Could this be any more 'Guardian'

[MrKipling43]

Made me chuckle...

http://www.guardianoffers.co.uk/mall/productpage.c...

[Sciroccology]

makes more sense than actually reading it.

[mybrainhurts]

Not forgetting this fast cornering aid....

http://www.guardianoffers.co.uk/mall/productpage.c...

[speedychrissie]

website said:

The newspaper briquettes burn steadily for up to two hours, are completely non-toxic and burns steadily for up to 2 hours

you can burn them twice! brilliant.

[MrKipling43]

mybrainhurts said:

Not forgetting this fast cornering aid....

http://www.guardianoffers.co.uk/mall/productpage.c...

That's brilliant! Can you imagine what that thing would do in a crash?!

Also living up to the Grauniad nick name in that ad too: apparently it's great for 'back sufferers'. I regularly suffer my back, I wish I could just take the troublesome old thing off.

Edited by MrKipling43 on Sunday 9th November 16:26

[Dr JonboyG]

It's OK lads, the Daily Mail and Telegraph have offers where you can send in for one of these.

[mybrainhurts]

Dr JonboyG said:

It's OK lads, the Daily Mail and Telegraph have offers where you can send in for one of these.

You made that up, didn't you...?

I admire your wit...