserved!

gbbird

5,197 posts

267 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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Good on you Gooby. Standing up to knobs who do not expect it really does shut them up and put them in their place. I bet he thinks twice before abusing a cyclist in the future.

g

G0ldfysh

3,317 posts

280 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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Is there room in this thread for one more person to join in the hero worship.

Wow the OP is really amazing....

nervous

24,050 posts

253 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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at least the thread title is believable.

M400 NBL

3,543 posts

235 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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OTT reaction, but he did need to know that he didn't own the trail.

"sue me" or "whatever midget" would have done the trick.


mchammer89

3,127 posts

236 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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M400 NBL said:
"whatever midget" would have done the trick.
+100

Hate people like that, it's the human equivilant of a Jack Russel, all bark, no bite.